(Little Red Riding Hood)
There once was a girl who thought she was so ugly that she wouldn't allow anyone to see her face. So she always wore a blue bucket on her head so everyone called her little blue bucket head. After a few years went by she grew tired of everyone making fun of her even her own mother called her little blue bucket head. So she decided she would run away to her long-lost grandmother's house. So when her mother fell asleep she sneaked out of her house and started down the road. But she soon grew weary so she stopped and rested. The next day she started off again feeling fresh. Sometime around noon she heard a strange noise. Then around the corner a group of animals came pelting down the road acting like ... well... animals. She dived to the side of the road to avoid being trampled by a bull and a tiger. Once they were gone and she was sure there were no more she sat up, brushed off her pants, straightened her little blue bucket and set off again. When she had been walking almost all day she thought about how rude she was being. She didn't even bring anything to give her grandmother she couldn't just show up. So she stopped at a convenience store, which was true. She finally decided on ice cream but unfortunately it was only in a bucket and she just couldn't stand that so she bought a basket and put the ice cream in there. She left the store wearing her little blue bucket and carrying her basket of ice cream. Again she set off down the road not realizing that the ice cream was dripping out of the holes in the basket. Still not really sure where exactly where she was going she stopped at a house that looked grandma-y. So she stopped and knocked on the door, an old woman answered the door. The woman said something in French so little blue bucket head didn't understand a word she said but little blue bucket head didn't care. She hugged the woman, handed her the soggy basket and walked into the old lady's house. The lady followed little blue bucket head into her house looking confused. Then the old lady's face grew red and she started shouting and waving her arms around. Little blue bucket head became frightened, then the old lady kicked her out. That obviously wasn't her grandmother so she continued walking down the road. But then she remembered that she had given her present to the old angry French lady so now she had nothing for her real grandmother. She paused to think about her predicament when she had an idea. She would just go pick some berries. So she walked into the forest to look for some Berry bushes she started picking right away trying to hold them in her shirt, which wasn't working very well. When all of a sudden *poof!* a Yoshi appeared out of nowhere. It started chasing her around the berry Bush. "Yoshi hungrrrrrrrrrrry!" It shouted chasing chomping at her heals. So she just kept running the Yoshi still chasing her When she reached a small cottage. She ran in the door shutting it quickly. "Who's there?" An old feeble voice called from somewhere. Little blue bucket head walked through the house and walked into a small bedroom the berries slightly smushed but still being held in her shirt. She walked up to the bed where someone was laying in it but when she opened her mouth to speak the Yoshi jumped out of the bed. "Yoshi hungrrrrry!" It started chasing her again she screamed, it screamed, then Yoshi exploded and was gone. But little blue bucket head's shirt had gotten torn and the berries were scattered on the floor she felt like crying. She gathered the berries into a pile but now she had nothing to hold them in. A tear fell down her cheek then she remembered her bucket. But she just couldn't take it off she was too ugly. But it was her grandmother and she loved her so she took off the little blue bucket and put the berries inside. She walked out of the bedroom to find her grandmother but when she passed the hall mirror she looked In It to see a beautiful curly haired blond. She wasn't ugly she was gorgeous! She looked like princess Aurora or something! Then an old lady came walking down the hall with her walker. "My dear you're alive!" the old lady shed her walker and hugged little blue bucket head. "When that mean old witch captured you I thought I'd never see you again!" Her grandmother wept with joy. Then little blue bucket head heard an awful shriek and the lady who claimed to be her mother came at them but when little blue bucket head looked at her she turned to gold. "Yahoo! Now we'll be rich!" A man appeared out of nowhere. "This is Charles dear. You two are betrothed." The grandmother said happily. "Hold on," everything was happening so quickly. Little blue bucket head thought. "Ah, who cares it's just a fairy tale." She decided. The next day little blue bucket head and Charles the wood chopper where married and they lived happily ever after for awhile. because it turns out Charles had a gambling problem and the had sold her "mother" and gone to Las Vegas for their honeymoon where they are still living on The street trying to get enough money to get back home. The End