Disclaimer: I own nothing except Duncan's mom's potted plant!

Cody was hiding out with Tyler in the guys cabin, Shit was starting to get crazy around here and he just didn't know what to do.

"I appreciate you listening to me" Tyler told him

"I wish I had me some Noco!" Cody sighed "I love Noco!"

"Okay!" Tyler agreed "I can help you with that!"

"Really?" Cody asked "That would be great! I've been trying to make some Noco for awhile now!"

Tyler walked out of the cabin and Cody waited for him to come back which he did a few minutes later! He handed a cup to Cody

"Be careful" Tyler told him "It's hot!"

"What the hell is this?" Cody asked disappointed as hell

"Cocoa" Tyler told him "You said you want Cocoa!"

"I didn't want Cocoa!" Cody told him "I wanted NoCo!"

"NoCo?" Tyler asked "Is that like the fat free kind?"

"Tyler" Cody looked at him "No wonder you never had sex"

"What's that supposed to mean?" Tyler asked as Cody walked out of the room shaking his head.

Trent was alone and still wearing a wig, He was so confused at everything that was going on! He decided he would go sit in the woods in his favorite spot! It always inspired him because it was the perfect writing spot for a crappy writer!

Trent was sitting there when Noah came up to him from behind and wrapped his arms around Trent's waist.

"I've been looking for you, Lindsay" Noah told him "I didn't know you would be here"

"How the heck did you find me?" Trent in a wig who shall now be called Trentsey asked.

"I followed you" Noah whispered in Trentsey's ear "It wasn't hard"

"Oh…." Trentsey simply said

"I wanted to talk to you" Noah whispered in his ear

"I'm afraid to know why" Trentsey let out a small laugh

"It's about the baby" Noah told him "If it's mine, I want to be there for you"

"Oh well that's nice of you" Trent faked a smile

"If it's not mine however" Noah told him "I'm going to kill whoever is the father"

"That's a bit drastic, don't you think?" Trentsey asked

"Drastic?" Noah laughed "I don't think so! You know I'll do it too…."

Noah then kissed Trent and walked away like nothing even happened leaving Trent in the woods alone.

"I hope it's not Noah's" Trent shuttered at the thought of that "I don't think he'll be good for my baby!"

"Wow…I need to stop thinking I'm having a baby!" Trent thought "I could just take off the wig! Miley Cyrus did and she stopped being Hannah Montana! Such a crappy show! I would never let my baby watch it….I need to think about what's best for this baby! Do you think Lindsay would let ME be the father? I would be the perfect choice! Maybe I can tell her I'm the baby's father!...No….That wouldn't work!

DUN DUN DUN!