Hey Sierra-275! I know that I update at a pretty fast pace, but that is just the man I was. (Another refernce that none of you will figure out... maybe.) Sierra didn't even guess, but thanks for sending in a review. I want to know... what is your take on Smadyson? It's my personal pairing! For those of you that have a 3-watt bulb in your head, that is Smiles and Adyson. Also, what I can't stand is sometimes I can see there is a new review, as in the computer knows that someone has reviewed, but has completely ignored putting it up for me to see. If I go out of my little page, the review disappears, but when I log back on it is back and I still can't reach it. It irks me to no end! But I digress! Roll film!
"No." I moan, running to the moniter, hoping to erase the image from my eyes. There was the dead bodies of Phineas, Ferb, Gretchen, Isabella, and Perry, all of them having a large slice down their chests, blood still spewing out. Their eyes glazed over in a look of horror and betrayl. On the wall, there was a smiling sun, made out of their blood. My knees gave out, and I fell into my hands sobbing into the grass. That was when I heard the laughing. I lifted my head off the ground to see Phineas, Isabella, and Ferb standing there. "W-Wha- b-bu-" What was going on?
"I'm sorry. Phineas didn't trust you." Isabella tried explaining.
"So you make me think that you were killed!" I yell in rage. Ferb's eyes widened slightly.
"Smiles calm down." He tried to calm me down.
"You think of me as just some joke! I should have known!" I rave. At that point nothing could stop me.
"Smiles it wasn't like that." Isabella started.
"You have no idea how much that image haunts me. Do you know what the punishment was for repeatedly breaking Smiles Away rules? They slit your leg with a pencil and use your blood to write it on a piece of paper and give it back to you!" I snarl. I reach in my back pocket and pulled out a paper. "This is one paper. One out of many!" I shove the paper spotted with red smiling suns. "I wanted Ferb to know the pain I see when seeing this image! I was so afraid that-that-that-"
"That the General was coming back for you." Isabella whispered. She was the only one that I confided the feelings that I had stored up over the years. I nod slowly.
"Now I feel horrible." Phineas said.
"Well, it was your idea." Ferb stated. The two step-brothers exchange glances, before Phineas sighs loudly.
"Yes, yes it was. I'm... sorry." He nearly spat. Well, progress is progress, no matter how you slice it.
"That's fine." I reply holding out a hand. Phineas hesitates, as if I'm radioactive, but begrudgingly takes it and does one rough shake, glaring into my eyes. The staring contest is interrupted by Jeremy coming out, flanked by Candace who was looking deep into his eyes. I quickly regained my composure and ran inside the dome. I wanted to continue what I started.
(3rd person POV)
Canadace and Jeremy walked into the dome. Candace, completely infatuated with Jeremy, didn't even think of calling mom to bust the boys. Gretchen smiled widely at them. "Welcome to Smiles and Fletcher. How many?"
"Two, please." Jeremy said. Gretchen grabbed two menus and led the couple to a seat in the back right of the restaurant. Smiles came skating out on roller skates, backward. The bare table was soon covered with a plain white table cloth, a (LIT!) candlabra, a filled vase with two roses, and two plates and those wine glasses. Smiles pulled the chair back and waited for Candace to sit down, and then did the same with Jeremy. He bowed once, before rolling, backwards yet again, into the sliding double doors of the kitchen.
"That was cool." Jeremy said, staring after Smiles. "Who was he?"
"A... friend of Ferb." Candace said hesitantly. She was pretty surprised when Smiles came back out with a bottle in one hand and a plate of something boiled beyond recognizing. He placed the plate on the table, between the candlabra and the roses, and then with a dramatic flash of his knife, he stuck the blade into the cork, and yanked. The now corkless bottle flew up, sending wine into the air. With another flash of silver, the knife cut through the wine and they landed, evenly no less, in the wine glasses, without a single drop on the floor or tablecloth.
"A very light wine. And a plate of..." His nose wrinkled up in disgust. "Essscargo." He hissed out. Without a single glance back, he pushed off the ground and weaved through the tables and back into the kitchen, backwards.
"I take it back. That was way cooler." Jeremy finally said.
"What's escargo?" Candace asked, poking at the cooked things on the plate.
"Well it's french, so it should be okay."
"NO! DON'T EAT IT! ESCARGO IS SNAILS! WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T EAT IT!" Doof suddenly started yelling, causing Smiles and Perry to jump in their seats. Perry let out another annoyed chatter. "You wouldn't dare!" Perry gets up, walks into the supply closet. He comes out with something round in his hands, and Norm close behind.
"Why didn't you tell me it was story time?" He asked cheerfully. Perry sat back down, glancing over at Doof before gestured for Smiles to continue.
Candace slowly took the slimy, black thing in her fork and slowly brought it towards her mouth.
"NO! YOU FOOL! IT IS A SNAIL!" Doof yelled, as if Candace could hear him. "DON"T E-" He is cut off as Perry wraps the object he brought with him around his mouth and his hands. Perry, motioned for Smiles to continue, once again.
She pulled the thing off her fork and swallowed it whole.
Doof was now trying to yell something, and was flailing like a fish out of water, trying to get his duct-taped hand to get the tape off his mouth.
Candace turned a lovely shade of moss green, before running out of the dome and to the bathroom in the house, accompanied by Jeremy, who was strangely turning an odd shade of lavender.
However, several new couples came walking in. Gretchen, outnumbered ran into the kitchen.
"Their is a huge rush outside!" She yelled, gaining Smiles attention.
"Alright, mademoiselle. I shall elp zu." Smiles said in a thick French accent. He bladed (Do I still have to say backwards?) out of the kitchen. He weaved through the tables (backwards) and twirled in front of the receptionist desk, stopping in front of the small group. He spotted Django and Katie, holding hands and decided to seat them first. He led them (Backwards) over to a nice spot near the kitchen, where delectable scents were beginning to waft. Pulling menus from behind his back, he flung a tableclothe into the air, landing on the table with a lit candlabra, the vase with a single rose, and plates and glasses.
"I zal be back zoon for ze orders." He said, rollerblading back to the small group. He noticed Gretchen walking Baljeet and Ginger (Good for them!) over to a nice table with a view of the 'City of Love.' He also saw Ferb leading Milly, and to his great surprise, Buford (Now in a tux, believe it or not.) over to a table between Django's and what was once Candace's. But the wierdest was next. Meap, Peter the Panda and Double 0-0 (As groups of one, not all of them together.) Ferb took Meap, Gretchen lead Double 0-0, who was currently talking to someone on his wrist comunicator, and Smiles was left with Peter the Panda.
"Hey Peter." Peter let out a loud squeaking like noise, and tipped his hat to Smiles. "How's the desk job?" Peter gave a thumbs up. "That's good. What brings you here?" He makes another squeak noise. "Yeah. I guess coffee houses don't cut it, huh? Well, as you can expect, everything here is free free free!" Peter makes a squeaking noise. "I think we can make that." He replied. There is a sound like Doof's -inators and everyone turns to see Double 0-0, who is rubbing the black spot on his head.
"Ow. Watch laser hurts!" He yelled, which was met with several laughs.
"OOP!" Doof cackled, finally getting the tape off his mouth. Everyone in the room gives him a dirty look, so Doof stuck the piece of tape back to his mouth.
Phineas, who had returned to his seat with Isabella, was jumping up and down in his seat, holding his hands between his legs. Isabella let out a sigh.
"Phineas, if you need to use the bathroom, just go."
"I can't. Candace is barfing in it, and Jeremy is in the bushes."
"Then use the batroom in here."
"Can't add a bathroom. When the program cuts off, everything that is fake will disappear, but whatever is real will stay."
"In other words?"
"My droppings will be on the floor." He said.
"Eww."
Peter was slurping a bowl of ramen.
Double 0-0 was munching on a scone, sipping tea.
Buford and Milly were sharing a large steak and a side of potatoes. Not exactly romantic, but is Buford after all.
Baljeet was trying his best to make conversation with Ginger, constantly checking a book on his leg. The title read Romantic Advice for the Nerdy. Smiles sighed. He walked over to Baleet, taking the book and sliced it into shreds with his knife.
"Now, tell her how you feel, without the book." Smiles said gravely.
Meap was drinking a strange concoction, with a tentacle sticking out. Occasionally it would grab Meap's back-up universal mustache translator and the two would wrestle for it back.
Phineas was acting like a bunch of ants were crawling up his legs, while Isabella was eating half of the creme brulee that was in front of her.
Candace and Jeremy came walking in, looking considerably better, leading Phineas to go running out of the restaurant.
Django was currently sharing a plate of spaghetti with Katie, think Lady and the Tramp.
"I don't see what is so bad. It actually seems like things are going pretty well for you." Doof says, peeling the tape off his mouth.
"Yeah, well. It was all going so good until forty minutes ago."
Smiles
I exit the dome. Gretchen and Ferb were holding up very well. I exit, seeing where Adyson was staring at the screen, leaning back in a lawn chair.
"Ello." I say in a perfect Ferb imitation, which caused her to leap nearly a foot off the ground. She glanced back, bewildered.
"How'd you-?" She starts.
"Do that?" I respond, now exactly like her. I scrunch up my face in concentration. "Oh my gosh, you are so busted!" I reply, now in an imatation Candace voice.
"That's amazing." Ady breathes.
"Not really." Ady's smile becomes a frown. I felt a sudden sting on my cheek. I glance over to Adyson, whose left hand was now at her right side.
"Stop belittling yourself like that!" She yelled. "You can do so many things, many of which I have seen on this screen! You can skate backwards, you can imitate anyone. You even chatted with a panda. Now that is something I can't wrap my head around, but it is super cool!"
"Thanks." I say, rubbing my cheek.
"Sorry. Did I slap you hard?"
"No, I'm fine." I answer. Ady smiles. There was a commotion in the kitchen, a small pan's content's had caught fire. I get up to go and fix the problem, but Ady put's a hand on my shoulder and sits me back down.
"I've got it." She walks in, and I see her enter the kitchen. I type a few keys, causing a fire extinguisher to appear in her hand. She quickly puts the fire out, making the contents of the pan to be most definitely inedible. I smile. Yup, I was struck with the love bug. No doubt about it.
"Smiles!" Phineas's loud voice next to me caused me to leap up, hands flailing, and knocking over the half-drunk bottle of root beer from earlier today. The contents spilled all over the console, causing sparks to start shooting out. I pull my shirt off and start wiping up the mess. But the damage was already done as the console let out a cough of black smoke, and the Eiffel Tower cafe started to waver, causing the occupants to stop and wonder what was going on. Then, the floor gave way underneath them, and they plummeted.
Cliff hanger for the win! Also, to ghostbuster5. A plate of cyber-brownies for you! It is Dr. Stein from Soul Eater! Dr. Stein made a dramatic scene and changed it into such a funny one! I'll be back! *whack head on pipe* soon. (even more references that you guys probably won't know about.) See ya soon! ~Lichylichy.