There once was a tigress who had a very long tail and when I say long I mean like 35 feet. Her parents felt ashamed so they hid her away in a tall tower in the woods and no one knew that the tigress existed until one odd day. A young tiger who was the son of the cousin whose uncle was king of the jungle. Well this young tiger had heard rumours pf a beautiful tigress locked in a tower waiting for a handsome prince to come save her. "I'm close enough." so he set off to find her and then he would ask her hand in marriage. when he finally came to the tower he heard a tiger yelling up to the window at the top of the tower. "Bansgunzel! Bansgunzel! Let down your nonconformity!" And a long orange and black striped "rope" dropped out of the window, well at least that's what he thought it was. He tried to sneak up to the tower when he heard. "Ow!... OW! why don't you lose some weight you lazy bum?!" the tigress shouted. could that really be the beautiful tigress? he wondered as he grabbed the "rope" and started climbing. (In case you hadn't realized by now this young tiger is a loser and his"friends" sent him on this "quest" to get rid of him.) When he reached the top of the tower and climbed in the window his eyes widened at the what he thought was the beautiful sight of the tigress. It turns out that this young tiger is actually mostly blind so Bansgunzel took that opportunity to marry the sucker. So they soon were married and lived alone in their tower. (And yes her dad named her and he happened to be drunk at the time.) The End.