We Are The Axis Allies! (Hetalia) 5
(A/N: Every time I try to update on this site, I get mixed up and always make a mistake somewhere down the road :3 Anyway! Yatta~! An update~! I feel so proud that I managed to update before I went on Winter Vacation (this Friday by the way). Reviews would be absolutely lovely, my dears~! :D Ah! Quick thank you's to 777angeloflove and AquaBubbleCakes~! Lovely reviewers who, well, reviewed! Your kind words inspire this mediocre author to keep writing! :) )
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"What the bloody hell, America?!" England had ceased reprimanding his younger brother the entire trip back. They had to properly, and hastily, pack for the undesired adventure that awaited them. "What were you thinking, giving up half your land like that?!"
"I was thinking, 'Ultimate Bad Ass Hero!'. What were YOU thinking, Iggy?" America answered with a childish smile.
"I was thinking you were an imbecile! A stupid, fashion-less imbecile!" France muttered with a pout.
"If anyone should be getting that land, it's me!" China shouted.
"Stay out of this, China!" Both England and France retorted then went back to chewing out America. China stopped and crossed his arms.
"Western countries are such assholes."
Suddenly, someone bumped into him. China grunted in surprise by the sudden physical contact. There was only one person who it could be, and yet, the Asian hoped it was someone, anyone, else. His head slowly tilted backwards and he found Russia staring down at him. The ash-blond smiled.
"We are falling behind."
A shiver ran down the brunette's spine and he instantly initiated walking again. Quickening his pace after every step to the point where he was practically running. China took a small glance back, and sure enough, Russia had incredibly caught up to him.
'Ai-ya!' China thought frightened.
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There was a knock on the door. No answer. The person knocked again; the knocking lasted longer this time. Still no answer. Ultimately, the person decided to go on ahead and entered the room. There was not one body inside the Allies' conference room. The person sighed, exited the room, and closed the large, brown door.
"Dang it. They always do this to me!"
"Who are you?"
"I'm.. Canada..."
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"Mr. Germany, if I may speak?" Japan piped out with worriment.
"Go ahead." The blond replied. His vision was glued to a map.
"Er, do you have any idea as to where your brother may be with Mr. Austria?"
"Not a clue. But our best bet, is away from the obvious of places. If Gilbert is working with someone else, it is likely that he isn't the brains of the operation." The German answered, not removing his eyes from the laminated map.
"Why don't we ask that nice lady where he is?" Italy chirped out. He was the one trailing after the group. Germany and Japan stopped to think about the brunette's idea.
"If we see her, it would be our best option. Do you not think?" The raven-haired Asian questioned the blond. Germany's thumb and index finger pinched his chin.
"The problem would be, what if we never see her again? Besides, I can get us there using this map." and so they continued on their path.
'But where is THERE?' Japan thought warily.
"After all," Germany's voice interrupted Japan's thoughts. "What could possibly get in our way, that we can't take care of? Right?"
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"France, you idiot, look out!"
England shouted at the blond, wavy-haired nation. France looked behind and shrieked a girlish shriek. His legs were clearly not cooperating with his mind, otherwise he would have ran faster and not so wobbly.
Believe it or not, a dinosaur was hot on France's tail. The dinosaur was a carnotaur. It had two spikes sticking out from both sides of its head and several other spikes ejecting from its back, trailing down to its tail. It was as deadly as it was terrifying, and it yearned for nourishment.
England, though having a sort of love/hate relationship with the flamboyant nation, was worried for his safety. "France, you frog! Get out of the way!"
"What do you think I am trying to do?!" The Frenchman retorted, all while trying to quicken his running.
"Wait! Isn't this a T-Rex?! Just don't move Francy Pants and he won't attack ya!" America shouted confidently. It was enough for France to stop in his tracks and keep absolutely still. It made no difference however, the beast was still heading for the blonde.
"What the hell America?!" France exclaimed as he sprinted off once again.
"Run! Just run, dude!" The four-eyed blonde shouted back.
As France started to run, he didn't check his footing and accidentally stepped awkwardly on a tree root. The flirtatious man fell to the ground, crying in pain and holding his foot. England noticed and, without thinking, ran towards his fallen companion.
The carnotaur was only a few feet away from devouring France, he was as good as dead. The long haired blond tightened his muscles from fear but never actually felt the dinosaur. He opened them to reveal America tugging back on the annoyed carnotaur's tail. While the dino had its head turned glaring at what was holding onto his limb, England had arrived and scooped France into his arms, and fled from the scene. The carnotaur was enraged at the fact the his easy meal was literally stolen right from under his snout. Now he turned his attention to America, who gulped and let go of the scaly tail. A roar bellowed out from the hungry and desperate dinosaur and it ran full speed at America. The usually pumped up and ready for action America had disappeared in an instant and all that was left was the little 'Merica who used to constantly wet the bed. Now it was his turn to run frantically.
England had set down France, who was still moaning over his foot, and looked back to see his younger brother shouting his nickname.
"Iggy! Iggy!" America cried out.
Illnesses never made America fret, muscular and intimidating men had never bothered the fearless nation, he would laugh at the sight of man-made weapons. But a dinosaur was something he had never experienced. No one had. And if he had to swallow his pride to have his big brother rescue him then, god damn it, he would!
"Bloody fucking hell, you twit!" The Englishman cursed before jumping into action. America had made it to England, and more than happily hid behind him. One quick whiff and England deadpanned, "Did you honestly wet yourself?"
America snarled, "Is that really important right now?!" The carnotaur roared once more; he was getting closer. "IGGY!"
England's eyes shifted rapidly, trying to find a different route. "Listen America, I'm going to do something absolutely stupid." The carnotaur was less than twenty feet away. "When I say 'go', you are going to run as fast as you can with France. Understood?"
America furrowed his brows. "But what about y-?"
"Don't worry about me! Just run like hell!"
"I won't leave you Iggy!"
"Damn it, Alfred! Just GO!" England exclaimed while he pushed America in the direction where a wounded France was. England almost never uses his name, and America knew he was serious. He took off without another whine. "Alright then, you bloody chicken. Let's dance."
The roaring dinosaur lunged at England, who jumped out of the way with seconds to spare. After regaining his composure, the bushy-browed nation ran into a path covered in trees. The carnotaur quickly stood back up and ran after his meal.
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"Germany! I'm tired!" A lagging Italy whined with his arms hanging low with a party-pooper face.
"What happened to all that enthusiasm you had earlier?" The German asked with his eyes still glued to his trustworthy map. The Axis Nations had barely made any progress from where they started. It seemed that the map Germany picked up was actually his personal use map with all the best bars, gentlemen clubs, and adult toy stores marked down. He had been blindly, (and embarrassedly), leading his friends around the forest for well over three hours.
"It was gone when that mosquito bit me! And then he brought his friends and they bit me too! Look!" Italy lifted up his blue sleeve to reveal several red, irritated bug bites all over his forearm.
Japan grabbed Italy's rash infested arm and studied it. His thumb and index finger gripping his chin. "Perhaps you should-"
Before the Asian could even start the next word, a wildly running England bursted out from the greenery. Germany quickly became defensive as he stood in front of Italy and Japan.
"What do you want?" He demanded. However, England ran right past him.
"RUN! FOR BLOODY SAKES, RUN!"
Soon after, the trees and bushes exploded once having felt the impact of the carnotaur rushing after England. The Axis Nations were stunned. Is that a dinosaur?! And more importantly, is it after them?! Italy immediately shrilled like a schoolgirl and ran in the same path as England. Germany, too, ran as fast as his leg muscles would allow, while Japan, deciding to be the "warrior" Japan is most known for, did several quick back flips until he was out of harms way.
'A dinosaur? In this day and age? No. I-it cannot be true!' Japan thought in utter disbelief, his brown orbs locked onto the prehistoric reptilian.
Germany's left eye twitched. "You have got to be kidding me."
(A/N: Ah~! Another chapter completed! I hope you guys sort of enjoyed it. I was inspired to write this after watching one of my favorite movies from my childhood. That movie, if you didn't get from the species of dinosaur attacking the allies, was Disney's Dinosaur. Though it seemed more action-packed in my mind :I Oh well~! Oh, before I log off, I have a request for you , the readers! No, put your wallets away (; I ask that you give me suggestions on, aheh, anything! Since this fan-fiction is supposed to be humorous, I would like to incorporate your guys' random, crack-filled ideas! XD Also, what characters would you like me to include? I'd prefer characters from the anime but I'll accept certain ones if you describe their personalities well enough :) You can expect five certain characters in the next chapter~! *wink, wink; nudge, nudge*
Thanks for reading~! :D