There once were three little pigs but they had grown old and the first little pig realized that he and his two brothers were balding. He became worried and told his brothers. "Hey guys, have you noticed the lack of hair on our chinny chin chins?" The other two brothers looked at each other then they lowered their gazes to each others chins then looked at the first brother confusedly. "No you morons! I meant your heads!" The first brother shouted angrily. "Oh..." the other brothers said in unison. "So what do we do about it?" The second brother asked. "Don't worry I already thought of something." The first pig said smiling. The third pig (who we all know is the smartest) looked doubtfully at his brother. "And what may I ask is this plan?" The third pig said raising an eyebrow. "Well I have concluded that there is only one reasonable solution ... we must make some wigs!" He said proudly, the other two brothers just stared.
Then the second brother jumped up. "Well, lets get to work!" The first pig smiled at the third pig as the first two brothers walked off to make their wigs.
So the story went like this - the first little pig made his wig out of yarn, the second little pig made his wig out of pine straw, meanwhile the third little pig rolled his eyes and just wore a hat. But then the wolf overheard the three little pigs talking and ever since that fateful day when the bricks just wouldn't fall and he was evermore renounced to a loser he had been trying to seek revenge. He decided that he would publicly embarrass the pigs by blowing the wigs off their little piggy heads! "Muh ha ha ha ha!" The wolf laughed evilly. Then he heard the lock on the front door turn so he jumped behind a tree close by. The door opened and the first little pig wearing his wig made of yarn walked out followed by the second little pig wearing his wig made of pine straw and finally the third little pig wearing his hat. They climbed in their cars and started down the road to go to town. "Perfect!" Hissed the wolf. The first pig was in his car made of wood, the second pig was in his car made of Nerf and the third pig in his normal metal car. The wolf jogged down the road trying to keep up without being seen his old bones starting to ache. He finally reached the pigs when they were coming out of the grocery store. The three pigs' eyes widened. "I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll, *cough* *cough* blow your wigs off!" There was silence then the nearby people began to laugh and point at the wolf. He growled and charged toward the three pigs, they squealed and jumped in their cars. The wolf blew the first little pigs car which was made of wood and it crumbled. So the first little pig jumped in the second pigs car made of Nerf. Then the wolf huffed and puffed and blew the second pigs car which flew up in the air the two pigs inside screaming. They fell out and landed in the third pigs car but then the third little pig slammed on the brakes. "Do you two think you can just live off of me your whole lives?! Well forget it!" The third pig then threw his two brothers out of the car and sped off to his house. They stood beside the road speechless when they heard a growl, the wolf was still in hot pursuit. The started running down the road when a red convertible stopped in front of the wolf. It was an older she-wolf. "What are you doing?!" She yelled jumping out of the car and whacking the wolf on the head with her purse. "You were supposed to be home in time for supper and instead you're acting like a nincompoop, which you are! Now get in the car!" She yelled slapping him and opening the door. "Yes mama..." he said climbing in the back seat and the both drove away. "Whew! That was a close one!" The second little pig said. "Yeah." Said the first little pig, still shocked and out of breath. "Hey, but uh... where are we gonna live now?" The second pig asked. "Uh... well... we just build our own house I suggest using sticks." The first pig said. "Are you kidding?! We should totally build it out of straw!" The second pig retorted. "Well fine! Be a Morin! Build your own house! But my house, is going to be made of sticks! So don't come to me with, 'oh! The wolf blew my house down!' Because you'll be on your own pal!" Then the two pigs separated. "And they wonder why they're still not married!" A snake said as she slithered by, the pigs not even noticing. The End.