Madagascar goes to Rio
Chapter 4
With the Penguins
The three smugglers were driving through the jungle in their jeep and Skipper was watching with some binoculars and said, "Operation Smuggler Trap shall commence!" The Penguins were wearing camouflage and Private said, "This will be good!" Skipper then pointed to the road the jeep was driving on and said, "Private, to your station!"
Private walked into an X they had on the ground; the car hit Private and stopped immediately. When Private fell down he cracked an egg on the ground with the yolk behind his head, put ketchup on his stomach, put a bone under his flipper, and started twitching like he was dead. Marcel and the other two came out and looked at Private on the ground. Skipper, Kowalski, and Rico hopped into the car and started to hot wire the car.
While they did this one of the smugglers said, "Hey Marcel should we do something about this guy?" Marcel answered, "Nah, let's just move onto the side of the road."
He reached down for Private but he got up and the smugglers were both shocked and confused as he slid on his belly under them and jumped into the car.
They got it started and Skipper said, "Reverse! Gas! Music!" Rico put the stick in reverse, Private pushed down on the gas pedal, and Kowalski played a song on the radio.
They drove in reverse away from the smugglers who were trying to catch them, but soon realized they couldn't run fast enough. The Penguins were high fiving each other when they heard a voice say, "What is this horrible music!"
Then from the passenger seat emerged the evil cockatoo, Nigel. He was eating a chicken leg and when he saw them he took a bite out of it and threw it away. He flew towards them angrily hissing. Five seconds later he went through the windshield breaking it while yelling, "Aaaaaahhhh!" He then hit Marcel in the face and knocked him down.
The Penguins looked through the broken windshield and Skipper said, "Nice work Private; I was impressed!" Private happily said, "Thank you Skipper, I've been working on that!"
Marcel got up and they watched the Penguins drive away in their car.
Nigel: "You flightless birds will regret that! But first I must rid the world of that pesky male cerulean bird!"
Meanwhile
Blu, Jewel, Abby, Leo, and Bryan were leading their new larger mammal friends to a high deck with tourists watching the jungle. Alex started climbing one of the poles supporting the deck and he grabbed the wires with a sign that said "Do not feed the animals". He climbed up and people saw him and started taking photos of him. Gloria, Melman, and Marty were looking up wondering what he was doing while Blu and his family were standing on a tree branch that was high enough to where they could look down at Alex and the humans.
Alex looked at them and happily said, "Yeah, do you guys think you could give us a hand?" Then some old lady stopped taking pictures and looked at him angrily saying, "It's you!" Alex recognized her and said, "You!" Then the old lady replied, "It's the bad kitty!"
The old lady punched Alex in the face three times and he nearly fell off the deck; he grabbed the edge and pulled himself onto it and started screaming as he started to fight her. She kicked him in the face and they both started punching each other repeatedly. Blu, Jewel, Bryan, Abby, and Leo were watching in shock and amazement; the five of them started covering their faces and looking away, showing that they felt what the old lady was doing had to hurt.
Leo: "Mommy, is the lion winning?"
They saw the old lady twisted Alex's arm like someone who knew karate.
Jewel: "I don't think so."
Alex was struggling to get up and the old lady was walking away, but she suddenly turned around and kicked him in between his legs.
The five blue macaws' eyes widened as they felt that had to hurt extremely. The old lady picked up her hand bag and said, "You still think and old woman can't take care of herself?" She starts to walk away and says, "Next time I won't go so easy on you!" Blu was surprised and said, "If that was going easy I'd hate to see what the worst she would do is."
Alex climbed down to the others and started to tell them about what happened between him and the old lady.
Alex: "That old lady from New York and Africa is back and she just beat me up, AGAIN!"
Blu: "You know that lady?"
Marty: "Yeah, that old lady tried to kill us back in Africa!"
Rafael flew by and overheard their conversation.
Rafael: "What are you guys talking about?"
Jewel: "Some old lady these guys know just beat up Alex!"
Rafael was surprised and flew up to see her talking with some other tourists. He looked down at them and said, "That old lady! She looks harmless. I don't even think she would be brave enough to do that."
Alex: "Trust me! She is a monster! She kicked me in the batteries!"
Marty, Melman, and Gloria went "OOOOO!"
Rafael: "Fine, I'll go take care of the 'monster old lady' for ya." He moved the feathers of his wings to make air quotes around "monster old lady".
They tried to stop him but he didn't listen; Rafael flew up to the old lady and started saying, "Hello mam, sorry to bother you but…" He stopped as the old lady punched him and sent him flying into a tree trunk and she yelled, "Bad birdie!"
Rafael was dizzy as he fell out of the tree and in front of Alex, Marty, Gloria, and Melman's feet. He looked up to see the four of them were looking at him with an expression meaning, "We told you so!"
Rafael angrily said, "Okay so she's tougher than she looks; she's not the toughest girl I've ever seen!"
Alex: "Name one woman that is either tougher or meaner than her!"
Rafael smiled and said, "You should see my wife when you make her mad."
Suddenly they heard familiar music coming from in the jungle. They walked in to see all the birds dancing on branches with Julian standing on one and dancing with Nico and Pedro next to him. Mort and Maurice were dancing on two separate branches.
Julian: "I like to move it move it,
I like to move it move it,
Ya like ta…"
Nico and Pedro: "Move it!"
Julian: "I like to move it move it,
I like to move it move it,
I like to move it move it,
Ya like ta…"
Nico and Pedro and others: "Move it!"
Julian: "I like to move it move it,
I like to move it move it,
I like to move it move it,
Ya like ta…"
Nico and Pedro and others: "Move it!"
Julian: "I like to move it move it,
I like to move it move it,
I like to move it move it,
Ya like ta…"
Nico and Pedro and others: "Move it!"
Blu flew onto a branch nearby and started to dance with Jewel and Bryan, Leo, and Abby dancing on a branch in front of them.
Julian: "All the girls all over the world
Original King Julian Pon ya case man!
I love how all the girls a move their body
When you move your body,
Move it nice and sweet and sassy, alright!
Woman ya cute, and you don't need no make-up
Original cute body you a make man mud up
Woman ya cute and you don't need no make-up
Original cute body you a make man mud up
Woman! Physically Fit
Physically Fit
Physically
Physically
Physically
Woman! Physically Fit
Physically Fit
Physically
Physically
Physically
Physically"
Nico started singing the other lines: "Woman! Ya nice
Sweet Fantastic
Big Ship Pon De Ocean That A Big Titanic
Woman! Ya Nice Sweet Energetic
Big Ship Pon De Ocean That A Big Titanic
Woman! Ya nice
Sweet Fantastic
Big Ship Pon De Ocean That A Big Titanic
Woman! Ya nice
Sweet Fantastic
Big Ship Pon De Ocean That A Big Titanic
WOMAN!
I like to move it move it
I like to move it move it
I like to move it move it
Ya like to…"
Pedro and the others: "Move it!"
During the break in the lyrics Alex, Marty, Melman, and Gloria started dancing too. Maurice was doing the robot and Mort was bouncing off of his feet. And on the next lines, some parrots flew don and formed a flower and Rafael and Eva flew onto a branch between Maurice and Mort with their eighteen chicks. Rafael started dancing with Eva while their chicks were dancing in rows of nine next to them, shaking their tail feathers.
Pedro: "Woman Ya Cute And You Don't Need No Make-Up
Original Cute Body You A Mek Man Mud Up
Woman Ya Cute And You Don't Need No Make-Up
Original Cute Body You A Mek Man Mud Up
Eyeliner – Pon Ya Face
A Mek Man Mud Up
Nose Powder – on Ya Face
A Mek Man Mud Up
Pluck Ya Eyebrow
Pon Ya
Pon Ya Face A Mek Man Mud Up"
On the next lines Blu let go of Jewel and the both started shaking their tail feathers while their chicks were tapping their feet on the branch in front of them.
Julian: "Gal Ya Lipstick
On Ya Face A Mek Man Mud Up
Woman Ya Nice Broad Face
And Ya Nice Hip Make Man
Flip And Bust Them Lip
Woman Ya Nice And Energetic
Big Ship Pon De Ocean That A Big Titanic
Woman! Ya Nice
Broad Face
And Ya Nice Hip
Make Man Flip And Bust Them Lip
Big Ship Pon De Ocean That A Big Titanic – WOAH!"
On the next lines Blu started to spin around holding Jewel with Leo, Bryan, and Abby flying around them in a circle. Rafael and Eva also started to spin too and their chicks were still in straight rows of nine but they turned to them and started to bounce their heads and moved their wings in their direction. All the birds were spinning around and flew in circles to form rings. Mort also started to spin around on his head.
Julian, Nico, and Pedro: "BOP!
WOAH!
BOP!
WOAH!
BOP!
WOAH!
BOP!"
They all stopped spinning and let go of their mates and did jazz hands while yelling, "MOVE IT!"
Julian: "I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT
HE LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT
SHE LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT
WE LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT
THEY LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT
YOU LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT!"
They all started and started screaming and laughing in excitement and Blu flew to Alex and said, "Those lemur friends of yours are very fun." Alex turned and said, "Thanks, those two bird friends of yours are cool too."
Later with the Penguins
The Penguins were jumping to and from tree branches and when they stopped Skipper looked at Kowalski and said, "Kowalski, progress report!" Kowalski pulled out his abacus and said, "We've obtained all the parts we need, but without the chimps we have no thumbs." Skipper turned to Private and said, "Private, any sign of any chimps anywhere?" Private looked around and said, "No, but I do see a bunch of small monkeys."
Skipper, Kowalski, and Rico looked from behind a tree with Private and saw a bunch of marmosets having fun with stuff they took from humans. The leader was a brown one with a paper clip in his top hair; he wore a wrist watch around his waist like a belt and some gold rings on his arms like wrist bands.
Skipper: "Excellent work Private! Acquire those simians for our escape purposes!"
The Penguins climbed to the ground and started sliding on their bellies in the direction of the marmosets.