Chapter 25

I am pretty sure that this is the last upload for the night, but expect some more over the weekend, k? O;

In order to shorten the name The Artist and The Student when I upload the chapters onto FF, I abbreviated and it turned out TATS, which I find simply hilarious! XD

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~Deidara~

"Hey, Deidara!" I heard two identical voices yell my name, but I tried to block them out. I was focusing on something. It needed my full concentration. I was currently laying on my stomach on the grass as I did this, but I couldn't be bothered to look up at the twins that I knew where looking down at me.

"What are you doing?" It didn't take a rocket scientist to know that it was Daren that asked the question. He was always the one to speak first.

"Concentrating obviously, un." I commented dryly as I continued with my work. I needed to keep my hands steady. Being steady was the key to what I was about to do.

"Deidara, you asshole! Look at us now!" Now that was certainly Hidan. It couldn't be anybody else. I was about to place the final stages down when he slammed his foot right down next to it. I frowned up at him as all of the cards started to fly around before landing on the ground. So much for building a house of cards. I thought with annoyance.

"Now that you have destroyed my house, un; What do you want?"

"You are too much of a party pooper, Dei~" The twins sang.

"Didn't you have any thought about tomorrow?" Dylan asked.

"Actually, no, un." I said as I looked at the three of them. To be honest I really wasn't that interested in the whole dressing up as another person thing. "I wasn't planning on doing anything about tomorrow."

"You are fucking doing something tomorrow. Not just something! You are going to be my twin."

"When did I agree to this, un?"

"You didn't, but I fucking did."

"Don't argue with him, Dei." Daren said with a smirk. "He'll make you anyway."

"Alright, un. I'll just dress up the same as you then." I muttered as I got to my feet.

"Oh, no you don't." Hidan said. "Sure, you will fucking wear the same damn clothes, but you also have to look and sound the part."

"Meaning what, un?" I asked. It was Thursday already seeing as the week had gone by pretty fast. I had been doing pretty well considering the breakdown that I had had Tuesday morning. I hadn't really been thinking to much on it anymore, and no more memory's had been brought up. I also hadn't gotten in trouble because apparently Dean called and told Haki that I was staying at his place.

"Meaning that you're staying at my place tonight. Whether you fucking like it or not." Well, I guess I knew what I was doing tonight...

"Still doesn't answer my question, un." I muttered.

"He means that you have to dress like him, act like him, talk like him, and have pretty silver hair like he does~" The twins sang.

"I don't have pretty hair dammit! It's majestic."

"Sure it is, sure it is."

"Wait, un."

"What?"

"I am not getting silver hair and I am not cutting it, un." The hell I was going to cut my hair. Dye it maybe, but hell to the no as to cutting it.

"We're just going to dye it, and then we will go from there."

"So, I'm going to have pretty silver hair, un?"

"It's majestic dammit!"

"What about my eyes, un? I have blue eyes while you have pink eyes." I pointed out. I knew that I was going to lose this debate in the end, but I could try to win.

"They aren't pink, dumb-ass! They're magenta!"

"Pink, un."

"Ma-gen-ta!" He said it slowly like he was talking with a young child. Ha! The irony in that. He acted more like a child than I did.

"Fine, whatever, but we can't change my eyes, un."

"That's what contacts are for. Damn your slow mind."

"I can't win, can I, un?"

"No, fucker. You can't." I sighed in dismay. I guess that it couldn't be helped.

"Don't worry, Dei. You won't be the only one who looks stupid. Look at Hidan, he looks that way everyday." Daren said with a smile, and his eyes glinting.

"Shut up, asshole."

"I know that you are, but don't drag me down to your level."

"Oh snap." Dylan commented and he high-fived his brother.

"You guys don't have this problem, un." I sniffed. "You're already twins. Same with Tobi and Madara, un."

"True, but all of us are being twins. Dean is being Itachi's twin." Dylan said.

"Seriously, un?"

"Yeah. He's dying his hair black and is going to be wearing a wig too."

"Well, tomorrow is going to be interesting then, un."

"It will, considering you're both going to have dyed hair!" Dylan said while laughing.

"Now, come on Deidara. We must go to my place and force that lazy ass miser to go get the damn dye." Hidan said while he grabbed my arm and started pulling me in the direction of his house. I barely even had time to send the text to Haki that was telling him I was going over to Dean's again. I didn't need to listen to his annoying voice when I got back after school tomorrow.

~Next Morning~

"Holy shit, un." I said when I looked at myself in the mirror. You see? This is what happens the first time I am at Hidan's house. First we got yelled at by Kakuzu, and then I make the mistake of actually letting Hidan dye my hair. Not to mention that he wouldn't even let me look at it until this morning!

"Told you it was fucking awesome."

"Hair can not be fucking awesome considering that I don't want to fuck hair, un." I said dryly, still not tearing my eyes away from my reflection. At the end of the day I was so going back to blonde. My hair was now the same silvery gray Hidan's hair was, and he was currently handing me a container.

"This hair can be, and the people that actually want to fuck hair are messed up." Hidan said with a nod. "Now, put those in, while I go get your clothes."

"Do you even have anything that will fit me, un?" I asked and took the container.

"Yes, you ass. I'm not that fat." He said with a frown as he stalked out of the bathroom. He wasn't that loud at his house as he was at school. Maybe it was because Kakuzu was here...? I don't know, all I know is that it was better – if only by a little. I turned back to the mirror and opened the container to see a couple magenta colored contacts.

I looked at my reflection again. I really didn't want to change my whole appearance for the day, but it wouldn't hurt, right? It was just for a day anyway, even if I did look stupid. I bet that some of the other kids were going to look even more stupid than I was about to look. With that resolved I carefully slid the contacts into my eyes. I blinked a few times to adjust myself to them, but when I looked at myself I was surprised to see that I kinda did look like Hidan.

"See? You damn idiot, next time don't doubt me. You're starting to look fucking sexy like myself." Hidan commented with a smirk on his face. He had just walked back into the room, and he was wearing a black T-shirt along with black skinny jeans. "Here you fucking are." He tossed me some clothes and I raised an eyebrow at him.

"You expect me to wear skinny jeans, un?"

"Fuck yes! You'd look awesome in them, and I'm wearing them so you need to. Besides, don't you want to show Sori some of that fine ass?"

"I would rather not show anybody my ass, un." I said dryly.

"Except Sori, you mean."

"Shut up and get out of the room, un."

"Why? Shy or something?"

"I just don't want to change with you watching me, un."

"I see now! Either your dick is very small, or you just want Sa-" He didn't have time to finish the thought because I pushed him out of the bathroom and locked him out. Now, to change in piece. I thought as I stripped down and changed into the outfit that looked like a copy of Hidan's own.

After I had doned the appearance that was Hidan I spent a few minutes looking at myself in the mirror. I looked pretty much like the zealot other than the fact that my skin was a little darker and my hair was a lot longer. I refused to let him cut my hair. Only I could touch my hair like that. I couldn't let him murder my hair.

I did have to admit that the black did look good on me. It made me look even skinnier, and that was saying something when I looked skinny anyway. I actually looked about as skinny as Hidan normally does, and today he looked a lot skinnier.

So I guess in some odd alternate universe we could be twins.

When I opened the door again I was met face to face with an angry albino. I at least thought that he was angry because he was frowning at me one minute, and looked like he was about to say something really mean and rude that was surely going to piss me off. That's when he stopped himself as I walked out of the room and straight passed him. When I turned to look back at him I saw him smirking at me.

I just knew that he was going to say something that I probably wouldn't like.

"What, un?" I asked. I just had to ask the stupidest of questions sometimes.

"I'm sure that Sasori is really going to want to tap your ass after today."

"Just shut up, and let's go, un." I deadpanned. We didn't need to tell Kakuzu because he was working the night shift at his job, and I wanted to hurry and possibly get away from my so called 'twin for a day.'

"You know, you look pretty stupid." Madara said after a couple minutes of silence.

"Shut up, un."

"You can't hurt me for being honest. The clothes look fine on you, but silver hair and pink eyes don't."

"Not everybody can have an actual twin, and at least I don't look like Dean, un." I frowned. It was true. Dean was now a raven haired kid. Sadly, he looked more emo than Itachi's brother Sasuke. He pulled off the whole emo look better too, even if he did look like crap. Not only did he have black hair, but was also wearing a long black hair extension in a loose fitting ponytail. He was also wearing contacts, but they were black. He actually did look like a copy of Itachi.

"You could've switched with me, Dei-Dei, and then you could have been the one to look this awesome, and not look like Hidan." Said teen smirked at me.

"I'm sorry to say that you look like a female version of Hidan." Itachi stated in his monotone voice.

"I do not, un. I look like a better version of Hidan."

"I still think that I would've looked like a better version. I would look better as any of you." Dean commented – letting his voice go monotone.

"See, un? I wouldn't be able to do that shit, un."

"Hey, Dei."

"What, un?" I glared at the silver haired male sitting next to me. He got me into this, and made me look stupid. He deserved the glare.

"Would it kill you to not say 'un' in every damn sentence?"

"It might, un..."

"It won't. So fucking stop it, before I shove my foot so far up your ass that you can taste the leather of my boot."

"Careful Hidan." Madara warned. "He might enjoy it." At that everyone – except me – laughed. Even Tobi laughed at it, and I'm sure that he knew what his brother meant by that.

"Nah, the bastard won't. He would only like it if you replaced my foot with Sasori's dick."

"Shut your mouth, you dumb-ass!"

"This is going to be a very interesting day." Itachi said.

"With two Hidan's instead of one I think we will be doomed." Dean agreed.

"Do not call me a Hidan!"

"And don't relate me to that dumb-ass!"

"Don't call me a dumb-ass, dumb-ass!"

"I'll call you what I want you mother-fucker!"

"Both of you, shut your mouths." Madara growled. "You're giving me a headache."

"Make us you bastard!" Both Hidan and I yelled at the same time. Itachi and Dean were probably right. This was going to be an interesting day. I figured that there probably weren't any people watching us, for the simple fact that they were probably used to it. Madara's red eyes flashed for a minute as he stood up.

"Madara, stop it. Don't hurt them!" The voice sounded familiar, and when I looked towards it, I saw someone who could only be Tobi. Sure, I had never seen him without his stupid mask, but he had to look like Madara if they were identical twins, and this person looked exactly like Madara, and sounded like him. Though, Tobi seemed a lot calmer than most days.

"Give me a good reason."

"Because we actually are bastards?" I think that all of us were looking at the raven in shock. It was a miracle. Since when does Tobi swear? Never.

"That is besides the point."

"You look like an idiot." Those were the first words out of Sasori's mouth right after class had started, and guess who they were said to! Yeah, me, sadly.

"No, I don't." I argued even though I knew that I did look like an idiot, but I wasn't going to just admit it! That would just be pointless and stupid.

"Yes you do, because you look like a female version of Hidan."

"Itachi told me that this morning."

"That's because it's true." Said weasel said from where he sat across from Hidan.

"I agree with Itachi."

"I don't look like a female version of anything! Damn you all to hell." I muttered as I sat back in the chair. I just didn't think that I was going to win today. I wasn't going to win anything as long as I looked like this.

"You have to admit, Sori. Deidara's ass looks awesome in my pants." Hidan said with a smirk, and I noticed the red-head roll his eyes.

"Do you want a detention, Hidan?"

"Fuck no."

"Then shut up, and do your work."

"I'm just telling the damn truth!"

"And I'm just telling you to do something. So do it."

I would like to wish you all a Happy Valentines Day once more~

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I can also say that I have one more random weird thing to tell you! I don't know if any of you would like this information, but I shall share it anyway.

Random whatever-you-wanna-call-it:

Ladies, and gentlemen, when riding the dick, lean forward, put your hands on his chest, and grind the fuck out of his dick.

You're welcome, and yes: I did find that on Twitter. Just thought I would share.

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Until next time~~~

Another random fact of the day:

Sharks have two penis's.