TITLE: a study in idiot {act xiii;shapeshifting bullshit, idiot}
AUTHOR: Pepperrrr
RATING: PG maybe or PG-13 because
PAIRING: Tony Stark & Loki Laufeyson
WARNINGS: smoking, drinking, our boys have bad habits, loki's trying to distance himself because the feels are too much for even him, tony angsts because loki's being mean, female!loki, violence, arson, good stuff
P.O.V: Third person.
DATE WRITTEN: October 12th 2012 3:21 PM
SUMMARY: Tony just stood staring at Loki, who made a face and rolled her eyes again.
"Idiot..",
And she swiveled the chair to look out the window as she smoked another cigarette, reading another magazine.
AUTHOR NOTES: loki is a bitch in this one because you don't take loki's shit and you don't keep wondering in your head what else loki has to say
INTRODUCTION: Idiot. The word idiot is used to imply that one is stupid, daft or dumb. Some people use it as a term of endearment. Loki is one of those people. He uses the word idiot as freely as Tony drinks.

This is a collection of times Loki called Tony 'Idiot'.

Loki had taken to smoking three to four packs every day since he told Tony about how he killed his Jotun father to get acceptance from his Aesir father, a plan which failed miserably. And it was really hard to kiss someone with a cigarette constantly in their mouth. Tony almost felt like he was being punished, not being able to hold Loki's hand because of a cigarette, not being able to kiss him because of a cigarette. Not being able to just hold him after sex because of a fucking cigarette. One day, Tony was just sick of it and he snatched the not-yet-lit cigarette out of Loki's hand as he was about to light it.

Loki looked up from his empty hand with an angry almost-smile and doom and gloom in his eyes. Tony felt cold all of a sudden and he gulped.
"Anthony, what do you think you are doing?" He asked, voice dangerous and shaking. His eyes were wide and his teeth were bared and Tony was frozen with wide eyes as he handed the cigarette back to Loki, turned on his heel, and grabbed a drink because holy shit that was scary.

A few days later, Tony tried again, and he just stood in front of Loki with the cigarette in his hand, and Loki stared at him. Then, she tightened her lips and flicked her lighter on, lighting up Tony's sleeve while he was paralyzed by the look in her eyes. Tony yelped and flailed his arm around while JARVIS was shouting instructions and suggestions and Loki just sat on the arm of the chair, lighting her cigarette and smoking with a magazine in her lap. Tony was able to put out his sleeve and he turned on his heel and grabbed a drink because fUCK even in female form, Loki was fucking scary and that was every possible level of uncool.

It took Tony two and a half weeks to even go near Loki after that, and Loki had taken to also switching daily from male to female form and back again. Every other day, he was a chick. A fucking scary chick who would set her boyfriend
(what? boyfriend? that's weird sounding and tony made a face at it)
on fire for a cigarette.

But Tony confronted Loki again and he was about to speak when Loki rolled her eyes. Tony was starting to feel like he had actually done something to make Loki hate him forever which was not a fun thought. Tony just stood staring at Loki, who made a face and rolled her eyes again.
"Idiot..",
And she swiveled the chair to look out the window as she smoked another cigarette, reading another magazine. Tony turned on his heel grabbed a drink and tried talking to JARVIS, who kept sassing him every few sentences.

"Fuck you JARVIS, you suck." Tony said.
"That isn't physically possible for me, sir." JARVIS retorted. Tony groaned, dropping his head on to the counter.

Boo.

spellcheck tried to correct 'fucknig' to 'McKnight' and I screamed.

thought you might like to know

also, my fem!loki looks like eva green. because of reasons. you'd understand if you watched the video with the muse song 'forced in' on youtube. You can find it by searching "fem!loki push me in" yup. hooray for cheap plugs and such!