Madagascar goes to Rio
Chapter 7
Nico and Pedro were beating on cans like drums while the lemurs were dancing.
Nico: "Party in Ipanema baby!"
Nico and Pedro: "I wanna Party!
I wanna Samba!
I wanna Party!
I wanna Samba!
I wanna Party
And live my life (My life!)
I wanna party (party!) and fly high!"
Nico: "I'm gonna fly!
Fly just like a bird!"
Julian: "But you are a bird!"
Nico: "Oh yeah you're right so let me fly just like a rocket then!"
Pedro: "Okay!"
Nico flies high into the air while singing, "Fly so high where I need to come down for oxygen!"
All: "Hey!"
Nico: "Cause once we start it baby ain't no ain't no stopping then"
All: "Hey!"
Nico: "Cause I just wanna live my life and party"
All: "Hey!"
Nico: "All I want is to be fee and rock my body!"
Pedro: "Okay!"
On the next lines Blu and Jewel were dancing with Leo, Bryan, and Abby dancing around them and Alex, Marty, Melman, and Gloria were dancing with their buts shaking, and the lemurs were doing the robot.
Nico: "Been around the world and I wanna live my life
In Rio
Cause in Rio
Cause in Rio I realize"
Nico and Pedro: "I wanna party (party)
I wanna samba (party)
I wanna party (party)
And Fly!"
Pedro: "I'm that samba samba
Master, master, master, master master,
Who shouts sound Imma get your
Blaster, blaster, blaster, blaster, blaster
You dance fast but I dance
Faster, faster, faster, faster, faster
You to slow, you need to catch up
You can dance and dance but I…"
Nico and Pedro: I wanna party (party)
I wanna samba (party)
I wanna party (party)
I wanna samba (party)
I wanna party (party) And live my life (live my life)
I wanna party (party)
And fly
(Awww) Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey (Awww)
Jewel: laya laya laya laya, laya laya laya laya laya laya laya laya
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
After they finished singing Julian said, "As your king I decree that I shall sing all wonderful and funky songs!"
Pedro kicked a mango at the back of Julian's head.
Pedro: "We don't have a king!"
Julian: "Oh really, what about the voting and democracy! I thought this was New York!"
Blu: "Rio."
Jualian: "No seriously, I thought this was New York."
Meanwhile
The Penguins were giving the marmosets orders on how to fix the plane.
Skipper: "Status!"
Mauro: "It's no use birds, we can't get this done!"
Skipper grabs Mauro and starts to slap his face repeatedly while saying, "Don't give me excuses, give me results!" He turned to Kowalski and said, "How long till we can fly?"
Kowalski watched the marmosets and just turned and shrugged, meaning he didn't know.
Skipper: "Alright; let me think." He heard a mumbling and pointed to Marcel and the smugglers who had their mouths taped shut and he said, "And shut them up!"
Rico slapped their necks knocking them out.
Later
Blu and Jewel flew into town with their kids; they went to some tourists and Leo, Bryan, and Abby started looking at them with cute faces. They went to each of the tourists who thought they were cute but then they went to the old lady that beat up Alex. She saw them and punched them all and yelled, "Bad birdies!"
Blu: "Hey you can't do that to my kids!"
Blu flew to her but she hit him with her handbag and hit him on the head with a ruler, then she spanked his but very hard and kicked him away.
Jewel: "No one does that to my family!"
Jewel flew to her and hit her in the face but she punched her. Jewel bit the old lady's finger but she punched her again. Jewel hit her hard in the mouth and the old lady went "Owe!" Then she spit out her false teeth and kicked Jewel away. The Penguins suddenly came and beat up the old lady and sent her flying into someone's car.
Blu: "Is she dead?"
The old lady got up and Skipper said, "No! We'll have to fix that!"
Rico kicked her in the face and they all left into the jungle.
The old lady cracked her neck and yelled, "You hooligans!"
What they didn't know was that Nigel and Blowhole were watching them with a secret camera. Nigel and Blowhole went into another room as they engaged in a conversation.
Dr. Blowhole: "Those blue macaw enemies shouldn't be too much trouble."
Nigel: "Good, because I know just how to get them and destroy that worthless one that defeated me!"
Dr. Blowhole: "Excellent, because I will soon share with you my evil plan that will both ruin the lives of the birds here and conquer the world for us, all at once."
Nigel: "Delicious, I have done many great evil things in my life, but I never thought of this!"
Dr. Blowhole: "Tell me, why are you so good at being evil?"
Nigel: "I used to be a handsome bird who was a star."
The lobsters shined a spot light on him and he began to sing.
Nigel: "I was striking suave, ambitious
Feet to beak, so birdi-licious
Now I'm vile, I am villain, and vicious, oh and malicious
I had it tall, a TV show, women too
I was tall, over one foot two
Then they got a pretty parakeet to fill my shoes
That's why I am so evil why I do what I do"
Lobsters: "He was superstar"
Nigel: "So young and vital"
Lobsters: "He's nasty"
Nigel: "A South-American Idol"
Lobsters: "He's a suspicious bird"
Nigel: "Who sad that about me?"
Chickens in cage being pushed by lobsters: "A very vicious bird"
Nigel: "I'll have you rotisseried!"
Nigel: "I was the king of telling novellas
The envy of all the other fellows
Then I was pushed out for a Pretty Polly parakeet from Paraguay they called Patricious
Common Paraguayan name"
Lobsters: "He's a nasty bird"
Nigel: "I'm insidious"
Lobsters: "He's ghastly"
Nigel: "Oh I'm hideous"
Lobsters: "He was a real macaw"
Nigel: "I'm a cockatoo!"
Lobsters: "An obscene bird"
Nigel: "Yeah that word's true
I'm a feathery freak
With a beak
A bird murderer
You think you're badder than me
I never heard of ya
I'm evil
I fill your cheese ball with weevils
I poop on people
And I blame on seagulls"
A seagull appears and he points to it.
Nigel: "It was him
Lobsters: "He's a nasty bird"
Nigel: "I'm invincible"
Lobsters: "He's nasty"
Nigel: "I'm unminceable
I'm un-washable
Un-rinceaple
Like an abandoned school
I have no principle
All of you Brazilian birds
All 80 million birds
I'll tell you what I'm going to do
I'm going to make you"
The lobsters singing high notes and he got angry
"Shut up now, shut up!"
"It's just me
I will make you ugly too
Ha ha ha
Did you hear how dramatic that was
With the end"
Dr. Blowhole: "Okay that was good. Truly you are quite the ally."
Nigel: "How exactly did you get that robot eye?"
Blowhole stared into space with an expression on his face as he had a flashback
Blowhole then said, "It was a hot summer at Coney Island in New York; I was performing for human children. They were going to have me jump through the…"
He pushed a button on his scooter and the deep computer voice said, "RING OF FIRE!"
Dr. Blowhole: "So I jumped through it, but I flipped in the air and my eye hit the edge and it fell on top me and into the water. I lost my eye and all of the humans laughed at me. And at that moment I swore I would get my revenge on humans everywhere!"
Nigel liked his story and he felt he could relate to this evil porpoise.
Nigel: "You and I are alike. With us working together, our foes shall parish and we shall get our revenge on the world!"
Blowhole: "Indeed, and not even the Pen-gu-ins can stop us!"