TITLE: a study in idiot {act iii;you've been tony'd, idiot}
AUTHOR: Pepperrrr
RATING: PG-13
PAIRING: Tony Stark & Loki Laufeyson
WARNINGS: innocently perplexed loki, swearing and tony being a freaking child
P.O.V: Third person.
DATE WRITTEN: October 7th 2012 7:13 PM
SUMMARY: Loki ground out the next words with such venomousity that Tony had never heard before. "You idiot." And oh fuck. Tony knew that he was really in for it now.
AUTHOR NOTES: omg i don't know how this happened tony should know better
INTRODUCTION: Idiot. The word idiot is used to imply that one is stupid, daft or dumb. Some people use it as a term of endearment. Loki is one of those people. He uses the word idiot as freely as Tony drinks.

This is a collection of times Loki called Tony 'Idiot'.

Tony set a pie down in front of Loki, who sat at the dining table with an arched eyebrow.
"That's a cherry pie." The inventor said shortly, standing behind Loki. The god scoffed and turned his nose up at it. Oh hell no come on Loki.

"Pie? What is this pie?" Loki questioned, and for a guy so in the loop, he sure could be adorably dull. Something in Loki's tone was always innocent when he asked about things. Tony felt a strange emotion grip him and he grabbed the back of Loki's head, and
BAMSMUSH

He planted Loki's pale, lovely face right into the pastry, its cherry guts quite exploding all over the place. Oh god he did not just do that. He was a mixture of horrified and trying not to laugh his ass off amused as he scooted away from Loki, who was picking his head up, his face covered in motherfucking pie guts oh fuck. Tony busted out laughing so hard he couldn't even breathe. Loki breathed angrily, before grinning widely, all sharpness and rage, and he said,

"Stark you son of a bitch."
Except that wasn't what he said. What he said was in a completely foreign language and if Tony knew what it was, it would have been shortened down to that anyway. Loki ground out the next words with such venomousity that Tony had never heard before. "You idiot." And oh fuck.

Tony knew that he was really in for it now.