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Cody was not being stalked or stalking someone at this particular moment! He realized that this was unacceptable and decided he would stalk Gwen for the first time yet in the story before Sierra came back. Gwen was sitting in a bikini with an umbrella because she was goth and hated the sun obviously.

"Hey Gwennnnnnnnnn!" Cody squeezed himself under the umbrella next to Gwen "What's up?"

"Don't say anything stupid!" Cody thought to himself

"They ran out of cheese fondue over at the snack table" Cody told her

"Dammit that was dumb!" Cody thought to himself

"I'm sorry about the lack of fondue" Gwen told him although it was apparent she did not care.

"Yeah…." Cody awkwardly answered "Why are you dating Duncan?"

"Excuse me?" Gwen asked

"I was just wondering what you see in him" Cody told her "It's obvious he's been cheating on you"

"Uh…No! He would never do that to me" Gwen told Cody

"Yeah, he would" Cody assured her "Turn around, seriously! I can see him making out with Courtney!"

It turns out that Duncan was in fact making out with Courtney over by Zeke's dead body located next to the grill! Geoff was grilling food on the grill and noticed Cody looking in the direction he was in, he waved and then swatted a few flies away from him with the spatula! God these dead Zeke flies were annoying!

"I'm not turning around, Cody" Gwen crossed her arms "I don't understand why you have to be so jealous of Duncan to lie about him!"

"Whatever" Cody got up and walked away "Stupid bitch…."

If Gwen was too stupid to realize what was going on, Cody decided he wouldn't care about her! Nope! He would just go back to stalking her from the trees!

Heather was having a conversation with Bridgette, Well she was trying too!

"So yeah" Bridgette told her "I bought these awesome new shoes!"

"I love them!" Heather told her "They are sooo cute! I wish tha-"

"NEW SHOES?" Alejandro jumped in the conversation "I JUST BOUGHT THESE NEW SHOES AND-"

"Go away" Heather crossed her arms

"But Heather!" Alejandro complained "Mi Amour! El Uno!"

"You can't woo me in Spanish!" Heather sighed "I don't even think part of that was Spanish"

"Oh Heather!" Alejandro laughed "I know you love me! You can't deny it!"

"I would trade you for a million dollars" Heather told him

"Aye! But my love is always free!" Alejandro smirked at Heather "El Paso…..Si"

"You are soo annoying!" Heather stormed off

Alejandro just looked at Bridgette

"So…Uh..New shoes?" Bridgette asked

"Uh…Si?" Alejandro asked her "I'll be right back…..HEATHER WAIT UP! I WILL HAVE YOU IN MY BED ONE WAY OR ANOTHER EL ROMANCIO! UNO! SI TACO!"

"What the hell just happened?" Bridgette asked herself

Back in the semi isolated woods like area with the equally insane Noah and Sierra!

"O..M…G…" Sierra screamed "DJ I AM SOOOO SORRY!"

Yep, in the psycho battle between Noah and Sierra over Cody…Obviously! They managed to shoot DJ in the leg!

"Are you okay?" Noah asked looking at him "I'm smart so I'll naturally be able to fix this!"

"Why are you out here in the woods anyway?" Sierra asked

"I was picking flowers and petting this bunny" DJ told them

"Well I guess I know what I have to do….." Noah loaded his gun

"WHAT?" DJ cried "My momma always says that you should be nice and that's not nice!"

"Well you saw too much" Noah told him

"I didn't see anything" DJ closed his eyes and covered his ears "LALALALALALALALALAALA! I DON'T SEE DEAD BODIES OR TWO INSANE PEOPLE WITH GUNS IN THE WOODS AND I DEFINITELY DIDN'T HEAR NOAH ADMIT THAT HE WAS GAY!"

"I guess he can live….." Noah sighed

"Really?" DJ happily asked "I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT YOU! YOU'RE NICE!"

"I'm not nice" Noah glared "You just got lucky! I ran out of bullets!"

"So now what?" Sierra asked

"You go find Chef" Noah told DJ "Have him get the bullet out! Don't tell him anything!"

DJ crawled away from the two crazies crying all the way to find Chef, Noah simply walked away and went to read a book acting like nothing just happened. Sierra went to go make out with Cody or stalk him while he was stalking Gwen.

Tyler finally got the courage to talk to his friends about the fact that he was still a virgin! He decided to go and talk to his good buddy Duncan who he hardly ever actually spoke with!

"So yeah, I can't believe I never had sex" Tyler admitted "But that can be a good thing!"

"Did you know that one time I went to this party and I jumped on a trampoline?" Duncan told him "I was naked and my junk was flying all over the place!"

"Screw this!" Tyler threw his arms in the air "Nobody ever listens to me or remembers my name! I'm going back to my room!"

Tyler then stormed off to his cabin while Duncan continued talking to whoever would listen. On the way to the cabin, he saw the real Lindsay who waved at him.

"Hi, Harold!" Lindsay waved.

Tyler just sobbed even more.

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