"I should've expected this.", Noah stated in a very uninterested voice, "Now come here ya little brat!", Noah then got up and walked quickly to the bedroom. Of course, right when he reached the door he was on the ground from Skylar hitting him in the crotch with a metal baseball bat. Noah screeched like a banshee as he fell to the floor. Skylar laughed at Noah's misery.
"Ya know what, this might not be so bad!", Skylar said, rather pleased with himself from what he just did to Noah, "Now if you don't mind, I'm gonna get me a snack!", as he walked towards the kitchen, Noah grabbed the young boy by the ankles and sent Skylar himself tripping onto the ground.
"Hold it right there, Deliquent the 2nd.", Noah said as his young enemy was on the ground. "I hope you realize that as your gaurdian I CAN actually punish you, right?"
"Yeah, right. You're not my Dad or my Daddy so how the Hell can you punish me? What you gonna do, Sleep me to death?", Skylar joked with his babysitter. Noah got rather fustrated with the young boy.
"Oh yeah? Well 11 year old boys don't typically call their Father 'Daddy', ya know.", Noah said right back to the child as the two both stood to face eachother, Noah held on to Skylar's arm to make sure the boy didn't run off.
"Well grown men don't hold little boy's arms unless they're parents, or they want something.", Skylar mocked right back at his temporary gaurdian. Noah grumbled when he said that, but didn't lose grip on Skylar's arm. He had to admit, the kid was good. "Yeah, you're a Pedo."
"I'm your Gaurdian for the Night, and as Such you are Grounded until your parents come home!", Noah slightly shouted at Skylar. Clearly, this was going to be a long night. A Very long night for Noah. Skylar just looked at Noah, and his knees met Noah's crotch within seconds. Noah once more screeched, released his grip from Skylar, and hit the ground. skylar laughed as he left the hotel suite, Noah had forgotten to lock the door. Of course, Noah had to take time to get back up on his feet then step out into the living room. Once he looked around a bit, it was then that he noticed young Skylar was not in the room. Noah then facepalmed, followed by bolting out of the door.
As Noah had to deal with Skylar, skylar's two fathers were busy riding in the Limo. Why they owned a Limosuine was thanks to Cody's job but that is besides what is actually important. Of course, what did was that Duncan put his arms around Cody as they rode in the limo. The Older Deliquent male winked at his lover and smirked. Cody simply looked at Duncan a bit angry, showing that he actually cared about something else.
"Duncan, what about Skylar!", Cody replied aloud. Duncan just became annoyed, he wanted the old Cody back.
"Cody, stop worrying about the kid, I am sure he's fine!", Duncan replied, "You know what, ever since we've had that kid you've been too overprotective, now just relax! Besides, we're going OUT for a reason! Now, jsut stop thinking about Skylar for one night! PLEASE!"
"You know, I am offended at how much you want me to NOT think of OUR son!", Cody replied, crossing his arms.
"Well, YOU'RE TURNING INTO COURTNEY!", Duncan shouted loudly. Cody became offended. He could not believe that Duncan said something so mean and insulting to him. While Courtney was a lawyer with her own Television show, she still hadn't changed since the days of Total Drama World Tour at all.
"HOW DARE YOU!", Cody replied, he actually smacked Duncan's face with his hand. Duncan himself then became angry at his soon to be husband.
"WELL IT'S TRUE!", Duncan came back at Cody with. He knew not to comment on being slapped, since when Cody was this angry that would only get Duncan more pain. After all, Cody does have strength when he needs it. "I MEAN, ALL YOU DO IS ACT LIKE SOME MOTHER FROM A POORLY WRITTEN SITCOM FROM THE 2000'S OR WHATEVER, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE CODY THAT I ACTUALLY FELL IN LOVE WITH?"
"HE HAD A KID!", Cody yelled back. He then crossed his arms and looked away from Duncan, who did the exact same back to Cody in response. Back the Hotel, Skylar was busy eating in the cafeteria of the building. He was enjoying a plate of turkey with mashed potatoes and salad on the side while he was on a table. He cut the turkey with a silver Knife, and ate what he cut from it using a fork. It was a matter of time of course before Noah came in to the room and rushed up to Skylar. Skylar turned to Noah and held a piece of Turkey in his fork up to Noah.
"Want a piece?", Skylar asked. Noah was of course, not happy at all with the young boy.
"Yeah, a piece of YOU!", Noah exclaimed angrily as he lifted the young Skylar by his collar up into the air.
"But sir, I'm not edible! And YOUR NOT MY DAD!", Skylar screamed outloud. He then kicked Noah in the groin once more, and once he was dropped and Noah was falling to the ground near the table the boy bolted away from the tanned man once more. Noah shook the pain off though, the first time of the day, only to realize he was now cornered by the security gaurds of the hotel. He looked around at his situation, and his dislike for Skylar grew. Noah then bursted for the nearest opening, only to be followed by the gaurds. By Locking the door behind him though, he was able to trap the gaurds inside the room. Of course, when he turned around he noticed Skylar was about to do his next thing. Skylar was ontop of a rolling cart, and of course he laughed as Noah noticed him. "HEY, BOOKWORM! READY FOR THIS?"
"Oh you freakin' Brat!", Noah stated. He actually darted for the kid, but the rolling cart soon met up with him. He blacked out instantly from the hit, only to wake up an unknown amount of time later in the middle of the hallway. He groaned as he stood from the hall, and then sighed once he noticed Skylar was once more not there. Rather than let the child go on with being missing, Noah knew that he was not going to get anywhere if he didn't do his responsibility to Cody and Duncan. Now, while he normally never did responsibility at all, since Cody was a friend he decided it would only be fair. That, and Skylar was a child. A very spoiled child but he was still a child. As such, Noah walked down to the lobby of the hotel, and went up to the desk. It was worth nothing that the woman working at the lobby was noneother than season 4 contestant Anne Maria.
"What the hell you want now I'm doin' mah Tan!", Anne Maria said rudely to Noah once he was at the desk, she was spraying herself with her spray tan while also shaking a can of hairspray to get ready to spray her hair.
"Well, Ms. Pollution Extraordinaire, I was looking for Skylar, ya know the kid the Gay Couple have?", Noah asked in a sarcastic tone to the jersey shore reject. Anne Maira just looked at him with a not so kind face, she clearly didn't like Noah too much.
"Uh, little Nerd Elf dude, we have like Hundreds o' Gay Couples here and lot's o' em got kids up in here so you gotta specify which one ya mean, dumbass.", Anne Maria told Noah with an extremely rude tone. Noah didn't take kindly to Anne Maria himself, he wondered if she acted this way to the other people of the hotel. Most likely was yes.
"Okay, White to grossly tan lady, I meant the son of Cody and Duncan. Ya know, Cody Anderson and Duncan the Deliquent, the couple that lives on the top floor.", Noah stated in an extremely bored voice.
"Oh, then why didn't cha say so? Some Old Lady came up and took him up the Hotel room where he comes from! Probly nothin' ta worry about she just offered him Candy!", Anne Maria said as she focused much more on her hair and tan. Noah's eyes widened. Within moments he bursted throug the doors of the top floor, and came to see Skylar on the couch eating from a large bag of candy. Noah's eyes were feuled by anger.
"TO. YOUR. GOD. DAMNED. ROOM.", Noah yelled out to Skylar as he took the bag of Candy from him, "and where is the HAG she said you brought with you?"
"Oh Noah, I should've known you'd be hired.", said an all too familiar voice. It was that of an adult woman, and when Noah turned around there she was. The other host, Blaineley Stacey Andrews O'Holloran. She herself now had the same haircut that she used to, but for this night she was wearing more of a womanly buisness suit. She had a Red formal shirt underneath her black blazer, and had on a semi-short black skirt to top it all off. Her heals matched her clothes perfectly, and her make-up continued to hide her age. Noah of course, saw her as revolting.
"What in the hell are YOU doing here?", Noah asked, about to attempt in throwing Blaineley straight out of the Hotel room.
"She's my Grandma!", Skylar said in a voice that seemed like he was surprised Noah didn't know. Blaineley snickered at Noah's eyes widening in shock from this relevation.
"YOUR DUNCAN'S MOM?", Noah exclaimed with shock, "I actually feel sorry for him, a lil' bit."
"DUNCAN? Oh GOD no!", Blaineley replied in a slightly offended tone of her voice, "I'm CODY'S mother. I just wanted to come here when I heard Skylar was alone, and yes I will be staying until Cody and Duncan get back too.", Blaineley kept her evil smirk on her face as she knew Noah was going to be miserable. Noah's eyes lit up in shock, and his face gave off what Blaineley knew. Noah wanted to do the scream of the Home Alone kid, but refused to give Blaineley the satisfaction of seeing his misery come out that much. Instead, he just walked to Duncan and Cody's bedroom, and looked around.
"Where is Duncan's pistol.", Noah said to himself once he was in the room. He wasn't looking to kill Blaineley or Skylar though, at that time he just was ready to kill himself instead. However, he soon found out that Duncan likely took his pistol with him or hid it somewhere else, and the cruel reality hit him. He had to now deal with both Skylar and Blaineley. For the entire afternoon and night. Not only that, but also the morning. He now readied himself to pray Duncan and Cody would remember to come home.