Spiderman Kiss
Based on the kiss in the 2002 movie Spider-Man, the Spiderman kiss involves kissing someone whose face is upside-down from yours, so your top lip kisses their bottom lip and vice versa.
Kurogane recently took to ignoring Fai when the mage was being especially annoying. He found this to be a wonderful tactic, far better than getting angry and yelling. Fai behaves as a child does; if no one pays attention to him, he stops acting so immature. If Kurogane doesn't yell at him and chase him, why, where's the fun in that?
"Kuro-tan," Fai sings. Kurogane, lying on the couch with a cup of tea in one hand and a book in the other, glanced over at him then returned his gaze to the words in front of him. "You've been grouchy lately," Fai informs him. "Didn't your mother ever teach you it's rude to ignore someone while they're talking to you?"
Kurogane takes another sip of his tea.
Fai's blue eyes narrow, and he leans on the arm of the couch where Kurogane's head rests. "Please talk to me. I don't like being ignored. It's lonely…" he murmurs, voice barely audible. Kurogane leans his head farther back, and suddenly he finds Fai's lips on his, top lip on bottom. Kurogane jerks up, sputtering, and Fai laughs.
Well. Maybe ignoring Fai isn't quite the best option either.