I have no idea where this chapter came from. I don't own Glee. Blaine is in Bold and Kurt in Italics.
Happy birthday to yooou!
Happy birthday to yoooooou!
Happy birthday dear Kuuurrrrrt.
Happy birthday to yooou!
Thanks, but B. it's not my birthday.
I know.
Then why are you singing happy birthday to me?
Because it's your birthday in 4 months.
Yes it is.
4 months today! Kurt it's your birthday 2/3 aversary.
?
2/3 of the year has gone since your last birthday.
Yes it has, but I still go get the big deal B.
It's something that my Mum used to do every 4 months after my birthday she'd announce it to me at breakfast and sing happy nearly birthday.
Happy nearly birthday?
Yeah.Happy nearly birthday to yoooou! Actually it's silly forget I said anything. How are you?
It's not silly. Unusual? Yes. But also really, really cute. You're so cute Blaine.
You don't think it's dumb?
I don't think anything you do is dumb. As long as you don't buy me nearly birthday presents every 4 months.
Why not?
Because with all the time that we will be together you would be broke by the end.
Really? How long to you intend us to be together Mr. Hummel?
Always.
Hmmm, you are right that's a lot of little gifts. So what do you want for your birthday?
Seriously B? It's 4 months away.
Only 4 months the time will fly.
I will love whatever you get me – within reason. Other than Christmas and Birthdays gift shouldn't be expected.
And Valentine's Day!
I thought you hated Valentine's Day now.
No, I met this guy who kind of made it work while.
Wow me too.
Do tell….
Well is name is Spencer and he is a body builder from El Paso. Everyone calls him Jug because he is very smart.
He has been arrested twice for urinating in public and I have never had a conversation with him that lasts longer the 4 minutes and 32 seconds.
Sounds dreamy.
Oh he is. He just gets me ya know?
That's very important.
It is. So tell me about your guy.
His name is Austin and he only speaks in rhyming couplets. He has a pet peacock which follows him around everywhere. He only addresses people by their surnames including me.
He travels everywhere on a Penny Farthing and he wears a top hat and tails all the time.
Intriguing.
He's so wild!
He seems like it. Especially with the whole rhyming couplets things.
Yeah, it's retro chic.
That's all the rage at the moment.
I know this guy Kurt told me.
How can we spend an entire text conversation talking about nothing?
It's a gift!
It sure is. There's never a dull moment with you Mr. Anderson.
Or you Mr. Hummel esquire. Too formal?
A little.
Sorry.