It's that time again. Some of you may have noticed that I generally write and upload at work. Oops! Ah well, when inspiration strikes what can you do? I still don't own Glee or anything else mentioned in this chapter. As usual the gorgeous Blaine is in Bold and the beautiful Kurt in Italics.
Coffee…
Coffee!
Kurt want Coffee!
Blaine get Kurt Coffee?
I didn't know you became a cave man without caffeine.
It's a little known fact.
: ) Hi babe.
Hey B. How are you on this fine Ohio morning?
Kurt, it's raining. I am fine though.
Only fine? You should be great!
But it's RAAAAIIIINING!
Yes it is, but it's also Saturday!
That is true, and Saturday definitely out trumps rain! Thanks Kurt.
I wish that I could see you this weekend.
I know me too, but I am grounded so…
I can't believe they grounded you.
Well I was 45 minutes outside of curfew.
I guess so. Still sucks though.
I know babe, I'm sorry.
It's fine, it's only for 2 days, and I get to see you on Monday.
Did you get in trouble for being late home?
Yeah, I have to help out at the garage tomorrow.
That's not so bad.
No, not at all, I'll get to spend time with Dad. Don't tell him I am looking forward to it though.
Your secret is safe with me.
Does that go for all secrets?
It sure does.
Hmm! What if I told you that I was secretly an assassin who was sent to Dalton to kill you, but as soon as I lay eyes on you I fell in love?
Aww, cute! Is that the truth?
Yes.
Are you still going to assassinate me?
No.
Is somebody else going to?
No, I bought your freedom.
Do you still work as a hit man?
On occasion; but not as much as I used to.
I won't tell anyone.
Wow you are a good secret keeper. What if I told you that the Twilight series was loosely based on my life?
That would be unfortunate, but still I will say nothing.
What's wrong with Twilight?
Glistening vampires creep me out.
And the whole day walker thing. Thankfully it's very loosely based on my life.
How so?
Well, um Edward Cullen was a human and I am a human. Also we both have two arms and two legs.
The similarities are mind boggling.
I know. They don't end there but that is all I can think of right now.
Not good on the spot huh?
Not without coffee.
I would get you a coffee if I could.
I know you would B. Or I could stop being so lazy and get it myself.
Looks like that maybe your only option. Not that I am calling you lazy or anything.
RELAX BLAINE. It's fine, I know what you mean.
How do you know me so well?
Easy, I am your best friend.
That's true.
And you are mine.
I am?
Yes you are.
What about Mercedes?
You kind of demoted her.
Oh. I feel bad.
Don't feel bad. She's my best non-boyfriend friend.
Oh okay that makes sense.
Are you just agreeing with me?
Sure.