Unfair Circumstances

Disclaimer: Seriously? Seriously! I don't own Naruto... Seriously.

Recap: Sakuras depressed as it is, and things ain't getting better. Chouji and Kakashi have seemingly left her and Kiba, which was certainly not of better judgement. Now Kiba left her too, she was fine with that though.

Hey people! I'm sorry for the long gap between this update and the last... It's like, really long. So yeah. It took me awhile to make the cookies okay! You have no idea how many junkya- How many used computer stores I had to go to. That and I couldn't get inspired, I read fan fiction to do that, and, I don't wanna read about high school okay! Just the ninja-verse. So it's hard.

Sakura sighed, she had just finished crying, her cheeks were wet with tears, she could taste salt, and she desperately wanted a bath. So, like anyone who wasn't just saying this to complain, she was going to take one, before Kiba came back and stalked her anyway. Holding the extremely disgusting smelly bag in her hands she headed towards a lake she saw while walking around before Kakashi and Chouji knocked her out. This was probably a bad idea, seeing she would be most vulnerable naked, but it wasn't like she was going to ask Kiba to watch her, she wasn't Ino-pig after all.

She smiled when the lake came into view. Standing in front of it she took a deep breath and dropped the bag on the ground, she quickly got out of her clothes, basically ripping them off in the process (not like she cared they were Kiba's anyways), and got in, it was cold but it was relaxing, and she needed to be relaxed. Closing her eyes she had the widest smile on her face, for once after leaving the village she was happy, like she could forget she was with one of the people she disliked most.

"Race you!" Happiness over. Sakuras eyes shot open, that was Kiba's voice! That was a fairly drunken Kiba's voice! Looking around she noticed something flapping around, getting closer and bigger each second. Her eyes looked just a bit higher and she saw Kiba's smiling, wasted face. For a ninja he wasn't very stealthy. Then it hit her, Kiba was coming! A naked drunk Kiba with possibly more people was coming towards her! She would have jumped up and ran off screaming if she wasn't nude! She frantically looked around for something she could hide behind, unfortunately all she could see was a rock. She swam over to it and tried to submurge most of her body in the water, not like it was helping much.

"Ha! I win!" She heard Kiba yell, she tried to peek out from behind the rock to see who he was talking to, but all she saw was Kiba's ass rocking back and forth.

"That'sssss not fair!" She frowned when she heard Kakashi's voice, so they hadn't left! What a great choice to leave her with Kiba while she's sleeping!

"I can't swim... I'll get cramps and die!" Of course that was Chouji, probably under the influence like the rest of them. How did they even get drunk in the first place?

"Shut up you pansy!" Kakashi shouted and a second later she heard a giant splash. She tried even harder to peer over the rock just to see the events unrolling in front of her, she could see Chouji floating on top of the water on his back. Looking past him was Kakashi still on land, he was having trouble trying to take off his dress, so finally he grabbed a kunai from beneath the fabric and sliced it in half, revealing a black sexy bra. Kiba, who was standing near him with a cocky grin on his face, was seemingly checking Kakashi out, wobbling as he did so.

"Your puuurrty" Kiba slurred while eye-goggling her teachers bra, which was definitely stuffed! They couldn't be larger than hers without being stuffed... Right?

"Your a dumb ass" Kakashi replied before trying to rip the bra off, and having trouble with that simple task as well. 'Geez, has he ever been with a woman' She silently thought to herself, it was possible that he hadn't... He read enough pervert books. After a long struggle he was able to throw the piece of underwear on the ground and jumped into the lake, and Kiba followed eagerly.

She sunk back behind the rock and sighed, they were going to be there for a long time, with luck they would either pass out or one of them would die, hopefully Kiba.

"Hey Kakusshhi! Were'd ya boobies go?" She heard Chouji ask in his intoxicated voice, he sounded almost as stupid as Kiba.

"Yaaah, I wanted a strip tease! I paid my money!" Kiba started to howl.

"Oh my goodness!" She sighed and put her head in her hands. She had honestly never thought he could be any more of an idiot when he was sober, but she was wrong.

"What was that!" Kakashi said with a perk in his voice, almost immeadiatly afterwards Sakura put her hands on her mouth, they were drunk but they had amazing hearing now, how awesome.

"Maybe it was a mermaid!" Kiba made a squeal that had absolutely no trace of masculinity at all. "Oh mermaid! Come out, come out wherever you are!" Kiba cooed as he swam closer to the rock she was hiding behind, it was also unfortunate that she wasn't able to throw one of her brute strength punches while she was in the water, and getting out was not an option, her punches were hard, but expecting them to cause amnesia was a long-shot. She started to hold her breath, as if doing so would hide her from his perverted eyes and sharp sense of smell. Slowly she swam backwards away from the rock, trying not to make any waves, but the plan was flawed as land was to far away to reach, that, and her clothes resided on the other side of the lake.

When Kibas grinning face appeared over the rock she screamed in fright. He jumped at her in less than a second, she tried to move out of the way but his arms were locked around her waist in a flash, making her kick and thrash around.

"I got 'em!" He yelled in her ear, making her wince. He started to kiss her neck, sending shivers down her spine along with a trail of drool on her shoulders. "Your my mermaid now, and your names Sakura..." He whispered.

"That is Sakura" Kakashi slurred from behind, she craned her neck to see him leaning on the rock with a cocky smirk resembling Kibas.

"Aww, no mermaid?" Chouji swam up beside him and pouted before pulling out a potato chip bag to eat from, where he got it, she didn't know, and she didn't ever want to find out.

"It is a mermaid! And I want my three wishes!" Kiba squealed still keeping a bone-crushing grip on her waist that was getting tighter by the second.

"Mermaids don't grant wishes you Inu-idiot!" Sakura said as she pried his fingers one by one off of her ribcage. She ripped his last remaining finger away from her body and swung her arm around and smacked him clear across the face, it wasn't hard enough to knock a sober man out, but evidently it was enough to knock a drunk man out, seeing as Kiba fell face first into the waters afterwards. "Yes!" She stuck her fist in the air and giggled. She paused after doing so and looked down at her torso, the top half of her body was above the water and looking ahead she could she Kakashi and Chouji looking at her. "Uhmm..."

Sitting back at the camp Sakura shook her head, it was silent except for the crackle of the fire in front of her and the occasional snoring of her new teammates. Kakashi had left to go find some more firewood, as her punching down one of the scrawny trees wasn't 'eco-friendly', whatever that meant, Akamaru was, well she didn't know exactly, and Chouji and Kiba were sleeping, together. They were both leaning against a tree with their arms wrapped around each other and foreheads touching, their mouths were open leaking drool. It looked as if they were about to give each other a sloppy opened mouth kiss.

It was actually quite cute, they both looked so harmless, well, except for the monster snoring, and it was funny because, she remembered the one time it happened with Naruto and Kiba, Naruto woke up getting a tongue bath and leg humped.

She sighed and closed her eyes, as much as it pained her to say it, she thought Kiba was funny, and cute, but just in a childish way! Saying she thought of him as a man would be to bold.

"Mmmm Ino..." She opened her eyes to see Kiba with a wide grin on his face, and Choujis lips on his. Immediately she burst into laughter, it wasn't stealthy but it was funny. As if on cue they both opened their eyes to the sound of her heart laugh. Kiba pulled away first and jumped up in revolution. "You pervert!" He snapped, and put his arms in front of his chest.

"Your the pervert! You waited until I was sleeping and then you took advantage of me! The evil, wrong things you've done to my body!" Chouji spat back as he stood up and took a fighting stance.

"Like I would ever do something like that to you! I have better options back home!"

"Yeah, but for now all you have is me, and you took your chance!"

"I have the fat cow!"

"Your sick! Moving on to animals now!"

"N-no! I meant Sakura! Sakura the fat cow!"

"You named your cow Sakura?"

"Yes! Wait... No!" He put his hands on his head and groaned.

"Kiba, all that arguing can't be good for your little brain" A puff of smoke appeared behind Chouji, disappearing as in seconds it revealed female Kakashi, dress and all.

"Yeah Chouji! It's not good for my brain!" Kiba grinned and raised his chin.

"Your right, I think I've damaged it" Chouji said with fake sympathy. Sakura looked back at Kakashi and a thought hit her.

"Wait a second! Where's the firewood?" Sakura inquired as she stood up from her resting place.

"Over there" Kakashi motioned with his head, his blonde hair flowing as he did so. Sakura eyed him and walked to an area behind the tree Chouji and Kiba snogged under. She looked at the ground to see stacks of wood piled all over, how could she not hear him stacking them?

"Well then why didn't you just walk into the argument?" Sakura turned around to face him, frowning as she did so.

"I thought this was more efficient" Kakashi shrugged and sat down by the fire. Kiba walked up behind him and bent down to be at his eye-level.

"Be careful girly, you don't want your dress catchin' on fire" He said over Kakashis shoulder. Earning him a punch to the face. He went flying towards her, and she wasn't able to jump away before he slammed into her, knocking her down with a loud 'Mmph'.

"Be careful pretty boy, you don't wanna ruin your face, not like it'll be much of a change" Kakashi mumbled. Sakura could barely hear him though, it was due to the fact that her heart was beating rapidly, for exactly the same reason her face was turning as red as a tomato. Kiba laid on top of her, his whole body weight pressed down on her, his eyes were closed, and luckily so were his lips, but pressed on hers. Looking up at his face his eyes were closed, but he was slightly blushing, though many of the pink was covered by his red markings.

His eyes started to open slowly, and when they were fully open he didn't seem to understand fully what had just happened, as it took him a few minutes to react to the incident. When he did finally realize what was happening he didn't move, instead he closed his eyes and parted his lips, and tried to push something slimy between her teeth.

"That's gross get off of me!" Sakura screamed and pushed him off with all of her might. She wiped off her lips with her arm and spit out the saliva in her mouth. She scampered to her feet as he flew backwards and rammed into a black dog that had just appeared. The dog let out a ear-piercing yelp as the Inu-idiot fell onto him. "Akamaru!" Sakura cried as she realized who it was and ran to tend to the fallen dog-nin, she didn't mean for him to get hurt, only the dog. Kneeling beside him she rolled the drooling boy off of Akamaru, and patted the dog-nins head. He barked at her and nudged away her hand.

"He said he doesn't need to be treated like a baby, especially if the girls as manly as a horse" Kiba groaned from behind her. Akamaru barked again looking back at Kiba. "He also says to stop hitting me!" Sakura rolled her eyes and stood up, she walked away and sat down beside Kakashi. "Oh, and he says to stop changing his words, because it's a dick move" Kiba said to her. "Oh wait..." And realization struck him, for once.

"I think he has it" Kakashi said turning his head towards her.

"I don't think so" Chouji sat down on the other side of her, eating something she couldn't quite make out. She leaned closer to him, and saw that he was ripping pages out of a book.

"Is that... Icha Icha?" She asked. She could hear Kakashis head snap in her and Choujis direction.

"Could be" Chouji answered, as if he couldn't sense the flaming aura that had suddenly surrounded them.

"Your, eating, Icha, Icha!" Kakashi bellowed from beside them both, making Chouji jump and the book fall into the fire pit.

"Well not anymore!" Chouji whimpered.

"Where did you even get that!"

"It was hidden in some of your stuff, it was Icha Icha Super Deluxe Edition or something"

"Why!"

"I was hungry! You don't support me!"

"I'll kill you!" Kakashi jumped at Chouji, flying over top of her he pinned the clueless man down. They immediately started to fight, rolling back and forth, never touching the fire. She couldn't make heads or tails of what they were saying, only understanding the grunts and grumbles coming from within the tumbleweed that had transformed into.

"What th-" Kiba stood staring at them, but he was knocked over by the ball of fury and sucked into it without any time to react. She watched as the ball grew larger and more aggressive with every passing second. She watched them for quite some time, it looked like it would never end, and it was getting so violent the ball rolled around leaving mixtures of blood in its trail. Soon after Akamaru came and placed his head on her lap, and then let out a loud sigh, he knew this wouldn't end for a while either. She had thought about breaking it up, but by any chance she would probably be sucked into it, and she was to tired to fight now. She leaned down onto Akamarus body using it as a pillow and closed her eyes, ignoring the death threats that were coming from all around her, she wondered if Naruto and Lee were having problems too.

There you have it, I know, it feels... Blah, I didn't know what else to do. Also, sorry for missing words, I got angry after seeing all the red mistakes my computer didn't tell me about.

And cookie people! You have your choice between Munchy Motherboard, Computer Chip, Peanut Butter, or Oreos I bought from the store.

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