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British Bastard.
I'm Crete. You probably don't care, and have never heard of me. No one has,
since my Dad took control of my government. Don't judge me by him, though.
He's WAY lazier than me, and I can kick your ass any day. Unlike my fucking
Dad. *scowls*
Apparently, it's not "healthy" for a fifteen year old girl to practice archery
all the time and have no friends, so I have to write fucking letters to
countries I don't like or even care about. You seemed saner than that North
Italy bastard, so I figured you'd be less of a pain to write to. I know I'm
going to prove myself wrong eventually, but hey.
So. About me, since you probably know next to nothing. Most of the Gods were
born at my place. The most famous being the sky twins (Apollo and Artemis) and
Zeus. My dad is a bastard and does nothing to raise me. I do archery a LOT,
and am pretty damn good at it. One time I shot that Turkey bastard in the eye,
right through that fucking mask. *mutters* Serves him right for stealing me
from Dad when I was little...
...I heard you have a ton of rain at your house. *smirks* It must feel AWFUL
when other people's houses are warm and sunny. I also heard you raised that
bastard America. What the fuck did you DO to him? He screwed up my economy and
is the single most annoying being on the planet. Well, besides that moron
Korea.
Argótera, bastard.
Crete
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Dear Crete,
I'm going to tell you the honest truth.
I stopped reading after the first paragraph.
-England
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Okay everybody, just wanted to say this, the 20th person to review/send a letter
I will create a hetalia amv for them. Ofcourse they will be able to choose weither or not it's a
tribute or a pairin, and what pairing they would like. And what song I should use.
okay thats it.
tootlez!