This chapter is dedicated to My-Psycho-Alter-Ego. I hope you like it and that I did your idea justice. I still don't own Glee or any of the songs or artists mentioned. Blaine is in Bold and Kurt in Italics. Enjoy and please review.
Hello, hello baby you called I can't hear a thing.
Really Kurt, really?
Blaine?
Yes baby.
Did you know that I'm your biggest fan?
Aw baby that's sweet.
I'll follow you until you love me.
Don't!
Papa-paparazzi!
It's on! KATY PERRY is better then Lady Gaga.
What? But you like Lady Gaga?
I do like Lady Gaga but I LOVE KATY.
Seriously?
Yip.
Seriously?
Uh-huh.
Seriously Blaine! She had cupcake boobs. C.U.P.C.A.K.E B.O.O.B.S
Granted that what a baaaaad idea. But Lady Gaga wore a meat dress. A frickin meat dress Kurt.
She is fashion forward. Much like myself.
You are fashion forward, SHE is insane. She could have fed struggling family for 3 weeks on that meat. Imagine if some cats and dogs were around. They'd have a field day.
Well Lady Gaga has a Royal Title.
?
She's a LADY Blaine.
Wow clutching at straws aren't we?
Slightly, but she is still superior to Katy.
I don't think that someone singing songs about taking rides on disco sticks could be better then K.P.
Katy sang a song about getting her mack on with an extraterrestrial!
You can't help who you fall in love with Kurt aannnnnd Gaga sung a song about loving Judas.
You love that song.
I do. You love Teenage Dream : )
Not fair!
What's not fair?
You can't mention Teenage Dream.
Why not?
Because you sang it to me. I fell for you when you sang it to me.
Aw! You're so cute. Even though you love Gaga.
You don't get to call her Gaga! Only her fans get to call here Gaga.
I am a fan. I just like Katy better.
If you like Katy so much they why don't you marry her.
I don't want to marry her.
Kurt I don't want to marry her.
Hello?
Baby.
Kuuuuuuuuuuurt!
Kurt Hummel!
Lady Gaga's better. Lady Gaga's better. Lady Gaga's better. Lady Gaga's better. Lady Gaga's better. Lady Gaga's better. Lady Gaga's better. Lady Gaga's beeeeeeettrrrrrrrer!
Compelling argument. But I have to disagree.
Lady Gaga's better.
Katy Perry had 5 number one hits in 1 album.
Lady Gaga's better. She is our generations Madonna.
Exactly, it's been done before. She's not original.
Take. That. Back!
Never!
Kurt?
Yes?
Are we going to break up because of Katy Perry and Lady Gaga?
Maybe.
!
No B. We aren't going to break up over Lady Gaga and Katy Perry.
Phew. Kurt?
Yes?
Katy Perry's better! Muahahahahahaahaahahaaa! Good Night. Xxoo
That's it! Please note that I like both Katy and Gaga. The opinions expressed are those of Kurt and Blaine. If you are going to sue anyone sue Blaine. I am pretty sure his family a loaded. Please review and feel free to make suggestions.