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Trent was sick of this shit! Stealing someone's identity was hard! He just wanted to be Trent! But he also wanted to steal Duncan's girlfriend! I mean why should everything revolve around Duncan? Were people on this show really that stupid that they couldn't tell Trent was just wearing a blonde wig? Trent wasn't sure if he should continue to pose as Lindsay or not because as said before he hated Duncan even though they hardly knew each other!
Trent was going to take off the wig when he happened to bump into Duncan who he hated but had to pretend he liked.
"Hey Lindsay!" Duncan walked over to Trent and hugged him
"Hey Douc—Duncan!" Trent quickly caught himself "Like…What's up?"
"I missed you" Duncan kissed Trent "Lindsay, I'm sorry I haven't been around and I know I've been a terrible person but if that baby is mine, I want to be with you"
"What the hell is this shit?" Trent thought "Maybe I don't want to be Lindsay! How could this douche be dating Lindsay,Courtney and Gwen? Are they all really this stupid? How many baby daddies do I have? Urg….did I just once again say MY baby?"
"I don't want you in my life" Trent told Duncan throwing his voice higher "I don't think it will be good for the baby…"
"Lindsay, how could you say that?" Duncan asked "How could you forget that night in first class?"
"Uh….What's your name again?" Trent asked as Lindsay "Donald?...Uh….I just don't think you are the guy for me! Tyler is the one I love"
"How come Tyler is a virgin then?" Duncan asked "Listen, I want to be there for this baby! I love you! I just don't want everyone to know about our relationship!"
"You mean the three relationships you actually have?" Trent thought "Is he like a sex god or something? I should be getting the girls too! Girls love musician's just as much as bad boys!"
"I have to go now" Trent said as Lindsay as he walked away from Duncan hoping that he left Duncan heartbroken! The real Lindsay may be an idiot but Trent wasn't going to let Duncan take advantage of fake Lindsay! He and his nonexistent baby didn't need that stress.
Sierra managed to find Cody and was now yelling at him for stalking Gwen and for not showing her the love she deserved.
"Look you know I'll follow Gwen like a lost puppy anywhere I can….." Cody told her
"Why Gwen?" Sierra asked "Why not me? Is the sex not good enough?"
"No, its great….." Cody told her "It's just your not Gwen…..Who I loved since season 1"
"Is that all your about Cody?" Sierra asked "Just the sex? Am I nothing to you?"
"Well you are my stalker…" Cody told her "Which means you are a willing sex partner….."
"Would it help if I did my hair like Gwen?" Sierra hopefully asked
"Uh…No" Cody told her
"I can be Gwen!" Sierra told Cody and grabbed him by his shirt "I'm going to kill her!...Oh wait….The plot….Gwen is a requirement for this story…..DJ is already wounded….."
"Wait what?" Cody asked confused "Are you saying you're actually more nuts then people write you out to be?"
"Uh…I….Uh…..I have to go" Sierra insanely laughed as she kissed Cody
"That's it!" Cody looked around scared "I'm going to go hide out with Tyler….."
Trent was sitting down by the pool still wearing his blonde wig, Heather and Alejandro were sunbathing and they seemed to be doing well as long as Alejandro didn't speak Spanish…..or at all. Trent being the cool guy with a blonde wig that he was going to write a song about HIS FEELINGS GASP!
Sittin by the pool because I know I'm cool
Learning lots of stuff I didn't know!
People on this show have lots of problems!
I can't believe I was friends with these weirdo's!
Where do I begin, Oh! Where Do I beginnnnnnnn!
Let's start off with the fact that Zeke died
everyone hates him so nobody cried
Then Geoff grilled chicken, but I didn't eat it cause it wasn't deep fried!
But that's not even the half of it! Lindsay got Pregnant and Tyler is a Virgin!
DJ got shot but tell who did it he will not! Let's not forget that Noah reads a lot!
All this happened today! Everyone should really stay inside with a killer on the loose!
I have no doubt that it's one of us! I also really hate Duncan and want him to get hit with a bus!
If he did I wouldn't even make a fuss! I'd sing a happy song! Then I could have Gwen back!
But I may love Courtney even more!
Lindsay is a whore and I don't know who my baby daddy even is!
Now I'm watching Heather and Al
They are looking at me like I'm really weird!
Maybe I should throw them off and grow a beard!
I think I ruined a romantic afternoon!
I brought some pudding to eat but I forgot the spoon!
"OH MY GOD!" Heather finally yelled "Shut the hell up, Trent!"
"Si! You're annoying!" Alejandro agreed "Oh and what's up with the wig?"
"Didn't you listen to the song?" Trent asked
"Yes, we did" Heather told him
"It was poorly written" Alejandro agreed "You shouldn't write! Half of that didn't even rhyme! Do you always write your own bad lyrics?"
"Every time someone writes a fic about him, I'm afraid we all pay the price!" Heather told Alejandro "Although most of the time he either writes a song for Gwen so the rest of us don't have to hear it"
"If that's the case then why is he here?" Alejandro asked "Sorry, I never actually met him so I don't know what he's like"
"He usually just shows up to write songs about Gwen and Courtney" Heather told him "That's his main purpose in the fandom"
"YOU BROKE THE 4TH WALL!" Trent gasped
"He's right…." Alejandro agreed
"What did I do?" Heather asked not realizing her mistake
"You spoke of the fandom" Trent told her "You can never speak of the fandom!"
"Were not supposed to know were in these stories!" Alejandro told her
"What's the big deal?" Heather asked "People directly speak to us in stories all the time! In fact I've done disclaimers for quite a few….."
Trent sighed
"Look, you just can't do that" Trent sighed "I have to go now…..Someone needs me in a Duncan/Geoff/Trent threesome…"
"I thought he would never leave" Heather told Alejandro "I'm ready to have sex with you now!"
Alejandro stared at her and shook his head no.
"I can't" Alejandro told her
"What? Why not?" Heather "You've been trying to get with me since the first chapter!"
"I could never sleep with someone who doesn't follow the rules of fanfiction" Alejandro told her "Everyone knows were never supposed to acknowledge the fact were in a fanfiction!"
Alejandro stormed off leaving Heather alone, Heather's face turned bright red with anger!
"CAN SOMEONE GET ME A COPY OF THE FANFICTION RULEBOOK OR IS IT A CRIME TO ASK FOR THAT TOO?" Heather yelled
Noah popped up out of nowhere.
"Did someone say book?" Noah asked "As everyone knows I always have books! I just happen to have a copy of that book….."
Noah then threw the book at Heather and walked away to either read a book or kill someone.