Sorry, sorry, sorry. It's been too long. I have been working on other stories. I will always come back to this one, for some reason it calls to me. Blaine is in Bold and Kurt is in Italics. I don't own Glee.
This Glee club meeting sucks.
Tell me about it.
Why aren't we allowed to sit together again?
Think about it Kurt.
?
All coy now are we?
Maybe?
Let me refresh your memory. In our last meeting we were sitting together, do you remember that?
Sounds vaguely familiar.
Vaguely familiar? Kurt Hummel I am hurt.
I am sorry B :) Please continue…
We were all nice and cozy listening to Rachel belt out another song.
Yes, we were weren't we?
Yeah. Suddenly out of nowhere I feel fingers groping my lower back.
Groping really?
Uh-huh! Then said hands began to tickle me.
The nerve of some people's hands.
That's what I thought. That and 'I wish I wasn't so ticklish.'
B. I like this story. What happened?
Well just as Rachel was singing the final chorus I could handle the torture anymore.
Blaine did you cry?
Worse Kurt, so much worse. I laughed, cackled really.
Oh dear.
It gets worse. The fingers continued their assault. I was screeching with laughter. Let's just say that Rachel and Mr Shue were not impressed with me or you.
Moi?
Oui.
I couldn't help it B. I am sorry. It's all my fault that we can't sit together.
Yes it is. ;) But I still love you.
Well that's something. I love you too. It was just too good of an opportunity to resist. If it's any consolation you put up a good fight.
Thanks. Is Rachel done yet?
Almost. I love her to bits but it would be nice if someone else could sing for a change.
I agree. Oh look Tina's going to sing.
Yay. Let's watch shall we.
Indeed. Let's!
She is amazing.
She really is. I have an idea.
Okay. Will this involve us getting arrested, breaking out of jail and being on the run for the rest of our lives. I don't look good in orange B. and I hate running.
I don't think it will, if we play our cards right. We should give Tina a standing ovation at the end of her song.
Oh, that's a great idea.
So are we doing this?
Hell yeah!
I can't believe people joined in!
Well I know Mike would.
Yeah! That's a give in. What's the screaming and whooping really necessary though?
Oh it was totally needed. Some of my best work.
Rachel's going to hate us you know.
I know. Tina was amazing though, she deserved it. She should get more songs.
She should. So should you.
B. I'd love more solos. Hell I'd love one solo with New Directions at competition level but it won't happen.
One day they will wake up and see how fucking amazing you are Kurt.
I hope so.
They will. Trust me. Anyway I already know how amazing you are.
Aw shucks. You're pretty amazing too honey.
Amazing how?
We are not doing this right now.
Why not Kuuuuuurrrrtttt?
Because Mr Shue is looking right at me. Thankfully I am an expert touch texter.
Aww, come one Kurt. Tell me why I am amazing.
No.
Tell me why you loooove me.
No.
*Does puppy eyes*
*Does bitch please look*
Please don't hurt me.
Oh I could never hurt you.
Much.
Kurt I'm scared. Hold me!
I can't because I am sitting next to Mercedes not you. :(
Well make it a Chinese whispers hug. You hug Mercedes who hugs Sam, who hugs Tina who hugs Mike, who hugs Rory, who hugs me. Everybody wins.
Except that I don't get to hug you.
Well no, but you get to hug Mercedes. I lose out here I get to hug Rory.
Hey! What's wrong with Rory?
He's not you ;)
You are such a sweet talker.
That I am.
3 minutes until Glee is over.
! Wanna get a coffee afterwards.
Of course. Lima Bean?
Is there anywhere else?
Nowhere with amazing super comfy seats, and loyalty cards and staff that know our names and orders.
Lima Bean it is then.
Yay!
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