DITED*

Hey guys. I'm sick. (EDIT- Sick again today! Mar.3 2013)

Pearl: tissues are everywhere and all I hear nowadays is sniffing, coughing and sneezing

Dragon: oh hush. So yeah, I'm sick, but I manage to write this chapter in bed! Ta da! And the first part of this chapter is a little disturbing, but whatev.

Tuesday August first
One day until Hawaii

Max POV

"What is that?" I cried out, accusingly pointing a finger at the offending object. My mom was holding it and it looked scary.

"Max, it's a-"

"I know what it is! It was a rhetorical question." I shrank away from it. "Get it away from me."

"Are you telling me you've never seen it before?" Mom raised an eyebrow.

"I have, but it's god darn freaky!"

"Look Max, we're going to Hawaii. There will be pools as oceans to swim in and you get your period smack darn in the middle of it."

"Mom. I am never ever going to wear a tampon." That's right, she was holding a box of tampons.

"Max sweetie. You're old enough and-"

"Yo Max, front door was unlocked so I- what are you holding Mrs. Martinez?" it was Iggy. Oh no.

"Um, holding what?" Mom looked behind him. "Oh god what is that?"

Iggy of course turned around to look, and while he did, mom tossed the box to me, which I shoved into my room.

"Nothing. Sorry I though I saw a spider." Mom smiled. "I'll leave you guys alone."

"Thanks mom!" I wave and mouth, "you're lucky you thought of that!"

"Bye Mrs. Martinez!" Iggy says.

"Max, I need to talk to you." He wrings his hands.

"Um sure, let's to in my room," I take his hand and pull him into my room, shutting the door behind me. "What is it?" I asked curiously.

"Fangknowsaboutgradetwoandtha tyouguyswerefriendsandyeah."

"Hold the phone," I put my hands up. "Fang knows about grade two that we were friends and yeah?"

"Yeah..." Iggy bit his lip. "And I might've confirmed it instead of doing plan b."

Plan b was to be put in action if Fang ever remembered. Iggy was supposed to scoff and say, "you and Max? Friends? She kissed you? That never happened, are you sick?" The plan wasn't perfect, but it was supposed to be put into action.

"You didn't do plan b? That took forever to plan!"

"Um, yeah, all of two minutes." Iggy raised an eye row. "Are you mad at me?"

"Mad? I'm furious! Now we can't be friends ever. Again! Why didn't you do plan b! I am so pissed at you Iggy!" I yell.

He just blinks then leans over and hits me right on the head.

"What was that for?!" I yell.

"Sorry, I thought you'd forget about this." He says sheepishly.

I just facepalmed. "Really?"

"Yeah. Sorry, I thought it'd work again. Hey, is that a box of tampons?"

Iggy POV

As I walked out of Max's room, more like ran since she threw the box at me, I contemplated Fang and Max as a couple. I opened my front door to my house and collapsed on the couch.

Fang and Max wouldn't be a very good couple. Fang would love her too much, and probably do something stupid and break her heart. Something like I dunno, leave her for her safety or something. Max would most certainly avoid all sappy romance and all that mush.

I didn't want Max's heart broken. I admit, I used to like her in middle school, but seeing her kick a student stupid enough to hit on her in the groin over and over just scarred me. So I was her protective best friend, and I might have to protect her from Fang. Who knows? One day he might leave her because she wasn't acting leaderly.

I grinned an evil grin, operation stop Fang and Max from kissing was going to be put into action. Technically, it had been for a while.

"Iggy?" Nudge walked out of the kitchen with a bowl of green tea ice cream. "Why are you smiling evilly?"

I just smiled wider

There it is, I tried to make this chapter longer than my last one, that one was so short I almost cried but I hope you guys know that all my chapters are in the short side.

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