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When we last left off a lot of shit was happening! Heather was about to answer the question of if she would marry Alejandro which the answer was quite obvious…

"No, I cannot marry you" Heather pulled her hand away "I don't know if I love you or I hate you!"

"But I did all this for you!" Alejandro told her "I played them all for you! For us!"

"No you didn't" Heather told him "You did it because you think you're hot….I watched the tapes!"

"Oh…." Was all Alejandro could say "You watched the show? I didn't know you watched it"

"Well I did" Heather rolled her eyes "You are a manwhore and I love you and hate you! I won't marry you but I'll meet you in the bathroom in 10 minutes!"

Heather then stormed off kicking Alejandro in the balls on the way out, Alejandro was depressed for like 2 seconds but then he saw Izzy who didn't have a boyfriend and he quickly went to seek her out because all the other girls he was flirting with were off being romanced by other men.

Cody was freaking out now, he couldn't see Noah anymore and if he couldn't see Noah he was afraid that someone like Katie or Izzy would want him! He was always so worried about Noah because Noah was an asshole and you would think that would draw them all away but they all wanted that smartass bookworm! However Cody was busy with his own problems now! He was pretending to hate the current situation he was in even though he secretly liked it.

"Sierra! Stop it!" Cody told her as they were backed up in the corner of a random wall "Don't unbutton my pants….."

"Uh…I wasn't unbuttoning your pants" Sierra told him "I was just trying to make out with you"

"Oh…." Cody stared blankly "I'm sorry"

"It's okay!" Sierra told him "You goofed, you can just call do over on that line!"

"Okay, that was embarrassing" Cody confessed and tried again "Sierra! Stop trying to make out with me! I don't want this to lead to molestation or a threesome with Noah or something like that!11"

"What?" Sierra asked confused "Okay, you're lucky you're cute! Maybe you shouldn't talk at all and we should just take this to a more private place…..like the only bathroom in this place!"

Sierra pulled Cody down some random hallway and stuff and started talking about their marriage they would one day have because like in most fics Sierra is an obsessive Cody freak and plus Cody was really messing up on his talking…..was he always this much of a fail? Sierra decided it didn't matter because she already had a shrine dedicated to him and it was far too late to switch her people obsession.

They reached the bathroom door only to discover it was locked

"Damn it!" Cody yelled "I guess I'm not getting laid….."

"What did you say?" Sierra asked

"I said laying on the floor would be unsanitary?" Cody lied "I don't wanna make out in the bathroom! Yeah…."

"HELLO!" Sierra yelled "Person using the only bathroom here, could you please hurry up?"

"Help me…." Cody effortlessly said "I don't want to lose my virginity for the 7th time this week…"

"GO AWAY!" Chris yelled "I'm in the middle of something!"

"Don't you have your own bathroom?" Sierra asked

"Yeah" Chris told her "But this is more convenient for now!"

"Huh?" Sierra asked "Cody and I would like to use the bathroom….."

"TOUGH SHIT!" Chef screamed "CHRIS AND I ARE HAVING SEX IN HERE! BECAUSE WERE GAY LOVERS! SO GO AWAY!"

"At least someone's getting laid….." Cody mumbled "I wonder what Alejandro's doing later….Maybe we could go in the elevator….."

Sierra decided to argue with the gay lovers who were obviously meant to be, because it was obviously obvious! Sierra left go of her grip on Cody who just stood there thinking about his plans for tonight.

"I wonder if Noah would want to do something…" Cody asked himself "Maybe I could pretend to not be able to read so he'll read me a bedtime story and we could cuddle and sip tea together…."

Cody then realized how sidetracked he was, and realized this is the part where he runs away while he's distracted, it wouldn't matter anyway because Duncan stole all his condoms anyway which speaking of Duncan who we obviously can't leave out of this chapter….

Duncan was now making out with Courtney and holding one of Gwen's hands at the same time, Gwen was messing around with her ipod and still had sunglasses on so she didn't notice he was making out with Courtney and Courtney was way too busy making out with Duncan to realize he was with Gwen also!

"Hey look at that!" Duncan grabbed Courtney's magazine "It's an article on Justin Beiber a useless celebrity who is more famous then you or I will ever be! Why not read about him?"

"Great idea!" Courtney agreed

"Here why don't you borrow my sunglasses?" Duncan offered randomly pulling a pair of sunglasses off his head that weren't there before but are now continently there.

"Thanks!" Courtney took them and happily read her magazine.

Duncan figured she would be there awhile reading her magazine and with those sunglasses on she would never catch him cheating on her! He used this opportunity to go take a walk with Gwen who didn't see Courtney because she was reading a magazine and wearing sunglasses, the ultimate disguise!

As soon as Duncan and Gwen walked away, Courtney assumed Duncan was sleeping because he stopped talking so without even looking in his direction she continued to read her magazine.

"Hey Beautiful" Trent walked up to her "I see your alone"

"No, my boyfriend is here" Courtney pointed to the empty chair

"I wrote you a song" Trent romantically told her "It's about how you should be with me and I should be with you, actually I wrote it for Justin when I thought I was attracted to him….Then I changed the lyrics from he to she when I thought this song was meant for Lashawna and then I added food references to it when I was briefly in love with Chef and then I added Gwen's name to it but accidentally went to the wrong window and now Owen thinks I'm in love with him so I spun around 9 times and ended up looking at you so I guess this song is for you"

"THAT IS TOTALLY ROMANTIC!" Courtney sighed lovingly "I never had someone write a song for so many people and then reuse it on me!"

"Saving the best for last" Trent winked at her as he played his horrible song.

Then they made out but Trent was wearing sunglasses and a blonde wig pretending to be Lindsay so he could just say he was applying lip gloss to her lips if anyone asked and nobody was know of this affair

BANG

Suddenly gunshots were heard and everyone freaked the hell out!

"OMG!" Harold screamed "ZEKE IS DEAD! WHY IS HE ALWAYS THE FIRST TO DIE!11"

GASP everyone said

"OH MY GOD ONE OF US MUST BE A KILLER!" Heather yelled randomly from wherever she was.

OMG WHAT THE HELL WILL HAPPEN NEXT! I DON'T KNOW YET…..SOMETHING OBVIOUS THOUGH LOL