There once was a king who had two daughters and a waiter. One day he called them to his court. "My eldest daughter come here!" he spoke, his voice echoing. The young girl stepped forward. "Yes father?" She said bating her eyelashes. He looked her straight in the eye. "How much do you love me?" He glared down at her. "I love you more than all the riches in the world!" She said with one of those annoying high-pitched voices. "Good girl! Here are the keys to your new limo." He said tossing them to her. "Thanks daddy!" She said running off. "Second daughter!" He bellowed. The little blond girl stepped forward. "Yes sir?" She said afraid to look him in the eye. "How much do you love me?" He said raising his eyebrow. "Thiiiisss big!" She said stretching out her arms. He glared at her. "I mean, thiiiiiiiiiissssss big!" She said stretching her arms wider. He continued glaring. "Ok I need a minute..." she said walking into the kitchen. He shook his head but did not yell at her... yet. "My youngest, waiter!" The waiter stepped forward. "And how much do you love me?!" He shouted. I love you more than... SALT!" The waiter exclaimed. The king frowned deeply then his lip started to quiver and he burst into tears. "I k-knew you d-didn't l-love m-m-me!" He sobbed for a minute. "Ok... SEND HIM TO THE DUNGEON WHERE HE WILL BE SERVED NOTHING BUT SALT! TILL HE DIES!" "No! Wait you don't understand! AHHHHHHHHHH!" He screamed as the guards dragged him away. "Second daughter are you ready?!" "Yes!" She rushed in holding a coke bottle... unopened. "Here daddy, I love you as much as a coke." she said thrusting it in his hands. Then she skipped out of the palace before he could say anything. He looked at it frowning but then he cracked it open. "*click* *gulp* ahh... mm, mmm, mmmmmmmm" he started singing and dancing. Then a spokesman came out of nowhere. "And that is a person enjoying a delicious coke at McDonald's." And the king never stopped singing and dancing. So the second daughter took over the kingdom and the first daughter hopped on a motorcycle with her boyfriend never to be seen again. Nobody knows what happened to the waiter. Rumour has it that he was also an evil wizard and that he cast a spell that went wrong so the guards just kept walking, dragging him along stuck in their iron grips. But at least the second daughter is happy and rich. The End.