Another chapter coming at you. I am look at winding this puppy up pretty shortly – as much as it pains me to do so. Blaine is in Bold and Kurt is in Italics. I don't own Glee. Rated M for insulations and mentioning sex and I'm paranoid.
Agreed?
Agreed!
Okay so no matter how hard it gets when I'm in New York and you're here we won't break up and we'll talk as much as we can.
Definitely. Breaking up because it gets a little hard is just stupid. By the way I am treating this as a legally binding contract.
Fine with me B.
Great. Can we talk about something else now, this conversation is depressing. : (
I know but it needed to be done.
It did. And now that it's done let's talk about something more upbeat.
Okay like what?
I don't know.
Hey you suggested we change topics so you have to choose what we talk about.
Alright then. What are your plans for the weekend?
I'm spending the weekend with you aren't I?
Yeah you are. I just wanted to see if you remembered.
Cheeky. Of course I remember I have been looking forward to it all week.
Me too. You have no idea.
Oh I think I have some idea.
No really you have NO IDEA!
What are you planning Mr Anderson.
I don't know what you are talking about Mr Hummel. What kind of guy do you think I am?
I know exactly what kind of guy you are.
Do tell!
You are my lovely dapper, ex warbler little gentleman.
Hey cut down on the little.
I meant your height.
Why does everyone make fun of my height?
Because you are short, you're like pocket sized. Oh! You could live in my pocket.
You'd need a pretty big pocket. Mind you the Blue Cardigan of yours has big pockets and it's cozy.
See you could live in there.
I'll think about it.
You're not short Blaine, you're the perfect height.
Why thank you Sir. You are just perfect really.
No I'm not.
For me you are.
See what I mean, always a gentleman.
I try.
Well you're not always a gentleman. After opening night at your house you said some pretty ungentlemanly things. Very undapper.
I don't remember you complaining.
I'm not complaining at all. I quite liked it.
Kurt Hummel are you saying that you like dirty talk?
Yes I am.
Wow. Where'd my baby penguin go?
BABY PENGUIN HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!
I can see that.
It's all your fault you know.
How so?
Well if you weren't so amazing, gorgeous and sexy I would still be that little baby penguin.
I regret nothing.
I didn't think you would. So about this weekend…?
Yeeeeeesssss!
What are we doing?
Yeeesssss!
Blaine!
Yeeess!
Stop it!
Sorry. ;D
What are we doing this weekend?
It's a surprise.
Hmmm!
You'll like it. You like the flowers didn't you?
I loved the flowers.
Then you have nothing to worry about. I know you Kurt, I know what you like.
Romance? I like romance and Lady Gaga.
Yes you do.
Wait! Is Lady Gaga coming to your house and singing Bad Romance to us?
Yes.
No.
Oh, you got my hopes up for a second.
It's really hard to tell if you are joking or not via text.
B. Do you really think that I honestly thought Lady Gaga would be at your house?
Well she does love her fans.
That's true she does.
So it is plausible that Lady Gaga would attend a portion of weekend to perform a song for one of her loyal fans.
Plausible? Yes.
I win.
Very mature Blaine.
Thank you, thank you *bows repeatedly.*
Well done you. I should go to bed it's late.
Nooooo please stay and talk to me.
B. I am tired and I have a busy day tomorrow.
Okay. Good night.
Sweet dreams honey.
I'll see you tomorrow and then off to my house for the weekend!
Can't wait.
!
I love you.
Love you too babe.
Wow I kind of want to know what happens on their weekend. Let me know if you do to and I will wipe something up. Thanks.