Hey all you people! I am writing a chapter for you! Yep! Chapter 23! It might be a little short, but hopefully worth it! Wanna review? Oh and by the way, Dr. Singh, is actually the one who played Amy's doctor on Charlie's 1, that episode, it took a lot of research of finding it on Google, oh bless you Google... Anyway, yeah, so if the name sounds familiar, that's where it came from. :) Happy reading, happy reviewing...
Chapter 23 -Happy Birthday Babies Part 1- We were in the car followed by my mom and dad, then was Ivy and her mom. I couldn't take it, the contractions were getting stronger, I was screaming at Spencer to hurry up and get there as fast as he could. "Spencer to slow! Speeeeed… Uuuuppp! I am seriously going to rip, your, head, OFF. If you don't go faster!" "Teddy, calm down, I'm going as fast as I can, I don't want a ticket, it'll be the first one in my life." "Oh my honest to goodness you asshole! You are a bad boy when my parents and I don't want you to, but now?! Seriously?! Now you pick the time to follow rules?! When your fiancée is in labor?! AAARRRGGGHHHHH! Hurry! UP! NOW!" "Teddy, please. I-" "NO!" "Listen I-" "No! You listen to ME. If you want to see me alive. Scratch that- if you want to see yourself alive, you better get to the hospital, before I-" "Before you what, Teddy?" "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" "Uh…" "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! … "AAAAAAAAAHHHH! I AM GOING TO DIE!" "I thought you said I was…" "Excuse me! But are YOU in labor here?!" "No ma'am, you are. Please don't kill me!" "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GET THESE FUCKING BABIES OUT OF ME! NOW!" We arrived at the hospital, and he got me admitted and we got settled. "The doctor will be in shortly." Wow, nice nurse… "Teddy Bear, you know I can't do that, I am sorry I did this to you, I should've never done that to you." Now he was saying it was his fault, and he should've never done that to me, and sorry, but truly/clearly it was all my fault, I offered to get back together with him, I offered to have sex with him, it was all my fault… "I'm sorry Spence, it isn't your fault. You are saying it was your fault, and you should've never done that to me, and sorry, but truly/clearly it was all my fault, I offered to get back together with you, I offered to have sex with you, it was all my fault. I just don't want this pain, and the stupid hormones." "Don't worry babe, I took part in this too, you'd never had me if I didn't be stupid and say 'Hi I'm Spencer Walsh, you look beautiful. Oh shit, did I just say that out loud?!'. "But- but then… we wouldn't be here right now, and I would not be having contractions, and we wouldn't be bringing two beautiful babies into this world. Not that I love contractions, it's just, I love you and these babies and I'd do ANYTHING for them and you." "Wow, best speech ever." "Thanks? Not intended to be a speech, and you were good to." "Mine wasn't supposed to be a speech either…" "Hello, I am Dr. Singh. Don't worry, I was your mom's doctor for all you kids. 5 now, right?" "Correct." "So, did she say she is going to need me again?" He finished with a laugh, as if he was kidding, but I know my mom, Toby most likely won't be the youngest Duncan… On my mom and dad's side anyways, not as in like, counting my kids… "Oh trust me, if my calculations are right, you'll see her at LEAST once more… No sarcasm intended…" "Oh boy, not that I don't like your mom, it's just-" "She tends to scream a lot and want to be videoed?" "Uh, yeah, exactly…" "Yeah…" "Alright, I will see how many centimeters you are and if you are far along enough, I can give you epidural." "Oh! Thank the heavens!" "Okay, you are about 3 centimeters, I will get some epidural and give it to you as soon as I get it." "Yes!" "You know Teddy, in 7 more centimeters, you'll be pushing…" "I know Spence. I know… But I'm scared…" "Why?" "Because, I'm only 6 & ½ months… I worry." "It'll be just fine if I'm here with you." "Yeah, you always know what to say." "Okay, Teddy Duncan, let's see how dilated you are." "Oh, joy." I replied sarcastically. "Okay, you are 6 centimeters, Let's give you that epidural." "Yes! Finally!" He gave me the epidural, and asked me a few questions. "Well, Teddy, are you worried at all, because of the premature birth?" "Actually yes, I am." "Do you have any questions?" "Actually, a few…" "Well, let's hear 'em." "What will happen because of the premature birth?" "Well, sometimes, it's different for other women, and being you're a teen, it could be different for you. But don't worry, we'll do everything to make sure you and your babies are just fine." "Thanks Doc." Replied us both. "No problem." "Well, how much longer do you think this will be happening?" "Spence, calm down, I am the one in labor here…" "I know, but, I worry." "About?" "You." "Aww, so sweet." Now I was tearing up, stupid hormones… "No, your sweet." "Alright, this is to good to be true… What did you do?!" "Nothing! Nothing! I promise! Please don't kill me! Ahhh!" "Um, Spencer? I was just kidding…" "OH! Okay. Sorry!" "Dude, you act like you're going to die… By me." "I'm sorry, you've just been a little over the edge bitchy lately." "Okay, it's okay." We've been sitting there in the hospital for about 13 hours now… Longest 13 hours of my life… So far. "Okay, let's see how far along you are." "Okay Dr. Singh." "Okay, you're 10 centimeters… Guess what that means." "Um, it's just a false alarm and I can go home?" I guessed hopefully. I clearly knew it was time to push though. "Ha, very funny, nope. It's time, to push." "Oh! WOOHOO!" "Sarcasm?" Spencer guessed. "Sarcasm." I replied. "Alright, on the count of three, you will push as hard as you can, and do it for about ten seconds." "Okay. Spence, may I have your hand?" "Oh, cool, I get to loose hearing and fingers in the process." Spence gave me his hand and I pushed as hard as I could, causing me to grip his hand, causing me to scream bloody murder, causing his hand to be crushed, causing him to let out a girlish shriek. "AAAHHHHH!" "Okay, give another one." "AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" "You're doing great, Ms. Duncan." "You're doing awesome, babe." "AAHHHHH!" "Okay, I can see a head. Give a couple more and the first will be out." "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH !" That scream I think the whole hospital could hear… And to top it all off, I think Spence just lost his hearing and his felling in his right hand… Oops. "And meet your beautiful baby girl."
I laughed while writing most of this, Spencer, you dork. Anywho, who wants to review? I think/hope this was a longer one...
Chapter 23 -Happy Birthday Babies Part 1- We were in the car followed by my mom and dad, then was Ivy and her mom. I couldn't take it, the contractions were getting stronger, I was screaming at Spencer to hurry up and get there as fast as he could. "Spencer to slow! Speeeeed… Uuuuppp! I am seriously going to rip, your, head, OFF. If you don't go faster!" "Teddy, calm down, I'm going as fast as I can, I don't want a ticket, it'll be the first one in my life." "Oh my honest to goodness you asshole! You are a bad boy when my parents and I don't want you to, but now?! Seriously?! Now you pick the time to follow rules?! When your fiancée is in labor?! AAARRRGGGHHHHH! Hurry! UP! NOW!" "Teddy, please. I-" "NO!" "Listen I-" "No! You listen to ME. If you want to see me alive. Scratch that- if you want to see yourself alive, you better get to the hospital, before I-" "Before you what, Teddy?" "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" "Uh…" "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! … "AAAAAAAAAHHHH! I AM GOING TO DIE!" "I thought you said I was…" "Excuse me! But are YOU in labor here?!" "No ma'am, you are. Please don't kill me!" "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GET THESE FUCKING BABIES OUT OF ME! NOW!" We arrived at the hospital, and he got me admitted and we got settled. "The doctor will be in shortly." Wow, nice nurse… "Teddy Bear, you know I can't do that, I am sorry I did this to you, I should've never done that to you." Now he was saying it was his fault, and he should've never done that to me, and sorry, but truly/clearly it was all my fault, I offered to get back together with him, I offered to have sex with him, it was all my fault… "I'm sorry Spence, it isn't your fault. You are saying it was your fault, and you should've never done that to me, and sorry, but truly/clearly it was all my fault, I offered to get back together with you, I offered to have sex with you, it was all my fault. I just don't want this pain, and the stupid hormones." "Don't worry babe, I took part in this too, you'd never had me if I didn't be stupid and say 'Hi I'm Spencer Walsh, you look beautiful. Oh shit, did I just say that out loud?!'. "But- but then… we wouldn't be here right now, and I would not be having contractions, and we wouldn't be bringing two beautiful babies into this world. Not that I love contractions, it's just, I love you and these babies and I'd do ANYTHING for them and you." "Wow, best speech ever." "Thanks? Not intended to be a speech, and you were good to." "Mine wasn't supposed to be a speech either…" "Hello, I am Dr. Singh. Don't worry, I was your mom's doctor for all you kids. 5 now, right?" "Correct." "So, did she say she is going to need me again?" He finished with a laugh, as if he was kidding, but I know my mom, Toby most likely won't be the youngest Duncan… On my mom and dad's side anyways, not as in like, counting my kids… "Oh trust me, if my calculations are right, you'll see her at LEAST once more… No sarcasm intended…" "Oh boy, not that I don't like your mom, it's just-" "She tends to scream a lot and want to be videoed?" "Uh, yeah, exactly…" "Yeah…" "Alright, I will see how many centimeters you are and if you are far along enough, I can give you epidural." "Oh! Thank the heavens!" "Okay, you are about 3 centimeters, I will get some epidural and give it to you as soon as I get it." "Yes!" "You know Teddy, in 7 more centimeters, you'll be pushing…" "I know Spence. I know… But I'm scared…" "Why?" "Because, I'm only 6 & ½ months… I worry." "It'll be just fine if I'm here with you." "Yeah, you always know what to say." "Okay, Teddy Duncan, let's see how dilated you are." "Oh, joy." I replied sarcastically. "Okay, you are 6 centimeters, Let's give you that epidural." "Yes! Finally!" He gave me the epidural, and asked me a few questions. "Well, Teddy, are you worried at all, because of the premature birth?" "Actually yes, I am." "Do you have any questions?" "Actually, a few…" "Well, let's hear 'em." "What will happen because of the premature birth?" "Well, sometimes, it's different for other women, and being you're a teen, it could be different for you. But don't worry, we'll do everything to make sure you and your babies are just fine." "Thanks Doc." Replied us both. "No problem." "Well, how much longer do you think this will be happening?" "Spence, calm down, I am the one in labor here…" "I know, but, I worry." "About?" "You." "Aww, so sweet." Now I was tearing up, stupid hormones… "No, your sweet." "Alright, this is to good to be true… What did you do?!" "Nothing! Nothing! I promise! Please don't kill me! Ahhh!" "Um, Spencer? I was just kidding…" "OH! Okay. Sorry!" "Dude, you act like you're going to die… By me." "I'm sorry, you've just been a little over the edge bitchy lately." "Okay, it's okay." We've been sitting there in the hospital for about 13 hours now… Longest 13 hours of my life… So far. "Okay, let's see how far along you are." "Okay Dr. Singh." "Okay, you're 10 centimeters… Guess what that means." "Um, it's just a false alarm and I can go home?" I guessed hopefully. I clearly knew it was time to push though. "Ha, very funny, nope. It's time, to push." "Oh! WOOHOO!" "Sarcasm?" Spencer guessed. "Sarcasm." I replied. "Alright, on the count of three, you will push as hard as you can, and do it for about ten seconds." "Okay. Spence, may I have your hand?" "Oh, cool, I get to loose hearing and fingers in the process." Spence gave me his hand and I pushed as hard as I could, causing me to grip his hand, causing me to scream bloody murder, causing his hand to be crushed, causing him to let out a girlish shriek. "AAAHHHHH!" "Okay, give another one." "AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" "You're doing great, Ms. Duncan." "You're doing awesome, babe." "AAHHHHH!" "Okay, I can see a head. Give a couple more and the first will be out." "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH !" That scream I think the whole hospital could hear… And to top it all off, I think Spence just lost his hearing and his felling in his right hand… Oops. "And meet your beautiful baby girl."
I laughed while writing most of this, Spencer, you dork. Anywho, who wants to review? I think/hope this was a longer one...