Rule 11
Clint, locking Natasha in a broom cupboard and promptly saving her does not count as 'saving a damsel in distress'
Rule 12
Tony, please stop teaching Thor how to play guitar. I honestly don't think our ears can take much more of that racket
Rule 13
Yes, Natasha is a natural ginger. Why do people keep on asking?
Rule 14
No, Spiderman is NOT joining the Avengers. Please can whoever spread that rumour put a stop to it immediately
Rule 15
If Tony and Bruce mention nuclear weapons please ignore them. It's a prank they've been planning for a long time. (And you think we didn't know)
Rule 16
When Bruce hulks out please remain calm and walk in a single file line to the fire assembly point. (Don't actually RING the fire bell, this only makes Hulk nervous)
Rule 17
'Trying to get Captain America drunk' competitions are banned. Just accept the fact that he can't get drunk
Rule 18
Gambling is allowed, as long as you're not betting on which girl sleeps with you the following night… TONY!
Rule 19
When Thor has a cold, stay clear of anything heavy that could possibly crush you when his sneezes tremble the earth itself
Rule 20
Vegemite is banned. You cannot possibly argue that it is nice
Hello everyone. I'm just leaving a message about the fact that I said a kiwi is an Australian bird. I have recently been informed that it is in fact from New Zealand. Sorry if this annoyed anyone (I doubt it did) but I'm not an ornithologist (someone who studies birds). Bye for now!
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