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Owen was bored and hungry but mostly hungry! Everyone's drama made him all sorts of nervous! He decided he would go talk to his friends who were all doing pointless crap! He found his good buddy Noah digging a hole behind a bush somewhere.

"Noah!" Owen yelled running over to him "What are you doing, buddy?"

"I'm digging a hole" Noah told him

"I thought you were always reading books though….." Owen said out loud

"Well today I'm digging a hole" Noah rolled his eyes

"Are you looking for treasure?" Owen stupidly asked while eating a corndog

"No" Noah told him "I'm digging a shallow grave to put someone in"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOUR SOOOO FUNNY NOAH! THAT'S WHAT I LOVE ABOUT YOU!" Owen laughed

"Shut up!" Noah bitched slapped him "I don't want people to see me digging!"

"Okay Noah…." Owen sobbed "Are you gay?"

"WHO TOLD YOU THAT?" Noah asked "I mean…Uh…No…"

"I was just wondering….." Owen told him

"Well I'm not" Noah glared at him "Now since you're here, would you help me toss Blainley's body into the hole?"

"YOU KILLED BLAINLEY?" Owen shouted

"Yes" Noah told him "I robbed her and killed her because she ripped a page out of my book"

"I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU NOAH!" Owen happily agreed and tossed Blainley's body in the hole "WILL YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME?"

"Oh for god's sake….." Noah sighed

BANG

BANG

BANG

"What the hell?" Noah put his hands on his hips "That was MY kill"

"I couldn't take it anymore" Sierra walked out from a nearby tree and rolled her eyes "He just wouldn't shut up"

"Now look at what you did!" Noah shouted "Owen's dead!"

"So what?" Sierra asked

"So what? Now I have to dig TWO holes!" Noah complained "What a waste of bullets! It took you three shots?"

"I got carried away" Sierra giggled "I'm just a tad crazy"

"I'm psychotic" Noah told her "I'm crazier than you!"

"I'm crazy for Cody" Sierra told him "I'd kill for him"

"I'd kill for Cody too" Noah told her "I'd kill you if Cody would be with me"

"I'd kill you right now for Cody" Sierra told him

"I already have a loaded guy" Noah laughed "Cody's mine"

"My gun is ready too" Sierra pointed her gun at Noah

"Then it's settled then?" Noah asked raising his gun to Sierra's face

"You bet" Sierra said directing her gun in Noah's face

BANG

Trent was still dressed like Lindsay, He was on a mission to make out with Courtney right in front of Duncan whenever he got a chance and he felt the only way to do this was to dress up like Lindsay, But since Duncan was currently making out with Courtney that meant Trent was bored, he decided he would go into the girls room and brush his cheap blonde wig out, That's when he realized how stupid he really looked, He just looked like Trent in a blonde wig and nobody could be that stupid, Right?

The door to the room shut behind him and he heard footsteps, He turned around and looked only to see Chris.

"Oh hey Chr-"

Trent's sentence was cut off by Chris shoving his tongue in his mouth, passionately kissing him. After what felt like 2 long hours to Trent he finally broke the kiss.

"Lindsay, I'm so sorry that you got pregnant" Chris told Trent placing his hand on Trent's stomach "I promise you that I WON'T support this kid, in fact this is all on you!"

"What?" Trent asked

"Yeah" Chris continued "Maybe you could go on that show 16 and pregnant or something"

Chris then kissed Trent again and walked out of the room

"What the hell just happened?" Trent asked himself "Did I just lose my baby daddy? OH NO HE DIDN'T!"

Trent then thought about what he just said

"Did I just say Chris was my baby daddy?" Trent asked himself "Remember Trent! You are a man who cannot get pregnant! You are only doing this to get with one of Duncan's girlfriends!"

That's it for now! Let me know what you think! Send me requests of what you want to see and I'll try to add them in.