Okay in light of how traumatize I have you all, I decided to give you guys a heads up. The man does not have a chia-pet growing around his lovely cock! I can't stand the idea of pubs and I would'nt do that to you all. He manscapes people! The hair is on his chest and chest alone…No extra fur on the back either!
Please forgive me for scarring you and giving you *begs on hands and knees*
Now on with the show!
Chapter 32
Edward POV
Oh she has moves.
Move that pum pum, baby...we don't need no Malibu in here to throw down.
The way her hips sway and gyrate to this song has every brother at this doc sprung...I don't think I like that!
She's mine fuckers; get your own personal stripper.
Well medical school is expensive...and the way she moves does scream 'I know how to work a pole'.
So why in the blue balls are we not 'rocking de boat'?
My trouser snake should have been caught in her trap.
Getting lost in a sea of warm waters and cream.
Come on Kitty Boo-boo...you can't fight the moon light.
Give this sexy pole a ride to remember.
I'm just too sexy to keep on waiting.