This chapter idea was suggested by Scarlet, I hope I do it justice. I don't own Glee. Blaine is in Bold and Kurt is in Italics. Enjoy! Feel free to review and/or suggest ideas.
What u up to?
Baking a soufflé. Well waiting for it to bake. You?
Plucking my pyramid shaped eyebrows in the hope that I may find a pharaoh's tomb or hidden treasure.
Ah! Blaine are you okay?
Hells yeah!
Do we have any plans for tonight? I can't remember.
Yeah. Dinner here and then a movie marathon.
What time?
Dinner's at 6.30pm.
Right. I may b a little late.
Oh okay. Can I ask why?
I am going to get Cosmetic Leg Lengthening.
What? Why?
Because I am the long lost 8th dwarf. AKA shorty dwarf.
This is one of the strangest conversations we have ever had.
I am pretty sure that I am shorter than the other seven dwarves.
Kurt?
Yes B.
Will you come with me 2 buy a step ladder so that I can reach my little dwarf bed better? Maybe I should paint myself blue and become a smurf?
What is up with you today?
Hmmm not sure. Maybe it's the fact that it's a full moon or maybe it's the fact that Tinker bell is taller than me.
Seriously are you high?
Is that supposed to be funny Kurt?
What?
Because I am not laughing!
?
Am I high? Am I high! No Kurt I am low, low because I am short. I make Gary Coleman look like Andre the Giant. Thanks 4 reminding me.
Ah… Maybe we should talk when you're not so hyper.
Why! Don't u love me anymore?
What? Of course I love you.
Because I love u Kurt. I love you so much that I have a photo board of pictures of you sleeping and shopping in my attic.
You don't have an attic.
I love u soooo much that I made a pop-up book that has ur face on every page.
That's… ah odd.
I love you so much that I have a note book that's 127 pages long and all I have written in it is ur name over and over and over again.
I love u so much that I am going to get your name tattooed in that gay Elfin script on my forehead.
Blaine. You are just being fucking creepy now.
Ok I'll stop. If u pay Santana the $50.00 I owe her. I can't find my wallet.
Sure I can do that. Will you stop then?
I will, just leave the money in the letter box.
I'm not leaving $50 in the letter box B. That's Ludacris.
Lil' John.
Sigh. I am over this. See you tonight.
Kurt! It's Blaine, I've lost my phone.
Wait I've been texting you.
What? No that's not me. Who has my phone?
I'm not sure, but I know how I can find out. ;)
Blaine! Karofsky's just shown up. He says he'll beat me up if you don't come over here RIGHT NOW!
Hey baby it's me! You okay?
Yeah. Just lied and said Karofsky was here so they'd give the phone back hehehe. Who had your phone?
Santana. Just explained it to her, she was starting to go Lima Heights adjacent.
I should have guessed when she told me that you would be late to dinner because of your leg lengthening procedure. How do I know it's you?
Ask me something only I would know.
What did we do last weekend?
We stayed at my place and watched Princess Bride and then we went swimming and you pushed me in the pool.
People might know that.
Okay um… when we are making out you make this really sexy sound when I kiss your neck. Oh and your terrified of flying insects annnd you have a cute freckle on your left hip bone ;)
Okay B. How'd she get into your phone anyway?
Ha-ha funny story, my password spells out Kurt.
That's so sweet but idiotic. Have you changed it?
Yes.
What to?
Changed it to BABY.
And there you have it. I of course don't own any of the other people mentioned in this chapter. I hope you enjoyed. Please review and request. Thanks, until next time.