Hello hello hello! Finale time! And yes, Smiles was considering suicide. He didn't go through with it though, did he? He slipped instead. I'm such an evil author.

Falling. Fletcher and Garcia-Shapiro. Ferb and Smiles. They appeared to fall in slow motion.

"Well... I guess this is what is known as irony." Smiles laughed.

"Indeed." Ferb replied.

"So. Are we friends again?" I ask. Ferb chuckled.

"Friends." The two shook.

"So. Should we... you know? Or should we wait for Norm."

"Norm." Ferb replied.

"Alright." There was a short pause.

"Norm sure is taking his time."

"Ahahahahaha! Compared to us, everyone takes their time." Smiles cackled.

"Oh look. There he is now." Ferb commented, pointing to the jet that appeared to be going at walking speed.

"Great! Let's go!" Smiles cackled, grabbing onto the seat, and pulled himself in, buckling tight. Ferb was right behind, jumping out of the hover-bed, causing said bed to free-fall towards earth. He buckled up, and at this moment, everything is returned to real time. Ferb and Smiles's hair is whipped back and Norm soon lands to the side of the dam, where everyone was waiting.

"Wait. Why wasn't Norm with you before?" Phineas asked.

"I needed to use the bathroom." Norm said cheerfully.

"Leave it to dad to make a robot that needs to pee." Vanessa joked. Ferb jumped down, clutching his chest.

"I didn't talk to the doctor about it, but I'm pretty sure riding a jet plane in your condition is a no-no." Smiles cackled.

"Shut up you." Ferb said, playfully punching Smiles' shoulder. He managed to jump out of the way as Ady's hover-bed hit Smiles' in the chest, sending him flipping onto the bed next to her, where he was soon enveloped by Ady's arms.

"Don't ever do that again. I-I-I don't know what'd I do if you died." She cried into his shoulder. Smiles, obviously embarrassed, pat her on the back. Phineas came up next.

"Umm... Smiles... um... I don't know how to say this...but, umm... I guess I had you all wrong." Phineas held a hand out, taken by Smiles' free hand, and a true shake was exchanged. Smiles then returned to comforting Adyson. Phineas then turned to Doof.

"Ya know, you're designing almost got my new friend and my step-brother killed." Doof flinched slightly as Phineas pulled him into a hug. "But, he did save them. Thanks doc." Doof, after a second of hesitation, patted Phineas's back.

"Wow. I didn't know you had such a soft side, dad." Norm commented.

"What do you know!" Doof replied, but had a small smile on his face. "...Son." Norm smiled brightened, literally. Phineas let go, now turning to Ferb, checking his bandages. "Hey um... this is just between everyone here, right? It'd ruin my reputation." There was a chorus of laughters. Then there were cheers, as Ady and Smiles locked lips, Smiles having a surprised look on his face.

"Phineas." Isabella's voice called. Phineas chuckled to himself.

"Coming!"

(In an abandoned house on the outskirts of town)

Villains HQ is what the sign read. Underneath it read, ignore the sign.

"Are you kidding? First thing you need to do is take that sign down." A.D.D. pointed out. Dr. Diminutive was whacked on the back of the head by Dr. Bloodpudding.

"OW! What was that for?"

"It was your idea." Dr. Diminuitive and Dr. Bloodpudding disappeared in a cloud of smoke and fists. Mitch didn't like what a certain scientist said, and was now shooting a ray gun at the poor balding man. He hit the biggest member of the group however, a giant woman, at the height of ten feet and the width of eight. Now, Mitch and the balding scientist was running from Big Bertha (Yes, that is her name.). Rodney had managed to insult Khaka's robotics designs and had gotten two black eyes before trying to fight back. The headquarters were changed into a brawl.

"Gentlemen, gentlemen. There is no reason to fight." A new voice said. Everyone froze in whatever physical engagement they were in. They all turned to see a certain knife loving individual. "We are all villains here, is that not correct?"

"Who invited the kid?" A woman in her thirty's asked. Thaddeus coughed loudly, while Thor cracked his knuckles menacingly.

"Smiles! Where have you been?" A.D.D. asked.

"I got side-tracked." Smiles replied, squinting his red eyes. "Now, listen very closely. Whatever evil scheme you have ready, the first thing we have to do is destroy the ones that will only get in the way." He flung several photos across the table. "These are your first targets. I want minimum stealth. We want them to know we mean business." He smiled darkly. "I want them alive. But you could... ruff em up a bit." The senior villains took a glance at each other. Dr. Diminutive gestured to Bloodpudding and Rodney to follow him as he entered the evil boys room.

"I'm not sure we should do this." Dr. Diminutive said.

"I agree. Hurting nemesises are one thing, but kids?" Rodney agreed.

"So. We do whatever it takes to stop this?" Dr. Bloodpudding asked. There were nods of agreement.

(Elsewhere...)

"Sir! We have been walking for a while." Dund groaned.

"We are almost there." Akuma replied.

"But walking across all of Subspace? I don't care if it's for another titan, this is stupid!" Dund groaned.

"I must agree." Deus ex Machina agreed from his perch on Akuma's shoulder.

"It isn't like you actually did any walking." Dund opened her maw so as to respond, but is cut off by Akuma. "We are here!" He stepped through the air, and out into a huge forest. A large beast walked by, huge red and white spotted bottom swaying. Dund paled underneath her fur, and Monster Blood squelched in fear, and a small lime green puddle formed around it. "I do not care if you oozed yourself! Keep your eyes out for a bigger version of that, except with a green back." Akuma replied.

"Wait. We are looking for a huge creature that could very well devour all of us?" Deus ex Machina asked.

"Yes." Akuma replied. A small puddle of oil appeared on his shoulder. "Deus! You should be glad I'm wearing a black cloak, or you'd be smashed against a wall." He wiped off the smelly substance. He looked at the star filled sky. Something red was flying just overhead, something spinning over it. A meteorite struck it, making whatever it was turn a dirt brown color, crashing a few miles away.

"What- was- that?" Dund asked. Akuma gritted his teeth.

"We have two days before the enemy reaches here. We will have had to have found the creature by then. Move out!" He ordered, to the weary group of monsters. It was going to be a very long night for all of them.

So yeah. End of this book, and a little preview for the next. Hope to see you then, and review! Bonus points go to the person who knows where Akuma and his friends are. ~Lichylichy