You guys crack me up!
Chapter 45
Bella's POV
Poor guy.
Bad guacamole just stinks…literally.
He spent hours tossing and turning with an occasional run to the bathroom to dry heave.
I stay by his side as he gags and mumbles about his unbelievable sexiness.
Even worshiping the porcelain gods, you hold firm in your beliefs.
He is a determined fucker...I'll give him that.
But alas, towards the early morning, he does win me over.
All wrapped up like a burrito with just his head and feet peeking out, he whispers...
"You're sexy and I know it."
Sweetest words he's said to date.