TITLE: a study in idiot {act VII;an ai and radiohead at bathtime, idiot}
AUTHOR: Pepperrrr
RATING: PG-13
PAIRING: Tony Stark & Loki Laufeyson
WARNINGS: jarvis overload, dreaded fluff, bathtime yay, loki is a sassy tsundere, the boys can't stop talking to jarvis, lots of affection, jarvis has a weird moment, ehehehe, jarvis loves teasing loki almost as much at tony does, really weird threats, loki is actually a hipster in disguise, loki stops whining about heat poor little frost giant
P.O.V: Third person.
DATE WRITTEN: October 9th 2012 9:38 PM
SUMMARY: "Mm.. JARVIS..?" Loki called softly and JARVIS actually answered this time woah.
"Yes mister Rock Of Ages?" The AI replied and Tony snorted. Loki elbowed his side with a grunt of annoyance and of course a 'shut up idiot'.
AUTHOR NOTES: bathtime muthafuckas
INTRODUCTION: Idiot. The word idiot is used to imply that one is stupid, daft or dumb. Some people use it as a term of endearment. Loki is one of those people. He uses the word idiot as freely as Tony drinks.

This is a collection of times Loki called Tony 'Idiot'.

"We need a bath." Tony said, and Loki blinked before nodding. He hadn't enough power left in him to make himself clean and he hadn't enough care to do it manually. Lazy Loki was lazy and at death's door, I mean, come on. Anyway, yes.

They needed a bath. Really bad. "JARVIS could you-"
"Already done, sir." JARVIS said, and.. did he sound proud?

Hell yeah he did. And it was adorable.
"Wow well isn't that something..Way to go JARVIS, you get a gold star." Tony commented and he untangled from Loki.
"I don't need your sympathy."
wHAT. Tony blinked and Loki blinked and something bloomed behind his eyes that always made Tony very glad. It was true, positive amusement.
"Uh JARVIS?" Tony see Loki about to laugh.

"Yes sir?"
"Stop listening to Loki so much."
"Yes sir." JARVIS said and Loki busted out laughing then. The hero rolled his eyes with a smile and lead Loki with a hand on his hip into the bathroom.

They actually managed to undress in the same room without pushing the other against a wall until the water turned cold. Tony settled into the tub first and he held on Loki's hand in case the god was too weak to get into the bath.
"Which I am not, Anthony, but thank you for your concern." Loki muttered and Tony gaped.
"Do you mind telling me when you're gonna rape my mind?"

"No." Loki said shortly as he got into the tub in front of the hero, who promptly wrapped his arms around him. The god leaned back, laying against Tony's chest as they sat in the bath, the warm water actually quite welcome and soothing to Loki's aching nerves and bones. Man that felt so good. He moaned softly and craned his neck, nuzzling Tony's not-yet-damp neck.

"Mm.. JARVIS..?" Loki called softly and JARVIS actually answered this time woah.
"Yes mister Rock Of Ages?" The AI replied and Tony snorted. Loki elbowed his side with a grunt of annoyance and of course a 'shut up idiot'.

"Could you play my music please?" The god asked and he could just taste Tony's curiousity.
"Yes sir." JARVIS complied, and a song that was vaguely familiar to Tony started up at a much too low volume.
"Reindeer Games, what is this?"

The inventor asked, and Loki stayed quiet. "Loki I will molest you violently with a potato if you don't tell me." He said, deadpan, at least until he heard Loki snort and bust out into a loud burst of giggly laughter. God Tony loved having Loki like this. Honest and ..fuck, innocent even.

"It's Radiohead's A Reminder from the OK Computer album sir."
"Oh ah thanks JARVIS." Tony said dumbly and Loki smirked. It was only a short while before Tony started to protest Loki's taste in music. "Aw man JARVIS this is putting me to sleep put on some AC/DC."

Tony groaned and Loki pinched his thigh in aggravation. Stark you are such a child.
"Mr Laufeyson-" Loki twitched. "-Doesn't ever get to choose the music sir."

"Yeah, Anthony, I never get to listen to what I want." Loki said in a whiney 'favoured child' voice. The only favoured child thing about him it seemed. That thought earned Tony another elbow to the ribs.
"Augh! JARVIS tell him to stop abusing me!"

Tony whined as he rubbed at his ribs, and Loki giggled.
"Mister Reindeer Games wouldn't have a reason to abuse you if you stopped thinking rudely of him." Tony, realizing he had a point, pouted.
"Go away JARVIS.." He moped, and Loki covered his own mouth in an attempt to stifle his snickering.

"Gladly, sir." And then the high-pitched almost-noise that came with JARVIS' presence shut off, and Loki sighed.
"Well now you're stuck listening to my music, Stark." Loki sounded rather pleased with himself. "What will you do now?"

"Molest you." Tony answered confidently as if saying molesting someone was normal conversation and Loki pinched his thigh and he jolted, yelping quietly.
"Oh grow up Stark." Loki scolded him, but he could hear the smile in his voice. "We really must get clean so you can ogle my wounds a little closer."

Tony made a dirty remark in his mind and he went ahead and started washing the two of them, wondering why Loki had to be so lazy sometimes.