Alright. Let's take a break from all of this, and have something completely unrelated to what just happened. Okey-Dokey? Roll film! P.S. If it is spelled escargot, then wouldn't it be pronounced Es-car-got and not Es-car-go? Ah well. I'm not French, so... yeah. Also, I guess I never said it, but the P&F gang are the same age as in the T.V. show.

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"Graah! I'm going mad in this cell!" Thaddeus yelled. He turned to the guard just outside the cell, listening to his Phini-pad (Phineas invents an iPad like device for the market. Great sells too!), earbuds in his ears. "Can you bring me something to keep me entertained?" Thaddeus yelled. The guard simply turned his Phini-pad up. "HELLO! I AM TALKING TO YOU!" Thaddeus yelled.

"Shut up Thaddeus!" A.D.D.'s voice came from the cell over.

"No I will not shut up! I must have my revenge on Phineas."

"Speaking of revenge, where is Smiles?" The Regurgitator yelled. His lightning machine was taken though. "Bada!"

"Yeah. What about Mitch?" Thaddeus asked.

"Or Khaka Peu Peu" There were several snickers at the name, including the guard.

"Oh fine. Maybe I won't break you out, thank you very much." Khaka's voice came from outside of their cells. They all rushed over to the window. Which, as it turns out a minute later, was a bad idea. They were sent flying across their rather small cell, hitting the bars. The guard, realizing that the wall to the cell had been blasted open, pulled out his gun, and started shooting at anything that looked vaguely like a person. A red blast went flying, missing the officer by a few feet, and hit the table. To everyone's surprise, the table started shaking, and turned into a giant ant, about the size of the officer.

"Umm... I meant to do that." Mitch said, stepping from the dust cloud, holding a staff. It was rather old looking, with two glass balls on opposite sides of the staff, one red, one blue. In the blue one, there was a six pointed star, seperated into triangles, while in the red one there was a five-pointed star, with no lines in its middle.

"Oh really?" Khaka Peu Peu replied, stepping out of the dust cloud, a kid in his mechanical suit's claws.

"Breach! I promised healing, not jail breaks!" The boy said, struggling in the claw.

"Shut up boy." Mitch replied, pointing the staff at the kid.

"Woah woah! You'd sooner shoot me than that kid, thank you very much!" Khaka Peu Peu replied.

"Claire! Anya! Escape Plan 35-K!" The boy yelled.

"Roger!" Two female voices replied. The large pointed hat on his hat grew to huge proportions, sending the alien and Khaka to the sides, and the hat then fell and covered the boy. The staff fell on the floor, the red end receiving a long crack. The hat let off a burst of smoke from the tear near the brim, hiding the hat from view. The smoke disappeared, along with the giant hat and the boy.

"That was odd." Thor managed to say. There was a loud scream, as the giant ant bit the guard's face, before changing back into a table. A.D.D. grabbed the staff before departing, The Regurgitator carrying the unconcious forms of Mitch and Khaka Peu Peu.

"Excuse me. I couldn't help but notice that marvelous display back there. Would you happen to be evil?" A snooty voice asked from behind them.

"Why, yes." A.D.D. replied, turning to the person behind him, who dropped the bags he was carrying, which read Googleplex Mall on them.

"Doofenshmirtz? I couldn't recognize you. Your hair, your slouch, your eye, *gasp* your lab coat! What happened?"

"Oh. So your an associate of this dimension's Doofenshmirtz, huh."

"Oh. You're from another dimension. Does that mean your good guys?" There was a loud burst of laughter.

"Are you kidding?" Thaddeus sneered.

"Us?" The Regurgitator cackled.

"No way. Your Doofenshmirtz helped those kids escape from my grasp twice. Oh yeah, and that cat." A.D.D said with a distasteful frown.

"Cat?" The snooty man asked.

"Yeah, a talking cat." Thaddeus explained.

"You mean Lily fought you?" The snooty man asked, astonished.

"Yeah." A.D.D. replied slowly.

"She is my nemesis." The snooty man snarled.

"And what is your name, anyway?" A.D.D. asked.

"Aloyse von Everheart Elizabeth Otto Wolfgang Hypatia Gunther Galen Gary Cooper von Roddenstein."

"Wow. You have two vons in your name? Is that even gramatically correct?" Thaddeus asked. The Regurgitator snickered.

"Your name is Elizabeth!" He laughed.

"So, I guess that would shorten to Rodney." A.D.D. pointed out.

"I prefer people use my full name, Aloyse von Everheart Elizabeth Otto Wolfgang Hypatia Gunther Galen Gary Cooper von Roddenstein."

"You mentioned evil. You wouldn't happen to be evil too, would you?" Thaddeus asked.

"Anyone that wants somebody to remember that name must be evil." Thor replied.

"I am a member of the greatest evil minds of the Tristate area. L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N." The villains were sent into a fit of giggles again.

"L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.? Seriously?" Thaddeus cackled.

"It wasn't my idea." Aloyse von Everheart Elizabeth Ot- forget this! Rodney replied. "It was Doofenshmirtz's."

"Well, we might as well. We don't have anywhere else to go." Thaddeus responded.

"You can't judge a book by its cover... or its title." Thor agreed. With that, the medium group of villains departed.

"Finished!" Phineas said, rolling out from under the last hospital bed. "Remind me why the doctors of Danville are treating Meap, and not O.W.C.A?" He asked, rolling out from under Meap's hospital bed.

"Too many witnesses, y'all." Meap replied. "That there ambulance was the most secure way."

"Phineas? What exactly are we doing?" Isabella asked, her hover-bed floating on the ground.

"We must stop Smiles from doing a heinous and horrid thing!" Ferb replied.

"And what would that be?" Phineas asked.

Smiles

Down. Far down. Perfect. I was standing on the edge of Danville Dam, the forest stretched near endlessly for miles. I lift my arms, ready for what was coming.

"Smiles!" I stop what I was doing and turn. Doofenshmirtz was running as fast as he could (which is faster than a panda bear, but slower than a platypus) with Perry leading.

"What do you want?" I ask, forcing venom in my voice. Doofenshmirtz was bent over double, wheezing loudly.

"You *wheeze* shouldn't *cough gasp* do it."

"And why not?" I reply. Doof opened his mouth to speak, but Perry beat him to it.

"Listen, what you are doing, it isn't right." Perry chattered.

"No one likes me here. I'm doing the world a favor." Perry shook his head.

"Wrong. Many will miss you." Perry replied.

"Scuse me. This whole conversation is one-sided. I can't understand platypus... not very well, anyway." Doof said, interrupting the conversation.

"No one will." I reply.

"This is not the way."

"Yes it is." I reply quietly.

"Hello? Evil scientist out of the loop here." Doof said, confused. I turn towards the cliff again, and prepare myself. I hear it behind me. I grab the webbed foot and send the O.W.C.A. agent back without looking. I didn't need to look to know that Perry had hit Doof in the face. I prepare myself once again.

"Smiles!" Another unforseen block. I turn... and freeze. Wonderful. They were the last thing I wanted to see.

"Smiles. What are you doing here?" Phineas asked.

"What does it look like I'm doing?" I snarled.

"Death is no way of solving problems." Ferb said, floating closer, putting a hand on my shoulder. I squirm out of it.

"Thanks for the unneeded lesson." I snarled.

"What! Smiles... you weren't going to-" Phineas began.

"Of course I was! I'm horrible at being evil. I hurt everyone around me when I'm good. I just don't belong anywhere." I respond. "And I still am." I prep myself. I've already written a will (Of course I didn't have much to give away.)

"Please. Smiles. Don't." I freeze. Ady? "I-I'm sorry. I-I shouldn't have been so mean to you. You trusted me with your biggest secret. And I just trampled your heart." Tears were flowing down her cheeks. No! My weakness! TEARS!

"D-Don't cry." I step towards her. I had no idea what I was going to do, but I was going to do something. However, I should have watched where I stepped. I happened to step on a littered can, the can shot out from under my foot, and I flew backwards. Maybe that was a little dramatic. I slipped. Over the cliff.

(Ferb POV)

Of course. This wouldn't go over well. With a quick flick of the joystick, my hover-bed flew forward. I just need to do this right.

(Phineas POV)

What was Ferb doing? His hover-bed had shot forward, towards the spot where Smiles had fallen off. I ran after him. What else could I have done?

(Your POV)

And so, Ferb's hover-bed went over the edge, after Smiles. Phineas stopped a yard away from the edge, not wanting to see what happened next. There were names flying.

"Phineas!"

"Ferb!"

"Smiles!"

"Norm!"

And, that is that. ~Lichylichy.