Madagascar Goes to Rio

Chapter 2

Alex woke up and saw that they were still flying; he turned around and saw Marty reading an old magazine, Gloria eating some fruit, and Melman was looking out the window.

Alex: "Did the Penguins say if we'll be landing yet?"

Marty: "Nah, they just mentioned a few islands we passed."

Gloria: "I hope we're almost there; I can't wait to see all our old friends again!"

Alex: "I'm going to talk to them."

Alex got out of his seat and walked into the pilot's area. He opened the door and saw Kowalksi looking at the amount of fuel, Rico steering the plane, and Skipper complimenting his hula girl.

Alex: "Yeah, when will we be landing?"

Skipper: "Woah! What are you doing here? This is for Penguins only!"

Alex: "Look can you pick up the pace or something?"

Kowalski: "We're flying at the normal speed for a plane."

Alex: "Well make it go faster or something, or I'll go psycho on you!"

Rico put the plane on auto pilot and turned around with his flippers in the position of being ready to fight. Skipper put his right flipper out in a manner meaning to stand down and he said, "We've beaten things far more dangerous than you lion; things that would make you wet yourself!"

Alex just gave up and went back to his seat. Mort, Maurice, and Julian were the back of the plane that they said was "First class" and they were watching black and white films of old planes crashing. Julian and Maurice were laughing hard while Mort was terrified as he held on to his tail.

Julian suddenly said, "Mort be good and pass me a shrimp." Mort gave him the shrimp and said, "King Julian, can we put on something else?" Julian then yelled, "No Mort! Maurice, tell Mort why we shall not turn this off!" Maurice sighed as he was annoyed and said, "Only the king can decide what to watch because he is royalty." Mort smiled and chuckled saying, "Okay; you are the greatest King Julian!" Julian smiled and said, "Thank you Mort!" Then he put his chin on his hand and said, "When will this stupid democratic fad thing end?" Maurice took a napkin and wiped some sauce off of Julian's chin and said, "Oh just try to tune it out and it'll be over in no time."

In the cockpit

Skipper was looking out the window while Kowalski turned around to notice that a large red light on the ceiling was blinking and making the sound of an alarm.

Kowalski: "Skipper look!"

Skipper turned around to see the blinking light.

Skipper: "Analysis."

Kowalski: "Based on previous experience, I would say it is a large red light and siren, purposely built to identify something dangerous, like a malfunction of some sort."

Skipper: "And yet it is still pretty and hypnotic at the same time!"

Kowalski: "Indeed sir."

Skipper: "Rico fix it!"

Rico showed no emotion as he vomited up a wrench and thought for a moment, and then he threw it at the light, breaking it.

Skipper: "Excelente!"

Kowalski: "Sir, the engines may have failed!"

Skipper: "What makes ya say that?"

Kowalski: "We've lost the wings!"

They all looked at the wings on the side to see they started to slow down.

Kowalski: "And the blades are no longer rotating or on fire."

They looked at the helicopter blades of the plane to see they weren't moving.

Skipper: "Better buckle up!"

Kowalski and Rico put their seatbelts on and Private took off his steward outfit and sat with Rico.

Skipper put the hula girl in a cabinet and said, "In here doll, this is gonna get ugly." He took the microphone and said, "Attention passengers, this is your captain speaking, I have good news and bad news. The good news is we'll be landing shortly." They were all happy to hear this. Then Skipper says, "The bad news is, we're going to crash in the process."

The plane started falling out the sky and Marty, Gloria, Melman, and Alex held on to their seats and started to scream. The nose of the plane started to face down as it continued to fall towards the ocean. Mort and Maurice were holding on to the arm of the chair in fear; Julian was laughing like they were on a ride.

Julian: "It's more fun when you put your arms up like this!"

The door flew open and Maurice and Julian went flying out but Mort grabbed a rope that Maurice was holding on to with Julian in his other hand.

Julian: "It's even more fun when you let your entire body go into the air!"

Mort pulled them in and Maurice grabbed the door and closed it tightly.

Meanwhile

Alex, Gloria, Marty, and Melman were terrified that they could die. Alex suddenly yelled, "Why does this happen every time we try to get back to New York!" Melman moved his head near Alex and yelled, "Maybe the universe doesn't want us to go back home!" Gloria turned to Melman and yelled, "No matter what happens, I still love you Melman!" Melman yelled, "I feel the same way Gloria!"

A few minutes later

They went through some clouds and saw the ocean and a beach nearby; Skipper turned around and said, "You know I'm not in the mood for fish right now, Rico head for the land." Rico turned the wheel and they started smoothly gliding over the water and they passed a beach where people saw them pass over head. The plane was moving toward the jungle and Skipper told Rico, "You want to kiss the ground like it's your girlfriend, nice and gently." The plane was moving over some buildings and the landing gear hit one and came off and Skipper said, "I said 'kiss it'!"

The plane went into the jungle and the trees took off the wings and the helicopter blades and part of the sealing and walls while everyone was screaming except for the penguins, the chimps, and Julian.

Maurice and Mort were holding on to the chair as the rest of their bodies were blowing in the wind; Julian was holding on to Maurice's tail saying, "This plane ride just gets better and better!" The chimps, Phil and Mason, were having tea and crumpets; Phil said something in sign language and Mason said, "Yes, I saw that movie too."

The ground curved upward as the plane started to move up a mountain. The plain went back into the air as if it went up a ramp and Skipper yelled, "Activate emergency landing!" Kowalski and Rico deployed parachutes in their seats and private deployed one the tail fin, then the plane gently floated onto the ground.

Gloria, Alex, Marty, and Melan were still terrified about what had just happened and they slowly walked out of the plane.

Kowalski: "Skipper, we've made a successful landing but the plane is in no shape to fly."

Skipper: "Well we can fix that easily! Great work everyone; we are still the world's only flying penguins."

They all started high fiving each other.

Alex: "Hey birds! What about the plane, this is the second time you broke it!"

Skipper: "We'll fix it."

Alex: "How?"

Skipper: "Same way we did before. Spit, grit, and a whole lot of monkeys."

Mason: "Yes, that won't happen this time; we are going to sit this one out."

Skipper: "You will help us! We should have it fixed in…"

A turned to Kowalski who showed him his abacus and said, "Six to nine days."

Alex: "Sixty-nine days?"

Skipper: "No, six TO nine days."

Marty came and asked, "Hey, where are we?"

Skipper: "Kowalski."

Kowalski started measuring the distance from where they started on the map and he moved the balls on his abacus and said, "Somewhere on the coast of Brazil."

Skipper: "I can live with that as long as we're not in Denmark."

Private: "Why Denmark?"

Skipper didn't answer, but slapped Private across the face and turned back to the others.

Skipper: "You larger mammals keep out of our hair until we've finished our work."

Alex, Marty, Melman, and Gloria walked into the jungle while Skipper started to give orders to Private, Kowalski, and Rico. Little did they know that they were being watched by a lobster that had binoculars. He walked away and went to the beach and into the water; when deep under water, he pushed a rock that revealed a secret entrance. He went in and came out of the pool of a secret underground metal base. Lobsters were everywhere, typing on computers, manning large machines, and guarding the hallways. The lobster went into a room and started talking to a dolphin that was saying, "Yes, not long now, then my rule will be certain." The lobster walked up to him and said, "Doc, we got a problem." The dolphin turned around to show that he had a robot eye and an electric scooter that had a boll instead of wheels and he said, "What is it red one, can't you see I'm busy plotting?" The lobster told him, "Skipper and the Penguins are here; I just saw them in the jungle!" The dolphin was shocked and said, "What? I thought they were on Madagascar!" The lobster said, "I guess they got off, cause I also saw those other animals from the Central Park Zoo." The dolphin said, "Ah, Marty and their other larger mammal friends. Well do something! It's bad enough that those wretched are becoming suspicious, but now those flightless birds are here! Eliminate this threat at once!" The lobster replied, "Ay ay sir." The lobster turned around and left and the dolphin said, "Those Pen-gu-ins will not interfere with my plans; and neither will their quadruped friends or any of those Brazilian birds. I will be victorious or my name's not…" He pushed a button on his scooter, which caused a deep recorded voice to say, "DR. BLOWHOLE!"