He needs help…
Chapter 42
Edward's POV
Her jaw hits the floor and stays there.
She is officially dazed by my Mack daddy skills.
And that's just the tip of the iceberg, sweet cheeks.
Okay, why is her face turning purple?
Did I knock the air out of her with my smooth criminal lines?
Damn, I'm good.
Ouch!
Why did you hit me, little love?
Ouch. Ouch. Ouch...
Motherfucker! She hits hard.
I'm a sensitive man...no need for violence.
"Listen here you clueless ass...you will keep those type of lines to yourself from now on or I will hurt you in that special spot that makes all the boys cry." My hand reflexively cups my balls and holds them.
They are afraid...very afraid.
"You will be taking me out on a proper date in a week…got it?"
Dumbly I nod, hoping to avoid her wrath.
Home girl put the fear of Christ in me.
I guess this is the price I pay for being too sexy for my shirt.