Feeble Fables and Funny Fairy Tales

by Tee-bone

these are just some funny fables and fairy tales. dear friends, the animals in the stories are all of us try and guess who you are. also do not be offended by the way your character acts or what your character is. you can skip around but you MUST read the amazing race or you will miss out on some hillarious stuff. enjoy! please read and REVIEW! thanks - Tee

5. So White and the Seven Doors

(Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs)

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There once was a girl whose skin was so pale that everyone called her So White. One day when she was walking through the woods she came to a cottage she had never seen before and it had seven front doors. She looked at it curiously as she approached trying to decide which door to knock on when she realized they had names carved on them - Creaky, Oak, Chip, Woody, Grainy, Splinter and Nutty. She started to just open one randomly when faces appeared on all the wood. "Hey open me!" "No open me!" "Why is your skin so white?" "Shut up! Don't listen to them open me!" they all yelled and shouted at her except for Nutty who never learned how. she became angry and ran off but she soon returned, HOLDING AN AX! And like an expert wood chopper, she whacked down all the doors except Nutty. then she threw aside the ax and proceeded to open Nutty's door but she couldn't because he didn't have a door knob or anything because... well ... he was nutty. So she turned around in a huff and went home. The End.