EDITED*
So people…
Pearl: It's Dragon and me…
Me: Don't forget Fang!
Fang: Sup.
Me: This is an important announcement.
Fang: Dragon will be gone today until August the 18th.
Pearl: In HAWAII!
Fang: If you are a Lissa hater, Dragon is sorry but this story isn't a Lissa bashing story. Just pretend this isn't Lissa. Cuz Dragon still wants you to read her story.
Me: I can't say it. You say it Fang.
Fang: …Fine. Dragon doesn't own these cast of characters, except Pearl.
(Lissa is very occ in forgetting and remembering)
Same day as last chapter
Max POV
I motioned for her to sit. I was curious because come on! What the fnick happened to the Lissa I knew since middle school?
"It's long so don't interrupt," she warned me. I mimed zipping my lips shut. She took a deep breath and began.
"Before I tell you the story, I have something to say. I'm here because I really want us to be friends again."
"Again?"
"Shut up. You won't remember this, but I was in your elementary school."
"No you weren't."
"Shut up. Anyways, you remember the incident right?"
I nodded. I thought me and my family were the only ones, it was so long ago.
"I was your best friend. Don't give me that look! I was until the incident when you told me you liked him. He didn't believe me when I told him, so I made you kiss him. You kissed Fang and I was jealous. I had told you on so many occasions that I had a crush on him and you still went and got some crush on him. I asked him in front of everybody what that kiss meant to him, I know you remember crystal clear what he said. Then you punched him square in the back of the head and your punches are hard. He was down like a rock."
"I didn't mean to!" I protested. "I just got rejected! I should have an excuse to punch him!"
"ANYWAYS, I then punched you for punching him and you went down. You forgot that I existed until we met again in middle school. I had transferred the day after that. He forgets that you kissed him, because you punched him. He still is uneasy around you though."
"I know. That's why I hit him. So he would forget. Cuz I had watched some soap opera with my mom about some guy forgetting what happened 5 minutes before because someone hit him I thought it would work and it did. But guess what? He's starting to remember." I said bitterly. "He's been asking me about second grade. Wait, why were you in his house?"
"I knew about the locket and I was going to show it to him to make him remember. Then you guys could like, get together and then you'd like me as a friend again for getting you guys together." She said in one breath.
"Wow. That plans has as many holes in it as swiss cheese." I noted.
"Hey, I was going to wing it along the way." Lissa defended.
"I guess I would have hated you less if that had happened." I admitted.
"Great. Anyways it's too bad he is so uneasy around you. You guys would have been so cute! Awkward much if he finds out what happened all those years ago."
"Uh huh well," I blushed. "I've liked every since I set eyes on him. It makes me so depressed that I ruined our friendship in that stupid kiss. How is he remembering?"
"I have no clue."
"Tell me the story now!" I begged.
"Fine. It starts off with a girl. A girl whose dream was to go to Harvard! And her dad said she could go on one condition: She had to act like a ditzy stupid girl. Her grades were straight a's and she volunteered at many places. "
"Why did he want you-her to act, like that?"
"The girl reminded him of his wife and her mum who died when she was four in a car accident. He wanted her to act the opposite. In case you are slow in the brain, that girl is me."
Lissa and Harvard don't belong in the same sentence. But I guess the real Lissa and Harvard do.
"It was a stupid condition. But I would do anything to please him, except I-I just-." I noticed she gulped.
"Yes?" I urged her on.
"I would do anything to make him happy. I know it hurts him what happened to mom since I feel the same, so I don't want to make things worse by getting good grades."
She said it very fast, as fast as nudge, as if saying it at that speed would make it better.
Suddenly the door burst open and speaking of the devil, Nudge stood in the doorway. She wrinkled her nose and asked, "Why is she here? She's the one that made the incident so, disastrous."
I was going to tell her the story, when Fang walked by.
"What incident?"
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