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A/N: I got bored and I felt like writing stuff! What a wonderful announcement!

Sierra was walking around the hallway cursing about Noah stealing Cody away that she wasn't look where she was going at all when she walked into someone!

"Sorry Harold..." Sierra got up "Wait...You aren't Harold..."

"No, I'm Sam" He held out his hand to Sierra "I'm from season 4!"

"Why are you here?" Sierra asked him

"I'm here with the season 4 cast!" Sam explained "We are here to replace you and possibly steal your looks!"

"Oh...That's interesting..." Sierra giggled "Stay away from Cody!"

Sierra stormed off.

Trentsey just had sex with Tyler who apparently didn't notice he was not Lindsay he didn't even question why Trentsey had man parts so this wall all working out well. Trentsey felt like a dirty whore now and went to go back to his room.

"Why hello there" Brick walked up to Trentsey "Did anyone ever tell you that you're pretty?"

"Everyone tells me that!" Trentsey told him "If you'll excuse me now I'm going back to my room, Who are you anyway?"

"I'm brick and I'm from season 4!" Brick introduced him "Lindsay right?"

"Yeah" Trentsey lied

"Maybe we can go hang out at the pool?" Brick suggested

"We can't with the killer on the loose!" Trentsey told him "It's like totally one of us!"

"WHAT KINDA ATTITUDE IS THAT?" Brick went all military on Trentsey's ass "WE CAN FILL UP A BATH TUB WITH COLD WATER AND SWIM! DO YOU READ ME?"

"Sir yes sir!" Trentsey yelled

"GOOD!" Brick yelled "LET'S MOVE OUT!"

Duncan and Gwen along with Courtney were all hanging out in Duncan's room sitting on his bed like they were giggling girls at a sleep over! Duncan was laughing away and Gwen and Courtney were rolling their eyes pretending that they actually cared what the idiot had to say. Aside from his looks, Duncan had nothing going on for him and he was a horrible story teller.

"So then I was like, Dude! That's my jar of peanut butter!" Duncan laughed at his own story "You can't just go and put it on that mountain!"

"Haha..." Courtney let out a fake laugh and rolled her eyes

"I hope whoever that killer is kills him soon" Courtney thought to herself

"That was an interesting story" Gwen lied being the supportive girlfriend that she was even though she had no clue he was obviously cheating on her with Courtney.

"Yeah I know!" Duncan laughed "Who wants to hear about the time I went to the hat store?"

"Why don't you save that story for later?" Gwen suggested rolling her eyes

"Yeah!" Courtney agreed "I'm sure it would be a better story for later!"

"Fine" Duncan sighed "I gotta piss, I'll be right back"

Duncan got up and went to the bathroom. As soon as he did this Courtney looked at Gwen and smiled as they put a chair in front of the door to prevent him from leaving. The two girls then look at each other and took off all their clothes and made out as they ran down the hall, They did this to please the male fans who seem to really enjoy this!

Lightning was standing out in the hallway talking to Dawn when all of a sudden the two naked girls ran past him laughing like drunken idiots because they could for the following reasons.

1.) Chris hardly supervises them.

2.) They very well could have been drunk because of reason 1.

3.) They really hate wearing clothes.

4.) They want more screen time and figured this is the best way to get it.

Odds are in favor it was mostly for reason 4.

"Are they shalamamamamamama naked?" Lightning asked Dawn

"I believe you are correct" Dawn confirmed.

"Wait for Lightning!" Lightning chased after the two girls.

"This always happens to me" Dawn sighed and went to mediate on the roof just like Raven from the Teen Titans that I also don't own and just felt like mentioning out of nowhere in this fic! Dawn just wished she wasn't a freak because everyone always makes her a freak and that made her sad because people judged her.

Who haven't we talked to yet in this story? Ahhh Yes, Mike and Zoey!

Mike and Zoey were in the hallway with the rest of the cast who decided to mingle outside with an exception of a few groups. They all thought this was something called Total Drama High School or Boarding school or something...

"I'm so happy!" Mike happily said "I got rid of my multiple personalities which makes me a really boring person now!"

"I'm dating Mike!" Zoey giggled "I was a loser who wanted friends and now I have some! We have no problems in our life!"

They were the predictably happy couple that everyone was really jealous of.

"You have Happiness?" Harold asked them

"Yep" Mike told him

"No Drama?" Harold asked "Nothing wrong with your life?"

"No, This show really helped us!" Zoey happily said.

"How is that possible?" Harold asked "You have nothing to be miserable about?"

"Nope" Both said happily

"GET THEM!" Harold yelled and grabbed a random item he found nearby. Harold stated an angry mob around Mike and Zoey for having happiness and the happy couple now had Drama in their lives.