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So, when we last left off a lot of shit happened! But this has yet to happen so I think were about due…..Cody was peeping on Gwen and Duncan having sex from a Tree! They were really bad at this in fact he couldn't even make out what the hell they were saying! They were too busy having sex in horrible misspelled chat speak that was written in script format! It was so bad a 5 year old could have done better.
Duncan: I take my penI$ & come inslide u!
Gwen: moan moan moan! Oh gasp Duncan! Harder Harder!
Duncan: I pin you up against a wall even though we are nowhere near one.
Gwen: Moan Moan! Faster Duncan!
Duncan: I start to thrust & stuff
Gwen: Duncan u r soooo hot
Duncan: U make my cook hard!
Suddenly Heather stormed in and glared at the two of them! She was carrying the stupid book that Noah gave her last chapter!
"Do you mind?" Duncan finally spoke properly "Were in the middle of something"
"Yes, I do mind!" Heather glared at them "You're speaking in script format!"
"So?" Gwen asked
"So you can have awful sex in script format but I can't break the fourth wall?" Heather asked "What you're doing is way worse! At least I was speaking properly!"
Suddenly Noah randomly showed up.
"Heather….." Noah sighed "Did you not learn anything?"
"I read the damn book!" Heather told him "It's them! They're talking in bad script format!"
"Do you know what bad script format is?" Noah asked Heather "It is part of the fandom…..Which we are not supposed to speak of"
Heather stood there silently just looking at Noah and glaring at him.
"Since when are you the fandom police?" Heather asked them
"I'm not trying to be" Noah told her "I left them have their bad scripted sex scene"
"So what am I supposed to do?" Heather asked
"Ignore them" Noah told her "I'm going to take my book back now and leave! If I have to come back to talk to you I swear to god I'm going to kill you"
Noah grabbed his book and walked away.
Heather stood there with a WTF look on her face.
Gwen and Duncan continued to have badly scripted misspelled sex.
Cody watched the whole thing from a tree.
Trent was super annoyed and creeped out right now! He hated being Lindsay and he hated all his so called friends even more!
"All I have to do is make it to the bathroom and take this stupid wig off….." Trent thought to himself
"Lindsayyyyyy!" Harold ran up to Trentsey
"Yes?" Trentsey asked
"I've been meaning to talk to you" Harold blew his nose in his sleeve
"About?" Trentsey asked just wanting to take the wig off
"The baby" Harold told her "Did you know that it's like the baby is eating you from the inside when it grows inside you"
"WTF IS WRONG WITH HIM!" Trent Thought
He just smiled at Harold.
"So, When you tell everyone that the baby is mine" Harold took a deep breath "Can we call it Claudio?"
"OH GOD…WHY? WTF HAROLD WTF?" Trent thought
"Uh…Yeah….I guess so" Trentsey told him "If it's yours….."
"I have no doubt that it's mine" Harold proudly told her "My sperm count is high! I have 8 Brothers and Sisters and my Brother is only 3 years old then me and he has 4 kids already with 4 different girls"
"Condoms!" Trentsey yelled at him "CONDOMS! C-O-N-D-O-M-S!"
"Remember I told you last time?" Harold asked "I told you I was allergic to Latex and you said it was okay!"
"Did I?" Trentsey asked
"Obviously" Harold proudly smiled "Access to club Harold at least 5 times!"
"I think I have morning sickness" Trentsey told him "I'm going to use the bathroom"
"So I can throw up from just being near you!" Trent rushed off to the bathroom running past Harold "What a gross guy! It better not be his!"