Unfair Circumstances

Disclaimer: Naruto, me, no, If you didn't understand, I don't own Naruto.

Recap: Kiba and Sakura are pissed at each other, Kiba's being a pervert and Sakura's the helpless victim, and now she's waking up after being knocked out, by a stranger or a friend?

Yeah, I'm updating this story to quickly. I'll wait longer next time. Just to make you all so very happy. And just so you all know, I might have to put all of my stories on hold, possibly forever, just so you don't see it one day and go WTF?

Should I put more hate for Sasuke in this story? Because I hate him, but he didn't kill anyone I really like, because Kisame is a different story.

Sakura awoke to find she couldn't move her arms or her legs, nor could she see. But she could hear, in fact she could hear the faint sound of fire flickering and someone eating, perhaps only a few feet away from her. She didn't remember anything besides the fact she had been knocked out.

"Dammit Kiba! Untie me!" She screamed as she started to thrash around to get loose from whatever was keeping her pinned.

"Oh what! You automatically think it's me! Stupid bitch!" She heard him yell from beside her.

"Stop fighting!" A familiar voice snapped at them both, before ripping off whatever was blinding her. She looked at her surroundings to see Kiba tied to a tree with his markings showing.

"Serves you right Kiba." She snarled and stuck out her tongue.

"Shut up you stuck up princess."

"Your just jealous."

"Oh yeah I'm so jealous of a fat cow!"

"I knew it."

"Shut up!" He snapped before he started to kick and scream like a child having a tantrum.

"Both of you! Quiet!" There heads snapped to the person who supposedly tied them up in the first place. Sakura's eyes went wide.

"Kakashi-sensei?" She said in disbelief, why would he be here? They all went off in separate directions, they were orders given by Tsunade! She stared at him quietly waiting for a response, his hair was combed and straight, and was also blonde, he still had his mask of course, but was wearing girl clothes? In fact he almost looked like a girl! 'Lucky bastard' She thought to herself, he got to look pretty and wear nice clothes while she had to look ugly and wear smelly clothes!

"...Yeah." He mumbled in response, obviously unhappy with his new look.

"Hey Sakura! He looks like a better girl than you!" Kiba yelled in amusement.

"Shut up!" He snapped again, and walked over to Kiba while the two continued to bicker. While those two were busy Sakura's eyes drifted towards a fat green haired man sitting on the ground, eating potato chips, and staring right at her.

"Chouji?" This was unbelievable! Why did everyone seem to just do something to their hair but she had to tape down her breasts (which she had forgotten to do earlier) and wear stinky clothes! The green haired man nodded, still eating his chips and turned his head towards Kiba and Kakashi who were both still screaming.

"What's up your ass Kakashi!" Kiba screamed, his face red and looking like it would explode, they would definitely have alerted any enemies nearby by now, which was fantastic, because she didn't leave the village with Kiba to not get killed by another asshole.

"Apparently he gets this way when he doesn't have his porn books." Chouji said in between handfuls of chips shoved into his mouth. Kakashi went silent and slowly turned his head to look at Chouji with a raging look in his eyes.

"They, are not, porn books, there erotic novels!" He snarled. Sakura blinked in confusion, was Kakashi not allowed to take his Icha Icha Paradise with him? He pointed his finger at Chouji, who looked unfazed by Kakashi's behavior, he was probably used to it, he was on the same team with Ino the bitch after all. "And you ate them!" Kakashi yelled, if he didn't calm down soon she was sure his hair would start to fall out, and a bald Kakashi didn't sound flattering.

"They were in the picnic basket!" Chouji said with his mouth full of chips.

"They were books! How could you mistake them as food!"

"I was hungry!"

"So you ate them!"

"They were in the picnic basket!"

"They were books!"

"Well next time don't put them in the picnic basket!" Sakura wanted to smile knowing that they weren't the only pair with problems, but she didn't, because at the same time it was frightening, especially the fact that if she didn't cut in soon they might kill each other and then how would she get untied.

"Hey! Kill each other later! untie me first!" Sakura rolled her eyes at Kiba's words especially how he emphasized the 'me' part, what a self centered prick, why did it take her a heartache just to realize that? Kakashi's head snapped towards her direction and he slowly walked over to her. He sliced the ropes with an object she didn't see, and then did the same to Kiba's bindings. "So lady where's Akamaru?" Kiba said, obviously not knowing when to shut the hell up. She could see Kakashi holding back the urge to kill him, she was hoping that urge would win, it would help solve her problems at least.

"He's around." Chouji mumbled. Rolling his eye Kakashi walked away and out of sight, so far this didn't seem to be going all that well. Kiba too walked off whistling, not like she cared, hopefully he would fall in a trap.

"So why is Kakashi so angry?" Sakura asked, Kakashi had always been so calm before.

"He's been without his books for almost ten days now." Chouji said trying to find more food, Sakura nodded, she had almost forgotten that they had left before her and Naruto's pair. "He started to get really twitchy at first, then he turned into Ino, it's bad enough he looks like her." Sakura giggled.

"So why are you here?" Sakura asked, once again thinking about how Tsunade had sent them off in different directions.

"We heard you screaming." Chouji mumbled grabbing another chip bag in the process.

"But weren't you sent in another direction?" She said, not really asking Chouji but herself.

"No, you were." Sakura clenched her fists, did that stupid dog boy go in the wrong direction!

"What?" She asked through gritted teeth.

"Yeah, you guys were supposed to be going towards The Hidden Mist Village." Sakura sighed, how did Chouji know where they were supposed to go but the stupid mutt didn't?

"So where were you sent?"

"Tea Country." She felt like smashing her head against a tree, stupid Kiba, stupid her for falling for his stupid pick up lines, and his stupid sexy body. After that it was silent except for the fire crackling and Chouji's chewing. Thoughts kept going through her mind, one of them asking why Kakashi and Chouji weren't there yet, but o course she was grateful not to be alone with Kiba. Akamaru was okay, but he wasn't the greatest conversationalist.

She looked around at the camp they had set up, all of her and Kiba's belongings were already there, which was great because she needed to change, and hopefully Kiba wouldn't be watching this time, hopefully no one would be watching this time! Walking towards the bag her clothes were in she felt like puking, the bag reeked! Quickly grabbing a shirt and pants she walked away from Chouji's curious eyes. She hastily took off her clothes just to put smellier ones on, she shook her head as she forgot to get the stuff to tape down her breasts, not like anyone really notice, which kind of pissed her off.

Putting on the clothes she walked back to the camp to see Akamaru and Kiba asleep, and drooling on the place she hoped was not where she would have to sleep. Kakashi was back too, and sitting with his back against a tree with his arms crossed, he also had 'pissed off' written all over his face, or the part that wasn't covered by his mask. She walked over and took a seat beside him, ignoring his death aura.

"What?" He mumbled.

"I thought you might want some company." She said in a bubbly tone, which also sounded a little flirty, not like she meant it to be. He looked at her and frowned.

"Well I don't." He said bluntly. "Now go sleep." He pointed towards the spot Kiba was drooling. She sighed and walked over towards the two dogs. Bending down she started to shake Kiba to wake him up.

"Kiba..." She said gently hoping for a reply, but all she got was obnoxious snoring. "Kiba!: She punched his stomach.

"Oww!"

"Move over!" She screeched.

"No!" He snapped and she punched him again making him whimper.

"Just move Kiba!" Kakashi snapped, who was pissed with their childish behavior.

"Whatever." Kiba grumbled and rolled over to the spot he was just drooling on. "Aww gross it's all wet!" Sakura chuckled and laid down beside him, he deserved it, at least she thought he did.

Sakura slept peacefully, it was like she was back home, she was warm and the sun was shining, and she had a pillow that was moving and stroking her hair. Wait, what? Her eyes opened slowly to see her face was pressed against a naked chest, a naked chest with abs she could drool on, a naked chest that she could drool on that belonged to Kiba! Who was also stroking her hair!

She jumped up and backed away from the pervert.

"What the hell Kiba!" She could somewhat understand why she was using him as a pillow, but she couldn't understand why he didn't have a shirt, he had one when she fell asleep!

"What?" He said with a frown.

"Why were you doing that!" She squealed, and patted down her hair.

"You were having a nightmare! I calmed you down."

"Liar!"

"Oh get over yourself Sakura, not everything I do to you is meant to be dirty." He shook his head and stood up. "Just go back to sleep." He walked off into the forest. So much for sticking together. She looked around and saw that Chouji and Kakashi had left, did they just leave her here alone! With a pervert no less! She sighed, trying not to break into tears, why the hell was everyone so moody, why was she so moody! Why was Kiba such an asshole...

"Ugh." She put her head in her hands and slowly started to let herself go, she was strong, she was tough, but at the moment she felt so weak, she was placed with a bodyguard because they didn't think she could handle herself, there was no denying it, not even to herself. She was just weak and pathetic like she always was. Tears rolled down her cheeks, and she didn't wipe them away, it was no use hiding she was broken. This was all because of Kiba, first it was Sasuke, then it was him, why did she always go for the ones who didn't care about her, why was she so stupid?

Yes, I did make Sakura have a mental breakdown, but if she was tough I don't know how I could make her fall in love with Kiba, I'm not super smart O.K?

Does this seem like it's bashing Kiba? Because I don't mean to be, I just need to make him a douche for the moment.

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