Disclaimer: As always I own nothing…
A/N: It's pouring here! So while I take a break from writing my other stories you'll get this! Yes, I multitask my stories, I have 3 word document pages open! I win lol =p
Chris came running to the screaming where everyone was, his pants were down to his ankles from his gay fun time with Chef of course because it was a secret and he was the host and everyone was a freak around there anyway nobody questioned this.
"OMG WHAT HAPPENED!" Chris shouted loudly pulling his pants up
"Zeke is dead" Harold told him "We think someone killed him"
"It must be one of us!" Cody told him
"What makes you think he was murdered?" Chris asked as he stared at the knife in Zeke's chest "I wonder if I pull this out of him if I could be king…..like that sword in the stone guy…."
"If you can't then I call dibs on trying next!" Duncan stood behind Chris, followed by Harold and Geoff who was now magically unglued from Bridgette's lips
"Wait a second" Noah spoke in a suspicious tone that sounded like something only the killer would know "I thought Zeke was killed by a gunshot….."
"Yeah, he definitely was" Sierra agreed also acting suspiciously suspicious.
"It's Zeke, He's always the first one out anyway" Heather rolled her eyes "The freak is like a cockroach anyway, I'm sure he'll magically come back to life anyway"
"Good point" Chris agreed "Either way it's Zeke so I don't care who killed him! Just either wait for him to get up and walk it off or stay dead or whatever…..Just….ya know….Walk over the body and try not to trip on it! I don't want anyone falling into the pool!"
Everyone agreed that was a good idea and when nobody was looking Noah who was the smartest one there threw the gun that he shot Zeke with into the bushes, Noah was the only one who could ever pull this off, Although Noah was smart he had horrible aim at firing a gun and ended up shooting Zeke in the leg, sadly not enough to kill him so he stole a knife that Chef planned on cutting the turkey with at dinner which if any of them could pull it out of Zeke he was sure Chef would use it anyway, Why did he kill Zeke? Because he sneezed on his book and if he got back up Noah would just find another way to kill him because Noah is always the one who plots to kill everyone.
Everyone carried on with their normal day after that, I don't even need to tell you what they were doing because I'm sure you can all picture it, so just picture them all by the pool doing whatever the hell random stuff you want them to do! They had managed to pull that knife out of Zeke and so Chef was no cutting the food with it obviously without washing it and even though it's really unsanitary I'm sure they'll all eat it anyway. So with that shit being said Lindsay ran out of the bathroom screaming loudly
"GUYS GUY GUYSSSSS!" Lindsay screamed "I HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU!"
Because this is what they always did when someone had an announcement they all managed to form a large group that everyone was annoyed to be in so they all mumbled and looked annoyed and some like Trent who was still dressed as Lindsay with sunglasses to distract from his cheating ways all gathered around to see what the real Lindsay had to say.
"What the hell do you want?" Chef asked "Can't you see were all busy?"
"But guys! It's like really important!" Lindsay told them
"It better be" Noah sighed "You distracted me from reading….."
"You distracted me from petting baby rabbits!" DJ told her "But I still wanna know!"
"You distracted me from watching Cody….." Sierra glared "THIS BETTER BE BLOG WORTHY!"
"Uno El palso?" Alejandro asked
"OH SHUT UP!" Heather yelled "THAT'S NOT EVEN SPANISH!"
"Okay! So I was in the bathroom right?" Lindsay told them "Then I found out I was pregnant! I took like 7 tests!"
Lindsay ran over and hugged Sierra and kissed her on the lips
"CONGRATS TYLER!" Lindsay stupidly kissed Sierra "WE'LL BE GREAT PARENTS!"
"I'm not Tyler…." Sierra frowned pushing her away and in front of Tyler "That's Tyler, The one who wears the ugly red jumpsuit thingy….."
"I'm not the father….." Tyler blushed
"Yes, you are!" Lindsay cried "You told me you loved me every time!"
"I do love you, but I'm not the father" Tyler mumbled and put his head down
"OWN UP TO IT BOY!" Lashawna yelled
"Yeah!" Gwen told him "You got her pregnant and now you have to pay the price!"
"I'm a virgin…." Tyler's face turned as red as his jumpsuit
All the guys laughed at him and he ran away and cried and hid in his room until I decide he'll randomly show up later when he feels ready to accept this.
"So who Is the baby daddy?" Lashawna asked and everyone looked at Lindsay
"Duh! It's Tyler!" Lindsay told them
"Uh…No?" Courtney told her "Tyler just ran away because he's a virgin…."
"Oh I know!" Bridgette got an idea "Since we all formed together and everyone is here, Why don't you point to Tyler?"
"Yeah, Okay!" Lindsay agreed "Lemme see…..Smart Tyler!" Lindsay pointed to Noah
The group stared at him angrily because they were in a group and it seemed like the right thing to do!
"It better not be mine or I'll have to kill someone again" Noah thought
"It better not be Noah's or I'll have to kill Lindsay….." Cody thought
"It better not be Noah's or I'll have to kill Lindsay and then myself to cover it up!" Izzy thought
"I hope its Noah's! Then Cody will be all mine!" Sierra happily thought
"I wonder why Trent is wearing a blonde wig…" Owen thought
"So, Noah's the father?" Gwen asked "Ur…I mean Smart Tyler?"
"I dunno" Lindsay frowned "He looks different then last time"
"Girl, what do you mean last time?" Lashawna asked
"Well he was all smart that one time" Lindsay told them "But he doesn't look anything like Hot Tyler….."
Instantly everyone glared at Alejandro and Heather smacked him
"WHY IS EVERYONE LOOKING AT HIM!" Cody complained "I'M HOT TOO!"
Everyone ignored Cody and glared at Alejandro
"What?" Alejandro told Heather "I'm obviously not the father! She doesn't even know names! She thinks everyone is Tyler!"
"No, I definitely remember the night on the plane with Hot Tyler!" Lindsay giggled
"If Alejandro's the father I'm going to kill someone" Heather thought glaring at the man she love/hated
"If Alejandro's the father I'm going to be so jealous of the hot baby they'll have! Why isn't Duncan that tan?" Courtney thought
"If she's showing for the next season she's out…." Chris thought
"If Alejandro's the father it gives me a good reason to kill someone!" Noah thought
"What else was Tyler like when you slept with him?" Bridgette asked
"There was nerdy Tyler that covered me in chocolate" Lindsay said pointing to Cody who got glared from Noah and Sierra
"Cody in chocolate? What a tramp! Cody better not be the father!" Sierra thought
"I think someone is going to die today, Maybe Harold?" Noah thought
"Oh god! She remembers that night! Noah and Sierra are staring at me! What if Noah kills me? What if Sierra kills me?...Why is Trent dressed like that? Is Gwen that stupid to not realize Duncan is playing her?"
"I remember this one time some guy took my mom's plant like right from my living room! I was all Dude! I don't even know you!….." Duncan thought and then laughed
"Something funny?" Courtney asked "Anything you would like to say?"
"I remember this one time some guy took my mom's plant like right from my living room! I was all Dude! I don't even know you!….." Duncan then told them all and nobody laughed at all.
"But I also remember sleeping with really old Tyler….." Lindsay told them "Ya know? 40 something year old Tyler?"
Everyone looked at Chris
"She's lying!" Chris told them "I don't sleep with contestants!"
Multiple girls blushed and put their heads down hoping Chris didn't bring THAT up, Chef hit Chris with a frying pan, Chris fell to the ground an chef stormed off.
"That's it! I'm killing someone!" Noah thought and sighed and walked away.
"I wonder if Noah would be willing to meet me in my room tonight…" Owen thought "Trent is looking pretty good too!"
"I hope Chris doesn't bring up last Tuesday…." Courtney thought
"Oh god! If Chris brings up last Friday I'm screwed!" Gwen thought
"I wonder if Chris would be mad if he found out about Chef and me in the kitchen last night….." Trent thought
"I wonder why nobody laughed at my story that was upsetting!" Duncan thought and sulked walking away
"I thought Duncan's story was pretty funny" Bridgette smirked
"Well I guess we'll do a DNA test in 9 months" Heather sighed and the whole group walked away leaving Lindsay standing there confused
"Wait! That ugly guy in the red is Tyler?" Lindsay asked and everyone ignored her.
I HOPE I MADE SOMEONE ACTUALLY LAUGH OUT LOUD!
DUN DUN DUN WHO IS THE FATHER?