Unfair Circumstances

Disclaimer: Blah.. Naruto. Me. No. Pancakes!

Recap: Sakura has been eye-raped and almost sucked into a tumble-weed of jerks and now she's just woken up in the middle of the night, but is there danger in those woods, or is it just the dark? Kiba on the other hand has been sucked into a tumbleweed of other jerks and is now, nice? Somethings going on.

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Sakura opened her eyes and groggily looked around at her surroundings, she couldn't remember where she was, the area around her was covered in darkness, the same as her mind. Her eyes started to adjust to the dark and slowly, very slowly, the world around here became familiar, even so, she was still frightened, with no fire providing light or it's comforting crackling of it's flames, it was quiet,too quiet, in an eerie sense perhaps. There was a low growling noise coming from behind her and something clawed into her stomach sending her into a small fit of pain. She turned her head to see a horrible, grotesque, vile creature! It's name, Kiba Inuzuka! Every woman's worst nightmare. (And secretly her hottest dream)

The love-sick dogs eyes were closed tightly and he was shaking violently. He looked as if he was having a bad dream, based on how much he was sweating it was a really horrible one, not like he didn't deserve it.

"Kiba?" She said slowly and cautiously, afraid that if she shocked him into waking he would rip her stomach out, and maybe eat it when he got bored, he was crazy after all.

"I-Ino... W-why! Why!" He started to whimper, she sighed, if he was dreaming about Ino-pig, made sense he was having a nightmare, she was every mans worst bed-wetting dream. That's why her and Kiba made the best couple. Shaking her head she tried to pry his hand off of her stomach to no prevail. His claws were deeply rooted into her skin already, it didn't hurt as much as it bugged her, being pressed up to a dog that was having random spasms was very annoying believe it or not.

She made a 'huff' sound and laid there helplessly for longest time. 'Resistance was futile' as Kiba might say when trying to pick up a drunk girl from the bar, you'd have to be drunk to even find that remotely funny.

"Where are you" A voice whispered from nearby. Sakura twisted her neck to look at Kiba, only to find him in the same state as before, and it wasn't his voice who had said it anyway. She felt a small sense of panic rise up in her throat, it wasn't Kakashi's or Chouji's voice either. Once again she tried to claw Kibas hand off of her with the same results, but she didn't give up, she used her legs and pushed off of Kiba's body while trying to get his fingers to retract. He let go in an instant and rolled away so his backside faced her, it didn't look like he had even been disturbed from his sleep.

"Typical" She scoffed in a low tone before jumping to her feet, he could probably sleep through an earthquake if he felt like it. There was a snapping sound nearby and she froze, trying to scan the area with her eyes, which was extremely hard to do in the dark!

"We're so lost!" A whine came from nearby. "This is all your fault"

"Don't worry the power of youth will guide us!"

"The power of youth is what got us lost!"

"No, the butterfly just gave me wrong directions"

"You chased it!"

"Keep your voice down! I think I see something!"

"Another butterfly?"

"No, I think it's a guy" Sakura got ready to defend herself, it was probably just a bunch of nut-jobs lost in the forest, but she couldn't take chances, the guy chasing her was a nut too, didn't mean he couldn't kill her.

"I see him too... He's really ugly!" Sakura took offense at that comment, she made a sound of disgust.

"Oh geez! He saw us! Attack!"

"What! No!" Sakura shrieked before being tackled to the ground by something with red hair and caterpillars on it's forehead, her head bashed on a tree root she cried out in shock and pain awaking the rest of the dysfunctional team, in less than a second the 'thing' was ripped away from her and thrown against a tree. Though it was dark she knew who had done it, the snarling was a dead give-away, but why would he do it?

Two flashes of yellow and green appeared and disappeared from her eyesight in less than a moment, one grabbing the other person and one grabbing the man with red hair. Kiba knelt down beside her, his face twisted with emotions ranging from anger and frustration, to worry and fear.

"Sakura, are you okay?" His voice was as silent as a whisper, but still demanded an answer. She didn't know how to reply to him, she stammered looking for the right words to say, she couldn't think straight with her head throbbing. "Answer me!" He growled. She shook her head at those words, this was still the same guy who had- on numerous occasions told her she was as ugly as a cow, and she was getting flustered? Hell no!

"I can handle myself you know!"

"I guess you can princess, even your disguise is getting better"

"Yeah!... I mean... What?"

"Well, you've been getting better with taping your breasts at least"

"They aren't taped!"

"Oh... Oops" He flashed her his I'm-not-really-all-that-sorry smile and stood up. "They're bigger than when we dated, if that helps" He chuckled. She closed her eyes and groaned, her head hurt like hell and... She just couldn't stay awake. Stupid Kiba and his retarded comebacks.

Sakura laid motionless on the ground. She was awake but she couldn't move, she could hear but she couldn't speak, and she couldn't see. There seemed to be two people arguing back and forth.

"I'm sorry..." The first voice said, it sounded vaguely familiar but she didn't know.

"Shut up!" The second voice snapped, and she knew immediately who it was, Kiba!

"It wasn't my fault!"

"It was the butterflies right?"

"No! It was the mushrooms!"

"Your a highly trained ninja! And you don't even know what food might hurt you!"

"It didn't hurt me, it hurt Lee!"

"Lee's crazy enough without your help!"

"...I know"

"Hey! Would you stop drooling!"

"But she looks cute when she sleeps..."

"Yeah... She does... Wait what the hell! Get outta here Naruto! Weirdo!" 'Naruto!' She screamed in her head, he was here? How could they all get lost! Honestly! There was silence for what seemed like an eternity afterwards, maybe more so because she wanted to slap the shit out of Naruto and Kiba. Naruto because he ended up messing things up like always. Kiba because... Well she just didn't like him (or she'd never admit it).

"Waaaake uuuup! You've made your point you can handle yourself!" He droned on, he sounded extremely bored with her. "I'm gonna jab you! Cross-dresser wanna get jabbed?" A sudden pain went into her side, he really did jab her! It sent her through a jolt and she jumped up. He stared at her in shock for less than a minute before he pounced on her. "Stupid girl! Took you long enough!" He was frowning at her with his hands pinning her by the shoulders. And that's when she realized, they weren't in the forest they were in a house- or a cabin, whatever it was!

The walls were simply wood and there were little to no decorations anywhere, only quilts hanging on the walls, it was a small room, but obviously not the only one as she could hear more than one person bickering from outside the room.

"Wow" She sighed, it was amazing, or maybe that was just because she had spent too many days with Kiba in the woods.

"Hey! Don't just ignore me! I'm talking to you!" Kiba rambled to her. She ignored him, she kind of understood it now, when he said 'shut up bitch', because right now, he was being a little bitch.

"Shut up bitch!" She pushed him off of her and sat up. She patted her hair down and yawned, still looking around. Kiba had rolled onto the floor and was now sitting on his knees staring at her, which wasn't like him at all. "Whose cabin is this?" She said looking down at him inquiringly.

"Oh, uh this? We just found it... It was abandoned!" He said with a perk in his voice when he finally found the right lie to spit out at her.

"For how long" She asked sarcastically.

"Like... Ten hours"

"What'd you do!"

"Hey! We got a free place!"

"Did you kill the people here?"

"No! We only made death threats!"

"Oh my gosh!" Sakura sunk back down onto the bed and put her hands over her eyes. Really, how could she date him, and not know what an idiot he was? "What does Ino see in you!"

"My sexy personality!" Or see how self-conceited he was. She turned her head and met him eye to eye.

"Kiba?" He tilted his head to the side.

"Yeah?"

"Did you rape me while I was sleeping?"

The end! Of this chapter anyway... I know, this is a horrible chapter, I'll admit it, I wish it was better, but I don't know what's happened to me. I'm sorry!

Also! Fun fact! Leave nail polish remover on plastic and it melts! Who says being a slob is a bad thing! I learned a lot!

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