Good morning peeps…I'm going to give you the next two at once since I'll be away, focusing on one of my other stories. I'll be back in the afternoon…I hope this ties you over.

Chapter 41

Bella's POV

"Kitty Boo-boo stop being so difficult...I like your body and you've been sweating mine...lets just skip the 'get to know you's' and do it like they do it on the discovery channel!"

My jaw hits the floor and stays there.

What the fuck?

I should feel offended...shouldn't I?

But instead, I find this hilarious.

Did anyone teach him how to actually talk to women?

Does that shit he spewed even work for him?

Jesus...this is going to be more work than I thought.

Time I teach this boy a lesson!