It's only been five minutes of walking and Saya was already driving us insane. She was trying to order people around and the whole time flirted with Sasuke (not that it really worked). No one liked how she was acting and everyone wanted to handle her in certain ways. Sakura wanted to punch her using chakra, Naruto was trying really hard not to use Rasengan, Kakashi was blocking her out by reading his perverted book, and Sasuke…well he was the worst. He held the impulse to use Chidori and slice her with his sword. Personally, I wanted to rip her heart out, blow up her body, and set the heart on fire. Yeah, I was pissed.

"I'm tired. Sasuke can you carry me?"

"No."

"But I'm royalty!"

"I don't care. You're annoying."

"Naruto will you carry me?"

"Huh? What?"

"SOMEONE CARRY ME!"

Yup, this was basically it the whole time.

"Why won't anyone carry me?" she whined again. I growled a bit before taking out my dragon fan and lifting her into the air using wind.

"Do you still want to be carried," I said calm but harsh. She shook her head in fear and I dropped her before we all continued walking like nothing happened. Kakashi walked next to me and patted me on the head, but it wasn't long until Saya began talking again with that annoying high pitched voice of hers.

"Sasuke you're so hot and strong! You should be my prince when we reach my kingdom."

"Hell. No."

She scoffed. "Why not? I'm beautiful with my golden locks of hair and ocean blue eyes."

"Well you just described Naruto, which is even more of a reason to not want you."

"HEY!"

I chuckled at that. "Should've seen that coming."

"Sasuke love me!"

"I love someone else. Geez will you just leave me alone," he said sighing. He should be use to this with his fan girls.

Sakura came up to Naruto and I. "Is this how I used to be?"

"Yup," we said in unison. Even Kakashi responded to that one.

"I am so sorry."

"WHO IS THIS GIRL YOU LOVE? I bet she's not as pretty as me."

"Is she still talking?" I asked as Sasuke walked up to me smirking. I smiled as he kissed me on the lips while Saya screamed seeing I was the one he referred to.

"You should love me Sasuke! I'm a princess," she said batting her eyelashes.

"Yeah well you're an annoying spoiled princess who's just asking to get killed by the ninja hired to protect her. Yami on the other hand is my childhood friend turned girlfriend and future wife who knows how to protect herself and is the strongest person I know. Do I need to give other reason because I have plenty?"

I smiled brightly at him. "Awww you're so good to me!"

"Anytime," he said kissing my forehead.

Saya just continued to fume and rant about how she and Sasuke should be together while we kept walking. This went on for two more freaking hours. Everyone did the best they could to ignore her but we were all losing our patience.

"What rank are you five?" Wow she finally asked a useful question.

Kakashi spoke up. "I'm a Jonin, former Anbu Black Ops, Sakura, Naruto, and Sasuke are Chunnin, and Kurayami is an Anbu Black Ops captain."

"How can Kurayami be an Anbu? She's a girl, she should be weak. Same for Sakura even though she's a bit lower than Kurayami."

We all stopped in our tracks and looked at Saya in shock. I wasn't shocked by the insult exactly though. I turned to Sakura. "Was she just sexist about her own gender?"

"I think she is," she said nodding.

"Women are supposed to be charming ladies who take care of the house, the husband, and the family while ruling with an iron fist. How can you subject yourself to being a ninja?"

I let Sakura answer that one. I think the boys wanted to keep silent. "What century are you in? Females are much more empowering and don't need to be subjected to being a housewife. Kurayami and I are ninja because THIS is our way of protecting the ones we love. We refuse to be weak in any aspect and you should respect your gender more if you plan on living a fulfilling life."

Saya rolled her eyes. "Who raised you like that? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!"

"Which is obviously why you need ninja to guard you on your way to your kingdom instead of being able to defend yourself," I said blankly. She shut up fast after that.

"You just prove to me more and more why I love you," Sasuke said smiling.

"It's what I do."

Sasuke's POV

Yami sure knows how to stand up to people. She could've easily cursed out Saya or threatened her, but she was calm the whole time with complete harsh honesty. I'm actually surprised she didn't flip out on her and kept calm.

While Yami walked ahead of us, Saya decided to continue to talk (complain) about what she said to her.

"Why didn't you stop her?"

Kakashi shrugged. "I'm not messing with Kurayami."

"If she didn't do that I would've knocked you out cold," Sakura replied.

Naruto nodded. "I was gonna use Rasengan."

"I wanted to stab you with Chidori."

She pouted. "What kind of body guards are you? She could've killed me if she wanted to!"

"Well, you're not exactly giving a good reason not to. You're on all of our hit lists," I said bored. Does this girl ever know when to stop?

"I don't see why you love her," she said crossing her arms.

"I'm not explaining it again and I don't care if you don't understand. I do, end of story. Now shut the hell up before all of us kill you before we even reach the kingdom."

She shut up after that, even though eventually we ended up setting up camp for the night. I didn't even notice it become dark outside because our whole time was spent arguing with her royal pain in the ass. She did become more of a pain when Kakashi cooked the fish he caught for us, saying how it was "disgusting" but Yami shut her up easily by responding, "Eat or starve; your choice because we don't care."

"All right everyone. We need to establish tent arrangements and watch shifts. Every three hours should be good enough with me as first watch," Kakashi said standing.

"I CALL A TENT WITH SASUKE!"

"Uhhh I'll take second watch and be in a tent with Kakashi sensei. Sakura and Saya can share then obviously Kura and Sasuke. Sorry Sakura," Naruto said sheepishly.

"I'll try my best not to kill her. Third watch for me I guess."

Yami sighed. "I'll take the last watch then just stay up."

"Are you sure about that," I said glancing at her.

"Yeah, it's not hard for me to stay up. No biggie."

"I wanted to be with Sasuke…."

Someone please save us from this witch.