*hides* I have no words to describe this mans mind.

Chapter 36

Edward's POV

Why is she looking at me like she's constipated?

Did I serve her bad guacamole?

No, that can't be right; it would give her the runs not the other problem.

Plus, women don't go to the bathroom...at least not in my head!

Please tell me it's a migraine.

I'd rather deal with anything...than stomach problems.

Just ewww!

"Edward," her small voice whispers.

My eyes snap to hers and I can't help, but smile. Her eyes hold a hint of mischief, yet still hold an innocent flair that make my heart flutter.

Innocence...did I just say innocence and flutter in the same sentence?

She's ruining my swag!

This should be a treachery to the state.

My sex appeal will plummet and then what will I have?