Chapter 9

You guys should know that I don't own Naruto because if I did then the rating would be M and it would be filled with all kinds of yaoi and lemony goodness! :D But sadly I don't own it :'(

I also want to take this time to say that they completely ruined Hidan in the English dub of shippuden.

They took out his blood and his cussing! It really pisses me off.

Deidarar's POV

I was surprised when I realized that Sasori was going to be taking me to the conferences on Wedsday. It wasn't a bad thing at all! I actually couldn't wait to see my Danna, to spend the whole evening with him. I had no clue why I was feeling like this. I told Hidan this once and he said that I had a crush on Sasori. I did not! I was always happy around him and I liked it when he praised me, but I do not have a crush on him.

You do.

I scolded my inner self. It always contradicts me and shows up at the weirdest times. Why was it agreeing with Hidn anyway? It was my inner self not his!

I shook my head and decided to come back to reality, where Hidan was pissed off. I had to admit so was I and I think that Itachi didn't like the change either, Tobi on the other hand, didn't care at all.

"I can't fucking believe that they did this!" Hidan growled.

"Neither can we." The twins said as they walked beside us. We were walking to our new Science class. What the school did was take out the Free Periods and replace them with a Science class. From what I saw and heard, nobody liked this change. So where I had a Free Period, I had Art and where I had Art is where I now have Science. I had Science with Hidan, Dylan, and Daren. Itachi and Tobi had it with us too but for some strange reason they were both gone.

Remember Tobi said that he was helping Itachi because he couldn't walk right. My inner self reminded me. Why was he showing up today? He rarely does, but today seemed to be the exception.

"It just better be an easy class, un." I mutter, but I knew that it wouldn't be.

"Amen to that." The twins said in unison, yet again.

"Why do you guys keep doing that, un?" I ask. I found it strange that these two were practically linked at the hips. I mean, I know they are twins and twins are normally close but these two are like inseparable.

"Yeah! It's fucking creepy." Hidan agreed. The two exchanged a glance.

"Sorry." Dylan said. "It's just a habit that we have always done."

"Yeah it will be hard to stop if we tried."

"I doubt this damn class will be easy." Hidan said. "I remember Kazu saying that Science and Math are related and to get Science you have to get Math. I don't fucking get either."

"Really? Then we will both pass with flying colors." Dylan and Daren said.

"What did we fucking say about doing that?" Hidan demanded but the twins payed no mind to it.

"How do you know that, un?" I ask. How could a person be good at all subjects? That just couldn't be possible.

"We will continue to use our method." Dylan said.

"And what the hell is your method?" Hidan says, forgetting about the question that nobody answered.

"Our method is simple." Daren said.

"I am good at Math, therefore, I am good at Science." Dylan said.

"While I am good at English and Literature." Daren added.

"So for say I will do Daren's Math homework sense he is not good at it while he does my English homework."

"That's cheating!" Both Hidan and I shouted at the same time. We walked through the door to the Science room and sat down. How ironic, the desks were not desks, but tables that were meant for 2 people. I sat down next to Hidan while the twins sat down next to each other on the table in front of us.

"It's not cheating." Daren stated simply.

"How the hell is it not?" Hidan asks.

"Technically we are only 1 half of a single person, so we are not cheating." Dylan explains.

"You both have a weird way of thinking, un." I tell them while Hidan nods in agreement.

"If you don't believe us ask the teacher when he gets in here." Daren said with a glare at me as the bell rings. Most of the room was filled with students and not many seats were empty.

"Hello classssss. My name is Orochimaru ssso from thisssss day forward you will adressss me as Orochimaru Sensei." A male voice spoke. The voice itself was cold and when I looked up at the teacher the first 2 words that came to mind were snake and pedophile.

Orochimaru Sensei had this pasty white skin with long black hair. His eyes were a bright amber color while he wore purple eyeshadow around them. He looked very much like a snake and even when he talked he looked like a snake. I just hope that he wasn't what I think he is. I think he is a pedophile. Surely the school wouldn't hire a pedophile, would they?

They would if they didn't know he was one.

'You know what inner self. Just shut up. You are not helping anything at the moment.'

Fine. I will be here if you need me.

'Trust me, I won't.'

While I was busy arguing with my inner self Orochimaru was going around the room and taking names.

"Orochimaru Sensei. Why do you need to go around collecting our names when there is a sheet with our names on it right on your desk?" Daren had the nerve to ask.

"Well because thissss is easssier to do." The snake man said.

"How so?" The other twin asked.

"Because I never forget a face." Our teacher said in a chilling tone of voice. "Why don't you both tell me your names."

"Dylan." Dylan said. Orochimaru looked thoughtful.

"Dylan. That'ssss a nice name. Unique if you ask me. Not enough kidsssss have a name that fine." Those words seemed to creep Dylan out. If that were me I would be running out of here right at that moment.

"Daren." The other twin muttered as he glared at the teacher and moved closer to his brother. If you asked me Daren was possessive over Dylan. I don't know why, but he seemed quite possessive over his brother.

"That one isn't asss unique as your brothersss but it iss still different than most. What about your namesss?" He asks pointing to were I sat next to Hidan.

"Deidara, un." I tell him with a gulp. He nodded to me and then he looked to Hidan.

"And you are?"

"You should know me fuckface! My name is Hidan and I am surprised that you forgot it you jackass!" Hidan said. I was, how to put this, beyond shock. How could Hidan speak like this, true he says this to all the teachers and cusses all the time but he says that the snake like man knows or knew him? How?

"Oh. Hidan-kun I didn't notice you because you were actually sssilent for once." He narrowed his amber eyes at Hidan and, sense we were the last people to sate our names, turned to his marker board. Daren turned his head to us and whispered.

"Do yourselves a favor and don't ask him about that twin thing we were talking about earlier." I could see that he still had anger in his eyes. I didn't understand why, though. It isn't like anything happened other than the teacher acting like a pedophile. Both Hidan and I nodded and Daren turned back to the front of the room. I looked up to what Orochimaru was writing, but not before I saw Daren lace his fingers with Dylan's.

"That was creepy, un." I tell Hidan as we sat underneath the tree that we normally sit under.

"No, that was beyond fucking creepy. I am sure that that guy is a god damned pedophile."

"Hidan, un?"

"Yes?"

"You both acted like you knew each other why, un?" At first he looked confused and than he said.

"Oh, that. Well you see the school is for all 3 schools combined. When Pein, Konan, Sasori, and Kakuzu were still in school Orochimaru would hang out with us. We never really trusted him the much, especially the shark." We had taken to calling Kisame a shark. "Orochimaru kept looking at Itachi the wrong way. He joined our group for a few years. I think that it was to just fucking get to Itachi and Sasori."

"Sasori, un?" I was surprised to hear my teacher in this conversation, I thought it would be about Itachi almost getting raped or something.

"Yeah. It fucking sucks about what happened. Orochimaru would always stick close to either Itachi or Sasori and when Itachi started to stick closer to Kisame's side Orochimaru tried to make a move on Sasori."

"What do you mean by that, un?" I wasn't sure, but I think I know what he meant. I needed to be sure though.

"Like it fucking sounds. One time during lunch Sasori had to go to the bathroom to wash up because I dumped my chocolate milk on him. We didn't know Orochimaru followed him but Konan brought up that she didn't see Orochimaru leave and then Pein and Kakuzu got up and rushed to the restroom. They found Sasori pinned to the wall by Orochimaru. The snake was trying to get into his fucking pants."

I stayed silent. I didn't know what to say but I know what I felt. I felt a tug of emotion going through my body.

"Ever sense then we would kick that snakes ass whenever we saw him. Also don't tell Sasori I told you that. He wants everyone to think that he is fucking strong when he fucking isn't."

"Okay and-" Before I could finish what I was about to say I was interrupted by a whine coming from the middle of the yard.

"Please! Just one little peck." A short haired blonde girl was begging. Her friends, a brunette and a girl with black hair, looked like they were begging too. As both Hidan and I looked at the scene in front of us, I saw who they were talking to.

"Daren and Dylan! Why are those chicks talking to those pricks."

"Hidan they are our friends, un."

"So they are still pricks." I sighed. Hidan did have a point in asking why those girls were talking to the twins. Last time I knew they had nothing to do with girls, but then again a lot of girls had crush's on them. I just assumed that one of the girls just wanted one of the twins to kiss them.

"Pretty please." The brunette said, flashing her eyelashes at the twins.

"There is no way in hell that I am kissing him." Daren said as the two brothers shook their heads. I was dead wrong. It sounded like the girls wanted the brothers to kiss each other.

"He is my brother. That is just disgusting." Dylan said.

"Come on. We will give you money to do it." The girl with black hair said. I could have sworn that I knew their names, but I really don't care.

"Great Jashin!" Hidan exclaimed. "There are yaoi fangirls in the school!" To my horror he was right.

"Come on just one kiss, that is all we're asking." The blonde girl, Stacey, I just remembered her name, said.

"Hell. No." Was all Daren said. You could see that he was getting irritated. From where we were sitting we could see the peoples faces. Daren had his teeth grinding a little in his irritation with the girls.

"You have been bothering us enough about this. No means no." Dylan said. He was standing right next to his brother.

"Please-" Stacey began but Daren interrupted her. You could tell how angry he was by his eyes. He was the hot-headed one of the 2.

"Fine." He growled angrily. "You want a kiss, you'll get a damn kiss."

With that said he took his hand and grabbed the back of Dylan's hair and forced his face to meet his. Daren brought Dylan's lips to meet his own forcefully. I know that the kiss was forced but that kiss also looked bruising.

Everyone in the yard seemed to freeze when they kissed, there weren't really that many people, but there was enough. Daren pulled away from Dylan, who looked shocked about what had just happened. Daren looked at the three girls in front of them. They all looked like they were in heaven and there was a slight nosebleed forming from the 3 of them.

"Give us money." Daren said to Stacey. She reached into her pocket and grabbed her wallet. She opened it and pulled out all the bills she had in there, it looked to be around $200. Who just randomly carried around $200 in bills to school? A crazy person that's who.

Daren grabbed all the money from her hand and then grabbed onto his brother and pulled him down the sidewalk that led to their home. I shared a glance with Hidan.

"What just happened, un?"

"I think that we are all in a lot of fucking trouble." Hidan said. "Come on Deidara, let's head-fucking-home." He said as he stood up and pulls me to my feet.

"Okay, un, and Hidan?" I say as we start walking to Sasori's.

"What?"

"How about we keep what just happened to ourselves, un." I suggest.

"I fucking agree." Hidan nods. "Whatever happens, we can't let Konan find out what we just witnessed."

I am so awesome! Actually no I am not. I just think that it is cool that I can upload this much at once.

How did you like it? I don't know when I will get the SasoDei in here but all I know is that it will start coming on more and more in the next few chapters.

For those of you who had the idea's about the twins, did any of you think that I would make them kiss in this story?

Fact-If you are good at math then you are normally good at science and visa versa.

Fact-Identical twins are not two halves of a single person. I just put that in here because I felt like I had to.

Next chapter will be the parent/teacher conferences. Hopefully I will have that up by tomorrow.

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