TITLE: a study in idiot {act xi;androgony is so in this year, idiot}
AUTHOR: Pepperrrr
RATING: PG maybe idunno
PAIRING: Tony Stark & Loki Laufeyson
WARNINGS: dISGUSTING AMOUNTS OF FLUFF, slight crossdressing but loki's just wearing a sweater designed for women but loki ain't care and some leather skinny jeans because i just eughrr sdjfkds and some rings hooray for androgyny, sorry bout that, shit gets a bit weird, gratuitous timeskip, i don't know ugh warnings
P.O.V: Third person.
DATE WRITTEN: October 11th 2012 9:54 PM
SUMMARY: "Sentimental idiot.." Loki laughed affectionately and Tony fell just a bit harder for him.
AUTHOR NOTES: This is so short but i have to go to bed or my mom is gonna be pisssssed.
INTRODUCTION: Idiot. The word idiot is used to imply that one is stupid, daft or dumb. Some people use it as a term of endearment. Loki is one of those people. He uses the word idiot as freely as Tony drinks.

This is a collection of times Loki called Tony 'Idiot'.

A week after the Shawarma incident, Pepper found out, and she didn't cry. She actually looked very interested. And then she was buying Loki clothes, because
"Loki can't share your clothes, they don't make sense for him." and Tony couldn't argue with that, or her.

She'd probably rip his head off. As she took Loki's arm and ran off, Loki looked back at Tony fearfully. He could swear Loki's ability was rubbing off on him because he could hear Loki say call the police without moving his mouth. They came back freaking three hours later, and Loki was ecstatic, trying on everything he got as a woman and a man. Tony was reminded of a 12-year-old girl in a movie hanging out with her friends.

It was weird. But endearing. Two weeks after that, Loki had too many clothes, and it was all Pepper's fault. She couldn't stop buying new clothes for the god. He was like her own personal barbie doll.

With new subjugate the planet action! Tony suddenly saw Loki with a pullstring and glass eyes and a voice box that said 'KNEEL' or some other Loki-is-a-psychotic-villain-fear-his-beautiful-face things. And Tony laughed. But then Doll Loki was naked and he had no genitals. And that's when Tony needed a drink.

A week after that, Tony and Loki were walking around New York, and Tony was surprisingly free of fangirls and fanboys. It was probably thanks to Loki, who ended up on the news
(and now in comics but shit did they get him all sorts of wrong damn what even)
almost two years ago for destroying Manhattan, but that wasn't entirely his fault. Freaking Chitauri and their Shipimals.

"You should stop letting Pepper shop for you, she keeps getting you mostly girly clothes." Tony says as he walks with Loki. Loki shrugs.
"These people don't mind." The god says cheerfully, though his face isn't as cheerful as he sounds.

And then his face and voice drops, though there's a ghostly smile on his face. "Look at them all stare at me.." He says, almost to himself. "I should kill them.." He actually sounds contemplative and that's where Tony draws the line.

"NOPE nuh uh we will not be killing people for no reason ever again end of story." Tony rambles in a sharp burst of panic and Loki laughs. In that odd 'ehehe' sounding laugh he has when he really laughs. Tony feels himself start to laugh too, at the sound of it. He almost forgot that Loki said he was going to kill people for looking at him.

"But I do look good in these clothes, do I not? That Pepper woman has incredible taste. I rarely have to attend her shopping trips because she just finds the most wonderful things, doesn't she Tony?"
"I'm starting to get jealous." Tony nearly pouted, and Loki chuckled, bumping his shoulder to Tony's. Tony smiled and tried to resist the urge to just grab the god and kiss him senseless. He decided he would settle on holding Loki's hand, fingers catching on the multiple emerald and gold rings he was wearing.

"Sentimental idiot.." Loki laughed affectionately and Tony fell just a bit harder for him.

wOW ELEVENTH CHAPTER IT'S THE MATT SMITH CHAPTER WITHOUT A TARDIS WHYYYYY

okay i have no idea why i just did that ugh i'm embarassing

okay uh

yeah

loki is a fashionista