Yip I am back. I keep saying to myself that I will write one more chapter and then this will end but I can't do it I am having too much fun. Even if there are only a few readers. Anyways Blaine is in Bold and Kurt in Italics. Enjoy
My phone is broken.
Really broken how?
The texty thing is playing up.
Is that a technical term?
Yes it is.
Hahaha. How is it broken?
I can only text you ;) My phone knows how much I love you.
That is so cheesy.
And my phone gets jealous if I text anyone else.
Well your phone's heart is in the right place but tell your phone that you need to be able to text other people.
I'll try.
Eddie said he'll think about it.
Eddie?
Yeah Eddie, my phones name is Eddie.
Why Eddie?
I don't know. He just looks like an Eddie.
That's crazy, you are crazy.
Like you can talk Baby, you named your laptop Smurfette.
I did. But she is blue so it makes sense.
How do you explain Betsy then?
What's wrong with Betsy?
Nothing except she is your car.
Betsy sounds badass but feminine at the same time.
It does.
Hence why Betsy is my car's name. It describes her perfectly.
Wow, you're right. The more I think about it maybe Eddie isn't really an Eddie at all.
Maybe…
Are you doing this to mess with me Kurt Hummel?
I assure you Mr Blaine ex Warbler Anderson I am NOT doing this to mess with you.
I am so conflicted right now.
It's not the first time, it won't be the last ;)
Ouch.
You know I don't mean it.
I know. But you are lucky that you're pretty.
You're prettier are.
Oh stop it, I'm blushing. You're too good to me Kurt.
Wow too good to you and pretty. However to you manage to catch me?
I ask myself that every day.
Oh B. You are AMAZING. That's how you got me, by being your amazing, oblivious, caring self. That and your super super hot and I love the way you say my name.
Thanks baby. So any idea what you are going to sing in Glee tomorrow?
None. For the first time ever I don't know what song to sing.
Wow really?
Yip.
Do you want me to come over and give you some inspiration? ;)
Yip.
Great, be there in 15.