This chapter goes out to karatekid1018 who suggested the idea. Hopefully you like it. As usual Blaine is in Bold and Kurt is in Italics.
No more Monday! Yay!
Until next week.
Way to kill my buzz B.
Sorry Kurt, continue.
*jumps up and down on the sofa* No more Monday, no more Monday!
So you are excited about that then?
No, what ever gave you that idea?
Perhaps the whole re-enacting Tom Cruise's sofa jumping debacle had something to do with it?
Yes, well subtlety was never my forte.
Eh, it's over rated.
You only say that because you are completely clueless. Therefore subtlety is lost on you.
I am not! It is not!
Oh, ah, I think you are. Look at how long it took you to figure out how you felt about me?
Am I ever going to live that down?
Let me think about it….
No.
I didn't think so.
6589 awesome point to you good sir!
What for?
For agreeing with me. Keep it up and you'll have so many points you won't know what to do with them.
How many points do I have?
According to me 21156!
Oh, that's a lot!
Not really. I have 3,197,854.2
.2? How'd you get .2 of a point?
I made Finn breakfast a few weeks back, bacon and eggs and croissants. He loved it and gave me awesome points, but then I said he was eating like a pig so he deducted some.
Have you cashed your points in yet?
No, I am saving them for when I screw up badly and need Finn to cover for me.
Oh good idea? What kind of screw up?
I don't know, if I get pregnant or something.
It would be hard to cover that up.
Not in the beginning, but then when it became more obvious, I would get Finn to say that I died in a freak nail gun incident while I take off to Canada.
And where would I be?
Right beside me honeybun!
Aw, you're so sweet. So what do I do if I want to cash in my points?
Are you sure you want to do that?
Yes.
Because once you decided to redeem them you can't talk it back.
That's fine.
Okay so what do you want to use them on?
I want to take you on a date…
B. That's sweet but we go on dates all the time. You can't use your point on me.
I can and I will. It will be a surprise date, you won't know anything about it.
Nothing at all?
Well all you need to know is that you will be giving me a massage. Nothing naughty, just a massage.
Okay.
Okay?
Yeah. So when is this date?
Now, see you in 5.